Latarian Milton Is Ready For His Close-Up!
Latarian Milton is the little boy from Florida who took his memaw's SUV for joyride to do "hood rat stuff" with his friends. Later, he beat his memaw in front of the whole Wal-Mart because she wouldn't buy him chicken. It was just a matter of time before Hollywood came a knocking on Latarian's door! Well, sort of Hollywood. Latarian is expected to star in a very special episode of "Judge Judy." Latarian vs. Judge Judy: Battle of the Hood Rats! Seriously, those two are going to end up in a cage fight.
CBS12 reports that Latarian's memaw, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mommy, Ashley Milton. Memaw Stratford thinks Ashley is to blame for Latarian stealing and ruining her SUV. She wants $5,000 in damages from Ashley.
Latarian, his memaw and his mother will all fly out to Hollywood next week to tape the episode which will air sometime in the Fall.
Oh shit! Lock up your cars and hide your chicken, California! Here comes Hood Rat Stuff!
Thanks Susan
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 24, 2008 - 11:36pm.
aahh, the revised American dream... be a worthless asshole, get on t.v. and get paid... i weep for the future of this country
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Are you kidding? I can't wait. Think of all the great reality TV shows we're going to have. Good times.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Fuckin Classy:
And what kind of a fucking name is Latarian, anyway?!
to me it sounds like latrine yuk!
my spelling is for shit. yeah i know ha ha!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Somewhere out there, I bet there IS a kid named Latrine. I'm going to Google that shit.
UPDATE:
There are real life 'Latrine's, and most of them are in jail.
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
aahh, the revised American dream... be a worthless asshole, get on t.v. and get paid... i weep for the future of this country
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"Modern man, evolutionary betrayer.
Modern man, ecosystem destroyer.
Modern man, destroy yourself in shame.
Modern man, pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage."
I just bought some steel window bars and the steering wheel lock things. I hope he doesnt come to my neighborhood to do hood rat stuff.
Why would the family agree to go on that show? nothing good can come outta it. Rhetorical question I know
Oh wait - He will contribute something.
Getting my order wrong on his one day a week salary working at McDonalds.
Can we "abort" kids that are already grown. We need to start euthanizing these pieces of s**t when they are growing up so our banks arent robbed, and our cars stolen. Mark my words give this kid ten years he will have raped a girl, sold cocaine, and contributed nothing society.
Kid will always be in trouble. He is ghetto trash no matter what people on here say that is not racist it is true and I'm not sorry for you.
The moralof my story is: it should be the whole village that raises a child. Sadly, if that had been an American Kid, I might have been arrested. Back home, people think nothing of telling kids to behave if they are being assholes.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
This moment, besides the birthof my children, is my proudest moment.
We were on a Frankfurt to Denver flight that got diverted to Colo Springs because of high winds. Because it was not an international airport, no one could get off the plane either. It was 94 degrees, everyoen was tired as fuck from a 12 hour flight that was delayed in Germany, and was now being held for hours in the Springs. It was seriously hour 17 of being on a fucking plane, and they turned off the AC to save fuel. Some asshats in first class let their moster run down the isles of the plane. The little fucker was hitting people as he was running. I was seriously jonesing for a cig, and was trying to sleep through my misery. Fucker popped me upside the head. On his way back, I tripped said satan spawn, sending him flyinginto a seat. Hellspawn ran screaming back to his mother. The flight attendants noticed, and when they handed out drinks, I was served first.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
This is so goddman ghetto!
And the grandma says 'I want to whip his ass', well what the hell is stopping you from grabbing the tire iron and going ape shit on his ass? That's what I'd do if this little piece of shit were mine. Fuck, maybe the best punishment would be to lock the fridge. Little fat ass...
This is sooo Harvey Price in a few years!!
He'll be beating down Peter Andre in Walmart hehe
FUCKING EXCELLENT! Judge Judy will land her mighty pimp gavel down on this mini-thug to the great joy of us all!!!!!!! I cannot WAIT!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I LOVE Judge Judy! Can't wait to see her laying the smack down on this kid & his fam!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
atta boy
Don't Feed The Celebs
Fuck Judge Judy, get this hot lil' bastard on Maury Povich already!
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
I foresee a lifetime of arrests for this little charming lad.
For a moment I so thought that was Harvey Price. Shit, I thought he must've been dipped in magic holy water or something.
Judge Judy is going to terrorize this little menace to society.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
No I haven't. It is down in the Montrose and they are always doing the unusal in that area. I didn't realize his wife had died though. Google art car parade Houston Images and I think you will find one of their best parades. They just had it in April.
next time I am in Houston, I will have to grab Nits and IG for a drive by...(Cannot stop. IG has discovered margs and beer...LOL.)
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Harvey Price would totally beat Latarians assssssss!!!! Awesome!
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DebFrmHell,
As long as there is cold Diet Coke, i got all the time in the world!
Kizzy,
It WAS the magnificent Tracy under there!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
That is a naughty little boy.
