Latarian Milton Is Ready For His Close-Up!
Latarian Milton is the little boy from Florida who took his memaw's SUV for joyride to do "hood rat stuff" with his friends. Later, he beat his memaw in front of the whole Wal-Mart because she wouldn't buy him chicken. It was just a matter of time before Hollywood came a knocking on Latarian's door! Well, sort of Hollywood. Latarian is expected to star in a very special episode of "Judge Judy." Latarian vs. Judge Judy: Battle of the Hood Rats! Seriously, those two are going to end up in a cage fight.
CBS12 reports that Latarian's memaw, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mommy, Ashley Milton. Memaw Stratford thinks Ashley is to blame for Latarian stealing and ruining her SUV. She wants $5,000 in damages from Ashley.
Latarian, his memaw and his mother will all fly out to Hollywood next week to tape the episode which will air sometime in the Fall.
Oh shit! Lock up your cars and hide your chicken, California! Here comes Hood Rat Stuff!
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Kudos, Judge Judy, you fucking asshat, for rewarding this little retard's horrible behavior by putting his ugly mug on tv. That's just what this little psycho needs. More encouragement.
I just love the fact that some douches out there don't believe in beating their kids. I beat the hell out of mine. If they don't shy away every time I walk in to a room, I just go ahead and throw in a quick jab our an eye gouge to shake things up.
But seriously, this kid needs his ass beat and the influence of a father in his life. And before all the single mothers and the products of single mothers yell at me, I don't think you can argue against my idea when it comes to sweet little LaTarian.
==She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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_Submitted by DonkeyPunched on June 24, 2008 - 10:31am.
Yeah i dont care what youre explaining.
It is funny to me that the name is donkeypunched, it means violent ass sex, and you happened to say this kid doesnt need an ass woopin.
Thats funny.
Sorry life has had violent ass sex with you.
*hands you tucks medicated pad*
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Im sorry i just had to point out a person with the screen name of DonkeyPunched doesnt think that Latarian needed a spankin a long ass time ago.
Im just an observationist.
Ok then, carry on.
Sigh...Missed the point dear. I was trying to explain that that a "spanking" at this point wont do shit to correct this boy, if anything it will reinforce his attitude towards using violence to achieve his goals.
Yes, my sn is donkeypunched, but I've donkeypunched by life, having to deal with so many idiots and jackasses everyday.
This kid needs his ass beat....and I do not even believe in hitting children.
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Hahaha... Deb, you beat me to it! :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 8:57am.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 6:43am.
Thank you, IG. Though, technically, I'm not actually a licensed family therapist.
...I just play one on TV.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
If this little shit was already locked up in a psych ward for attacking his grandmother, he should have been evaluated by a mental health case worker.
How does going on t.v. help him? Not that I think there's any help to be had for this kid. He's already committed 2 crimes.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on June 24, 2008 - 10:09am.
Yeah, Im sure that beating the snot out of the brat is what he needs. Once a tree grows crooked...
Donkey Punch is a term for when you are having anal sex with your partner and right before they, he/she, or you cums, you punch the person recieving in the back of their head as hard as you can.
Im sorry i just had to point out a person with the screen name of DonkeyPunched doesnt think that Latarian needed a spankin a long ass time ago.
Im just an observationist.
Ok then, carry on.
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Yes, LET'S give this piece of shit positive attention for the bastardly things he does.
Good idea, America. Hats off to you.
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Disgusting little brat. It would take him only an hour with me and my friend blowtorch to get his act straight.
And what kind of a fucking name is Latarian, anyway?!
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"Aren't we just a little ray of fucking sunshine!"
Yeah, Im sure that beating the snot out of the brat is what he needs. Once a tree grows crooked...
The kid needs more that just physical consecuences.
Parents today are too damn easy on kids. I've seen kids get away with crap & their parents just laugh it off.
There was a kid in my neighborhood who was shooting aimlessly at birds with a BB gun. I complained to his parents and his mom just said, "oh, he's just playing, what's your problem?". I called the cops to deal with her ignorant ass.
Yea, let's see how well her little BB shooting squirt turns out when he's up on a tower shooting at people in school.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 24, 2008 - 9:33am.
This kid is evil. Mark my words, he'll KILL someone before he's 12. He's probably already started torturing small animals.
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I had that very same thought. We are looking at a career criminal here, that obviously are only escalating each time.
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Better him beating for chicken than choking his! Thanx MK for a Latarian follow-up, I have been wondering what the little hood rat was up to!
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Blame it all on Baby Boomers????
My generation of Boomers would have had a field day on this little brat because we were all capable of beating this kid to within an inch of his fatassed little life.
Grandma is afraid she will get reported to Child Proc Services or go to jail for taking a switch to him after SUV incident? That for the new generation.
Kid has figured out attention, especially bad, is getting him face time in front of a camera. Making him very cool with his other little hoodrat friends.
I say next camera man that gets around him, kick the camera man in the 'nads and tell him "we are no longer rewarding this behavior" then take the kid to the woodshed...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Bring back Corporal Punishment.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 24, 2008 - 6:43am.
Thank you, IG. Though, technically, I'm not actually a licensed family therapist.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 24, 2008 - 9:50am.
Dude, its called moving.
She fucking MOVED to LA FROM NYC.
jesus christ
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That kid needs to go on a diet. I can only imagine what his mother looks like.
Memaw suing her daughter for Laturdians crimes is like trying to get pants off a bare ass. I'm guessing she's judgement proof?
Judge Judy needs to reccomend an old school beat-down...with a belt.
I thought judge judy was taped in New York? Wierd? So you mean her jewish ny accent is fake?!?!?!?
So excited for this throwdown...and I am from the hood, but this punk's got a few ho's beat in the hood rat department. Of course, where I'm from, there was that bitch that left her toddler and baby in the car in the middle of summer while she went to the beauty shop to get her hair did up in braids for 10 hours. Poor kids passed and she had no remorse. So in retrospect, Latarian beating on his memaw ain't all that bad.
Sheeps, as ever, your powers of observation into the human condition are mind boggling. :)
And who knew Judge Judy was a ratings whore?
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Sounds like an all around classy family. (Rolling my eyes right now)
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Sometimes it is good to beat your children.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I'm sort of attuned to such things, but I'm picking up a whiff of family discord?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Totally agree with Deb and GIG.
The kid's negative behaviour is being reinforced with all of this attention - he'll just get worse as a result.
Judge Judy needs a smack upside the head with a gavel for having them on.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Let Petri Byrd, JJ's old baliff have an hour alone with that kid. He was the narc at my high school and doesn't take any shit. He'll have that kid on the honor roll and in church on Sundays before he knows what hit him.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
What the fuck is wrong with our culture?
This is what shit like The Hills, Perez Hilton and all this New Mtv crap is feeding the next generation of citizens.
Im not saying we (The current generation) have our shit together, but its sad to see that younger generations seem to have no regard for boundries nor the capacity to self-analyze their actions.
Blame it all on Baby Boomers.
I hope Judge Judy gives his the slap he deserves!
Latarian Milton is a lovely boy.I saw some information about him on site
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
This scalawag doesn't need "Judge Judy". He needs at least 500 lashes with an old-fashioned southern "switch.' He should also be forced to come to my house, go out to the yard, grab a stick and bring it back to me. I'll give him the discipline his momma didn't. Quickly.
Dear God. This is great. Reward the little monster with attention for being a
Lashit".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This kid is evil. Mark my words, he'll KILL someone before he's 12. He's probably already started torturing small animals.
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