Some Things Never Change
It's nice to see that motherhood hasn't completely taken the cunt bitch out of JLo. That would be a pity. JLo was shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store on Manhasset's Miracle Mile when she demanded that they shut down the entire store for her. The store denied her chunky chunk ass, but that didn't stop JLo from making more demands.
A source told Page Six, "Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."
JLo needs one armed guard to protect each ass cheek. You know, if I was a salesgirl and JLo's cloud of make-up and mink lashes waltzed in, I would expect her to give me the bitch treatment. I would be disappointed if she didn't give me at least three evil side-eyes and call me a "pinche pendejo" at least once.
Oh and you know the Dragon Tales twins are going to run away once they figure out how to make an escape ladder out of their rabbit fur baby blankets.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on June 23, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by tinybaker on June 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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I think it means "little asshole"
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its actually something like "fucking asshole"
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
what does that mean?
pinche pendejo?
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
not relevant in 1998.
and less so now.
the bodyguards should be tazered.
Well it's good to know she's making herself a great role model for her kids. On the other hand, it's no coincidence that it's always the biggest jerks who are successful. They just take what they want and don't care how others feel.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 6:41pm.
@Frito Dorito- Damn, I was trying to think of "shoe horn" but the words escaped me!
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LOL
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Bitch definitely knows how to give the stink eye.
@Frito Dorito- Damn, I was trying to think of "shoe horn" but the words escaped me!
Submitted by RJII on June 23, 2008 - 8:37pm.
awesome! do you know this person? you can tell us if this is true! hope they don't get mad if I send them an email of praise!
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Submitted by applehead on June 23, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Was she always this much of a twat? I thought she used to be real sweet...ahh maybe I'm thinking of when she played "Selena" and it was all an act...
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Oh definitely! I am totally gonna sound like a Selena loonie but wtfever, I am one, LOL! She got her huge break in the Selena movie and that whore playing a good person like Selena is plain ole blasphemy. It's so nice that she gets to spawn and further her DNA. The cunt.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
This is the difference between Mariah Carey and other demanding diva's when Mariah makes demands, she actually pays for it to be done. Remember when she came to a fancy hotel in London, and made all these requests for her grand entrance? She DID Pay them thousand of dollars for them to do so, which does give her a right to it than. She feels she's entitled to what she pays for, fair capitolism. These other famous brats thing they are entitled for free or for less money!
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Submitted by tinybaker on June 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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I think it means "little asshole"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 23, 2008 - 6:35pm.
I never understood her appeal. She's ugly as sin, and I NEVER EVER liked her makeup. It's the kind of makeup that looks good from a mile away, but once you get close to her, it's nothing but shit raided from Aunt Gertrude's makeup collection. All coral lips and blue eyeshadow...puke. Her hair is always matronly, and this is just another example.
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Amen to that. I agree 100%
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
does pinche pendejo translate as "fucking bitch" or is it less vulgar in your opinion?
Submitted by peaches on June 23, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Can we send flowers to this Catherine Malandrino store for not spoiling the bratty celebrity? I wish we could, well MK told us the exact store, we should call them and tell them how awesome they are!
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Lick a scrote, JLo. Lick a scrote.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I cringe when I think of what spoiled wastes of space her kids are going to grow up to be. The horsemen cometh.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I never understood her appeal. She's ugly as sin, and I NEVER EVER liked her makeup. It's the kind of makeup that looks good from a mile away, but once you get close to her, it's nothing but shit raided from Aunt Gertrude's makeup collection. All coral lips and blue eyeshadow...puke. Her hair is always matronly, and this is just another example.
I was in college when her first album came out. And I seriously couldn't understand the appeal. Just looking at her mug on MTV gave me the same feeling as if you're running your nails on a chalkboard. She sang like shit, her lyrics were shitty, and her dancing was crap. Why all the fuss?
Was she always this much of a twat? I thought she used to be real sweet...ahh maybe I'm thinking of when she played "Selena" and it was all an act...
She's just pissed because people won't pay full price for her tacky clothing line.
