Some Things Never Change
It's nice to see that motherhood hasn't completely taken the cunt bitch out of JLo. That would be a pity. JLo was shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store on Manhasset's Miracle Mile when she demanded that they shut down the entire store for her. The store denied her chunky chunk ass, but that didn't stop JLo from making more demands.
A source told Page Six, "Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."
JLo needs one armed guard to protect each ass cheek. You know, if I was a salesgirl and JLo's cloud of make-up and mink lashes waltzed in, I would expect her to give me the bitch treatment. I would be disappointed if she didn't give me at least three evil side-eyes and call me a "pinche pendejo" at least once.
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coiled-n-hissing on June 23, 2008 - 11:39pm.
How I would love to smack that cunty face of hers.
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I'll hold her down for you, but then I get to kick her in the box. It's only fair. :)
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How I would love to smack that cunty face of hers.
What a has been. Can't act, can't sing. Dancin' days are over. Name one goddamn thing of merit this snot has done in last 5 years. She has alot of nerve thinking anyone gives a shit enough to pester her in public that she needs an entourage. What a joke.
Die you fucking slag. Your husband is ugly and your kids are born to lose. At least quit breeding.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Well, I hate to say it, but this bitch would fit in well in Manhasset. When I was a teen, I worked for a bit in a clothing store close to Manhasset. It was a discount store, and lots of Manhasset bitches would come. They were the tackiest, gaudiest,cheapest bitches imaginable. They *always* wanted prices looked up to ensure things hadn't been marked down further. One bitch and her (fairly nice) daughter came in one night not long before closing, and pulled the same sh*t as JLo with the clothes in the dressing room. The daughter said to her mom, when they were finished trying stuff on, "What about the clothes on the floor?". Mom said, "Leave them, that's their job,". And I responded, "OH NO IT ISN'T! Pick up all those GD clothes!". And she DID! She looked so sheepish, which just made my day! I would have LOVED to have done that to JLo, and I'm sure whomever had the misfortune to be assisting her that day felt the same way (although one might have had a burly bodyguard in one's face for doing so!)!
oh my goodness i always thought pendejo MF.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by popsicle on June 23, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Whats pinche pendejo mean? Someone pipe up...
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It is like "fucking dickhead" or something like that...
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Whats pinche pendejo mean? Someone pipe up...
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A lady I taught with a few years ago had nieces that grew up in the same neighborhood as JLo, and said she was a total bitch. I'm not surprised.
She has such an overblown sense of self importance, it's sad.
They showed their guns and demanded discounts??!! If that were my store I'd have called the cops and made a huge ass (pun intended) deal about it. Not that the cops would probably do anything but that is just fucking unacceptable! At what point are these jackoff celebs going to stop getting away with this type of shit??
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Submitted by peaches on June 23, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by RJII on June 23, 2008 - 8:37pm.
awesome! do you know this person? you can tell us if this is true! hope they don't get mad if I send them an email of praise!
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sorry Peaches, I was elsewhere for a moment.
no, I don't the PA. Just went on the website and it listed this person and their email as the "Contact Us" and the Executive's PA.
I sent a sentence of encouragement for treatment and respect for all people equally.
itz britney_bitch:
you just reminded me i forgot to call her a chola in my post!
chola chola chola chola chola skanky j-whore!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Escandolo!!!!!!!
Im happy that @ least one store didnt bulk to peer pressure and shut down the store for that stinky heffa..she needs to take her chola self somewhere else and stop spending that $$$ from the magazine cover shoot she did w/her TEST TUBE twins..yea she knows she had test tube babies, what a lier....
SHE IS BROKE THATS WHY SHE DIDNT BUY SHIT....
I hate her more than i hate any famous celeb to date. her and ghettoncye.
well guys if this shitty j-whore episode doesn't give you an idea as to how her kids are going to turn out nothing else will. also, she's supposed to be broke. what the fuck is she doing shopping for diamonds or anything else for that matter? and finally, if i where the owners of that shop i would have shoved the nearest and biggest basball bat up her low class nasty ghetto ass and then report her to the authorities for harrassment. FUCK YOU J-WHORE!
to mawy:
i love your post dear!
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Submitted by Mawy:
"She is not aging well. Looks like karma is ever so subtly biting her fat ass. What a miserable, nasty cunt. There's only one thing worse than ghetto trash: ghetto trash with money. Oy vey.
And thlayly5, you're so right. Shoot, J. Ho should be paying all of us for bombarding the world with her shitty ass movies and music. I hate entitled, rich pieces of shit like her. I wish there was a law that spoiled fucks like her that treat everyone around them like shit repeatedly get sent to the slums of any third world country to live forever."
Have you ever smelled Glow before? It smells like a chainsmoker doused herself in White Shoulders, or some hell like that.
Her clothing lines and perfumes have made ridiculous amounts of money. This bitch should not be getting ANYTHING for a discount or for free!
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Submitted by impacted waste on June 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Oh shut up already
impacted waste
Just because JLo is a total arrogant loser does not give you the right to talk about Puerto Ricans in such a hateful manner. That's why our world is so fucked up, with people like you making ignorant generalizations and talking out of their uneducated asses!
I soo want to like her, but all this stories slowly make me dislike her ass. I am going to have to change my moniker, Jello Wanabe is what MichaelK used to call her back in the day.
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That's ridiculous!!!
Submitted by Mawy on June 23, 2008 - 7:11pm.
You're right, of course, but that's what that poster does every few weeks when he posts. Consider the source and let it go.