I totally agree with this. There is no way this kid is going to get better if he is rewarded for unacceptable behaviour by flying out to Hollywood to be on television. He totally reminds me of the kids that live around my area who are allowed to do whatever the hell they please because their parents are too busy failing as parents.
All that being sad, this kid is an asshole and if I were unfortunate enough to meet him, his mother or his grandmother I would administer a sound ass whoopin' to all three of 'em. Idiots.
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Submitted by The C word on June 24, 2008 - 7:38am.
Totally agree with Deb and GIG.
The kid's negative behaviour is being reinforced with all of this attention - he'll just get worse as a result.
Judge Judy needs a smack upside the head with a gavel for having them on.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Submitted by Clarisse
ALWAYS! Grab a chair. How are you on patience? We can all sit in a circle and strum guitars, toast marshmellows and sing Kumbaya...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
_Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 11:18am.
Ohh man im looking for a new donkey avie.
ill brb!
this time it WILL be a sexier more firm, high powered kind of ass. Like kardashians but with more nards per yard.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 24, 2008 - 11:14am.
I so ♥ your references. It was Tracy Ullman under all that prosthetics and makeup, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LoLo, you magnificent ass...
You've "been_blooped_DonkeyPunched."
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 11:15am.
YES! It was ironic!
THATS why i was laughing!
Thank you! Im not old as much as im high.
MELTANG! I f'n love meltang!
I just made that up, but im so going to add it to wiki or urban!
Oh hell it prolly already has a name!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
DebFrmHell,
Oi...you got an extra cold D.C. for a sister?
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Run! It's the clergy!
OMFG I learn something new everyday here.
Is there really such a thing as baby boomers?
OMG
That is disgusting
LMAO
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched
We DO love a good sense of irony and sarcasm...
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still waiting. Oh yeah, I am old and patient, too.
***putting aside the switch***
***lighting up a ciggie***
***grabbing a Diet Coke***
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
DonkeyPunched,
"All of this because one comment about baby boomers...Get over yourself and go beat your kids."
Or better yet, go beat Latrine.
Wait, Latrine (he changed it...Used to be "Shithouse." )
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Run! It's the clergy!
_Submitted by DonkeyPunched on June 24, 2008 - 11:11am.
Oh im twisted.
I like you. Will you hold my nuts while i pee?
*bloop*
:)
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Oh LoLo, I see! I COMPLETELY understand why you giggled!! LOLOLOL
DonkeyPunched, I'm not making fun of your name, I'm just saying I would LOVE to see who the genius was that came up with that fun activity! LMAO
Was he so bored during the fudge packing, that he had to add a little something to spice it up? I just have so many questions.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on June 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
Is baby boomers one of your kinky sex positions Donkey Puncher?
Like when you dress up as a baby and make a boom boom in your adult baby diaper and write dirty words on your lover with poo?
*Disclaimer* THESE ARE OBVIOUS JOKES.
It's DoneyPuncheD. Don't get it twisted.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on June 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
Is baby boomers one of your kinky sex positions Donkey Puncher?
Like when you dress up as a baby and make a boom boom in your adult baby diaper and write dirty words on your lover with poo?
*Disclaimer* THESE ARE OBVIOUS JOKES.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Jesus on crutches...
I would think Dlisted is a place where people would appreciate sarcasm and metaphors.
All of this because one comment about baby boomers...Get over yourself and go beat your kids.
'Hood Rat' Shit. Holy shit it just makes me LMAO errytime I think about that. The last time I hear 'Hood Rat' used was in 1995 on Adina Howards 'Freak Like Me'. This kid is 90's and he doesnt even know it.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 24, 2008 - 10:50am.
See why i giggled?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LMAO
Who was the tard that came up with 'donkey punched' as a cool thing to do?
Yeah, I'm sure getting ass raped is just not fun enough, so let's have someone punch you as hard as they can, while violating your ass, and having an orgasm.
Sounds like a party for the receiver!
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 24, 2008 - 10:49am.
HA HA HA HA
I LIKE JOKES!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Spank??? my ass. I am talking about a good old HoodRat beat down. Give the little fucker a taste of what he wants.
While I am agnostic, I have the power to make a kid wish for a Gawd in his life...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Retroactive abortion. Problem solved.
Ahhh, here we go again. Let's reward the little criminal and make him feel like a star.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Hmmm, he's steals a car, beats up his grandmother and as punishment, he gets to be on TV.
Yea, that'll learn him!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by findleynb on June 24, 2008 - 10:39am.
I just love the fact that some douches out there don't believe in beating their kids. I beat the hell out of mine. If they don't shy away every time I walk in to a room, I just go ahead and throw in a quick jab our an eye gouge to shake things up.
HOLY SHIT! We are soooooo twins because I beat the shit out of your kids too!
They are BAD!
im kidding! durrrr. I only tripped them
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I totally agree with you.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 9:28am.
This kid needs his ass beat....and I do not even believe in hitting children.
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