Can we send flowers to this Catherine Malandrino store for not spoiling the bratty celebrity? I wish we could, well MK told us the exact store, we should call them and tell them how awesome they are! This ain't Los angeles sweetheart! I really hope that whoever wins the presidential election will start making laws against celebrities getting special priveledges, and stop them from getting discounts unless they model in an ad-campaign for a designer brand, which would make them an employee, and get an employee discount. The only famous people who deserve discounts are those involved in the fashion industry, Magazine editors like anna wintour, and fashion models, because they are working for the designers, to me that's fair!
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"pinche pendejo" ha ha ha, MK, you totally hillarious, as allways
Submitted by devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 6:27pm.
She needs all those body guards to help her shove her fat ass into a pair of size 4 jeans and tell her how slimming they are on her.
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LOL
Somebody get the shoe horn.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Amen Peaches! Well said!
As a former sales girl I think it would be funny as hell if JLoser went into one of those stores had her little bitch fest temper tantrums as usual and then got hit by a truck on the way back to her Bentley. That would make my day.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
She needs all those body guards to help her shove her fat ass into a pair of size 4 jeans and tell her how slimming they are on her.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 23, 2008 - 8:13pm.
What the f- is up with celebrities expecting discounts? Excuse me, but they earn butloads of money. They don't need a damn discount.
Give the discount to poor ass people like me, and charge celebs double!
Fuck-it's almost as if being rich entitles you to receive free shit. I thought you earned money to be able to spend it- not be a bitch and expect everyone to kow-tow to you. Grrr.
It's funny, the Evil rich corporation CEO's are the ones who do pay for this stuff, yet the celebrities who scream at the evil rich republicans, are the greediest fuckers there are!!!
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J-Lo taking herself seriously? Shocking.
There will always be a place for her on Surreal Life.
this fool's career is over.
JLo - 0, little animals - 1.
P.S. I hate when she does her hair in that style. It's so unflattering to her five head. And she needs to learn how to dress. Just cuz u got dead animals draped over you and are dripping in diamonds doesn't mean you look good. Bitch is beyond tacky. She takes the new rich shit to a new level.
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This kind of publicity staged stunts in a rookie has-been like JLo is only pushing her faster towards the inevitable Sabado Gigante dancing-couples game jury spot reserved for her ass.
If I was the store manager, I would have thrown her ass out. And I would have done it in the most humiliating way possible. I would have said to her "Only A List celebrities get 50 percent discounts here, you washed-up, no-talent Bitch! Now FUCK OFF!!!"
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's Page 6 - Which means it's probably bullshit.
What a bitch. Hate her.
She is not aging well. Looks like karma is ever so subtly biting her fat ass. What a miserable, nasty cunt. There's only one thing worse than ghetto trash: ghetto trash with money. Oy vey.
And thlayly5, you're so right. Shoot, J. Ho should be paying all of us for bombarding the world with her shitty ass movies and music. I hate entitled, rich pieces of shit like her. I wish there was a law that spoiled fucks like her that treat everyone around them like shit repeatedly get sent to the slums of any third world country to live forever.
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her eight-person entourage
Wait, WHAT??? Why the fuck does she need eight people with her when she goes shopping???
Two bodygurards, fair enough. What do the other SIX do??? Tell her she's special & better thna everyone? or do they remind her what her kids are called & what they look like, least she forget??
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I could almost actually accept the diva behavior if she still had any sort of a career left. All I have to say is Bitch, please.
That's really ghetto. But then again, they're probably used to that in Manhasset. People out there might have money, but they mostly have no couth.
What the f- is up with celebrities expecting discounts? Excuse me, but they earn butloads of money. They don't need a damn discount.
Give the discount to poor ass people like me, and charge celebs double!
Fuck-it's almost as if being rich entitles you to receive free shit. I thought you earned money to be able to spend it- not be a bitch and expect everyone to kow-tow to you. Grrr.
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I don't think her nose is ever gonna do the shrinky dink dance.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?