I saw Cher once in NYC. She was walking with this guy. I kept staring at her as I was on standing at a bus stop, wondering where I knew her from. She smiled as she passed me, and then I realized who it was. She had no airs about her. Not like this fat assed tranny.
"Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."
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Bitch was just feeling fat. She's just having some postpartum depression y'all. She's pissed her ass didn't return to its normal size once they removed her kids from her womb and that her tetas do not reassemble juicy melons but tiny sagging udders. That's all.
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Ay chingada, I hate this puta pendeja.
isn't this hag's moment over...jlo should've gotten the memo by now...
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sexy motherfucker...
dustbunny on June 23, 2008 - 10:04pm
Every single friend I know in NYC had had a celeb spotting/encounter (like saying hi and shit, nothing escandalo) and all of them told me the celeb was either alone or with one or two other people max.
It's just so stupid to draw all that attention to yourself and then complain about it and/or try and deny was witnessed up close and in person.
So lame.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by impacted waste on June 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.
That's disgusting and hateful. There are assholes in every race. In fact, I believe most people are assholes. Including you. My mom's best friend is Puerto Rican and her and her family are among the kindest, most generous and tasteful family I know. And none of them are looking for a handout. One member of the family owns a multi million dollar business. So STFU you fucking nazi.
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i DETEST THESE FAT FUCK PIGS WHO CAN HAVE THEIR "ENTOURAGE" WITH THEIR GUNS SHOWING AND OUR WHOLE FAMILY HAS TO FIGHT FOR OUR FUCKING GUNS TO PROTECT US FROM CRAZY ASS FUCKERS. MOTHER FUCK...THE NRA NEEDS TO GO AFTER THESE TWATS AND THIER BIG FUCXKING STUPIDS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A FUCKING GUN.....oh fuck my ass...Im pissed.
OH IM PISSED...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS.
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Makes me think of the scene in the movie version of "Chicago" where Mama Morton makes the comment about Velma being "common."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 23, 2008 - 9:55pm.
An entourage for what?
No one would notice you JNo if you traveled light.
Especially in NYC.
Jenny's block just bit back.
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Hasn't it always been that Stars moved to NYC to escape the inflated lifestyles of LA? No entourages, no hassles of paps, etc.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by RichBitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by YesIownPanties on June 24, 2008 - 2:08am.
who in the fuck cares? i guess she's stressed out because the rumors of her being on the verge of bankruptcy are true but that does NOT excuse her cuntrag behavior. what goes around comes around jho!
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How can this bitch be on the verge of bankruptcy? Unless she has the most useless accountants in the world she should be set-up for life and then some!
She is a cuntrag though so I only wish bad tings for her! :)
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Her husband has 3 other kids to pay child support for, plus alimony. He's recently has tax problems. I'm thinking his problems have become her's. He's dragging her down with debt. It's rumoured she's been trying to sell some of her houses.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Chunky chunk ass is looking alot like a clown tranny these days, no?
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 23, 2008 - 9:58pm.
don't worry, i don't think anyone's missing that point!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
Oops! I forgot, she's a cunt.
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An entourage for what?
No one would notice you JNo if you traveled light.
Especially in NYC.
Jenny's block just bit back.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
She's a disposable douche.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
They only close stores for real celebs. J-HO
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on June 24, 2008 - 2:08am.
who in the fuck cares? i guess she's stressed out because the rumors of her being on the verge of bankruptcy are true but that does NOT excuse her cuntrag behavior. what goes around comes around jho!
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How can this bitch be on the verge of bankruptcy? Unless she has the most useless accountants in the world she should be set-up for life and then some!
She is a cuntrag though so I only wish bad tings for her! :)
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She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
what a fucking cunt. i hate celebrities attitudes
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poor useless flygirl, not allowed to shop in peace.. poor, poor useless flygirl, no discount for you... i just feel so much empathy for the poor, poor useless flygirl
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
the depths of the lower intestines hath spoken.
The story sounds a little exagerrated...
Submitted by qurrtyboy on June 23, 2008 - 8:10pm.
===She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Looks like we've got our own pinche pendejo. May I add our own pinche pendejo de mierda
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
===She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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who in the fuck cares? i guess she's stressed out because the rumors of her being on the verge of bankruptcy are true but that does NOT excuse her cuntrag behavior. what goes around comes around jho!
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
JLo b.gaurds: "JLo wants 50%!! what JLo wants JLo gets!!!" and kick..
OMG LAMO pricelss.
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Submitted by tinybaker on June 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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I think it means "little asshole"
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its actually something like "fucking asshole"
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Thanks. I was half right, lol.
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That makes you half an asshole LOL
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I just wrote to you on the Corey's blog...
I never realized a tight bun was akin to a quickie face-lift but this picture...WOW, I'm def gonna start wearing buns, really tight ones.
Submitted by Paquita on June 23, 2008 - 6:48pm.
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Submitted by tinybaker on June 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.
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I think it means "little asshole"
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its actually something like "fucking asshole"
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Thanks. I was half right, lol.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on June 23, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Oh definitely! I am totally gonna sound like a Selena loonie but wtfever, I am one, LOL! She got her huge break in the Selena movie and that whore playing a good person like Selena is plain ole blasphemy
She was a fly girl on "In living Color" then got that role of Selena...(what a shame about Selena~she was just hitting it big when that nutjob shot her)
I thought that the interviews back then she was thankful to get that role and especially because she's PR and Selena was Mexican...(I guess at the time they were worried about how Mexican people would react to her playing the role) maybe it was all bullshit and she was hiding the inner bitch...I think it came out towards the end of her relationship w/puffy...