Some Things Never Change
It's nice to see that motherhood hasn't completely taken the cunt bitch out of JLo. That would be a pity. JLo was shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store on Manhasset's Miracle Mile when she demanded that they shut down the entire store for her. The store denied her chunky chunk ass, but that didn't stop JLo from making more demands.
A source told Page Six, "Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."
JLo needs one armed guard to protect each ass cheek. You know, if I was a salesgirl and JLo's cloud of make-up and mink lashes waltzed in, I would expect her to give me the bitch treatment. I would be disappointed if she didn't give me at least three evil side-eyes and call me a "pinche pendejo" at least once.
Oh and you know the Dragon Tales twins are going to run away once they figure out how to make an escape ladder out of their rabbit fur baby blankets.
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I googled it, I couldnt help myself. Someone pass me JLo's anal bleach so I can use it on my corneas!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I'm afraid I've already caused enough retching with that link. (Besides, Petite found it first.) I actually tried to post it on Holy Moly's thread on the "world's worst tattoo" and the mod wouldn't post it! hahahaha
Sheeps, LMAO! That horrid photo still resonates in my memory like a bad case of over-the-border water.
I'm glad you can't post it because that was beyondddddddd gnarly. hahaha *gulp*
*taps fingers impatiently still waiting for spenc- er, sheeps duet*
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Anyone know of some good drunker than a skunk songs? More stoned than a latter day Christ's disciple? C'mon work with me, I'm trying but I keep hiccupping every time my internal record skips at, "55 bottles of beer on the wallllll".
Be nice.
Or not.
*rasberries*
Tonicbitch, my personal J.Lo favorite is "Dear Ben"..
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I'm afraid I've already caused enough retching with that link. (Besides, Petite found it first.) I actually tried to post it on Holy Moly's thread on the "world's worst tattoo" and the mod wouldn't post it! hahahaha
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Look, don't go dragging Austen into this thread.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
au contraire, my peeps. I find her mildly insufferable. I mean come on, these lyrics are full of win.
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue
Would you lie to me
And call me baby
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 12:29am.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Nobody link that starfish tattoo ass (of course, that's a dare).
Double dare?
Sheeps, what goes past a double dare? A double dog dare or or a triple dare?
But, yes. DARE! lol
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Nobody link that starfish tattoo ass (of course, that's a dare).
Double dare?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
IG, I don't know whatever gave you that idea!
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 24, 2008 - 12:24am.
How about no-talent-skank brown-eye-lovin worthless piece of shit?
Hey, my love don't cost a thing.
ahahahaha.
Oh please. Nobody link that starfish tattoo ass (of course, that's a dare). My heart. My heart!
tonicbitch, are you trying to say that you don't care for Mrs. Marc Anthony, earth mother? :)
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How about no-talent-skank brown-eye-lovin worthless piece of shit?
Hey, my love don't cost a thing.
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Devore:
j-low probably thinks she too good to wear her own clothing line; she only wears "the best". how sad she she is not aware of the realization that money nor cloths do not buy class. ha ha!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by get serious on June 24, 2008 - 12:15am.
Pink taco flapper?
Bullshit flipper?
Salsa shenanigans?
Bountiful booty buttress?
Loosey Latina?
Bulbous, bulging behind beer-talk?
eh. I'm fried.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Only if it's a cover of Hotel California.
Yeah, you never get to hear that song enough.
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Yeah she's so real. She's just Jenny from the block. Celebrity life hasn't changed her.
She's a puke.
Only if it's a cover of Hotel California.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:15pm.
hahahaha. Wanna hear our new single?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Stupid dumbass? Tw*tty C*nt? Arrogant entitled b*tch? You pick one, they all work...
"Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 10:13pm."
omigod...spencer is that you? The fake Loubs gave you away man.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 23, 2008 - 9:09pm.
look at the bottom of your louboutins. see if the paint is on or all wored off
The heels are not for ME, ok?? They're for my friend Heidi.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
sheeps, look at the bottom of your louboutins. see if the paint is on or all wored off
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
ive smelled her perfume "glow", thought it was ok.
its not my fave scent but i think it is wearable.
i just cant support lopez's projects because her image (and lack of talent) grates on my nerves.
its pretty gotdamn nervy lopez does not wear her own clothing line in public.
she should ONLY be seen wearing her own shit excluding her appearances at those horrible awards ceremony where the dress code is formal and extra tacky.
I thought it meant little bastard...but I know nothing - I just go for flow....
ANYHOW: Wow, you guys really hate this lady.
I really like that song Jenny from the Block but I also recognize it as a crock of shit. She's obviously got her head way far up her own big ass.
I was remembering she's the original ass lady, too...but really, she's so boring to me otherwise...
I did hear once that her rider is full of luxurious items; particularly huge fatty scrumptious meals that she simply smells and then has thrown away - if someone else eats it, it won't be like she ate it.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 9:03pm.
*gobsmacked*
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on June 23, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Careful, don't want to lose a precious shoe up that chola's cooter.
She is only worthy of a big Doc Marten.
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Or my Timberlands. Just say, "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to work more closely with Timberlands, not Timbaland."
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"Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 10:01pm.
More like she'll be fooled by the rocks THEY got."
If by rocks you mean a full-fledged shoulder-launch missile, then yes please let her be fooled! Actually the dumb bitch would probably mistake it for the guy in charge and try to suck it.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 10:59pm.
If you find her, just ship her off to Saudi or Iraq and let them deal with her. I dont think they'll be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
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Covered and veiled head to toe. It's a look that would suit her.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Sheeps, those 4-inch stillettos I promised you for Christmas may or may not be the real thing. Just so you know.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 11:59pm.
If you find her, just ship her off to Saudi or Iraq and let them deal with her. I dont think they'll be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
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More like she'll be fooled by the rocks THEY got.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Bootlegs??? But I... I thought... you said...
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Sheeps and coiled... I'll do it with my bootleg Louboutins.
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Careful, don't want to lose a precious shoe up that chola's cooter.
She is only worthy of a big Doc Marten.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
If you find her, just ship her off to Saudi or Iraq and let them deal with her. I dont think they'll be fooled by the rocks that she's got.
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Submitted by popsicle on June 23, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Whats pinche pendejo mean? Someone pipe up...
Lory's translation is good. Pinche is "fucking" and pendejo is lit. pubic hair.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
It's too delicious. She's doing Punk'd or something.
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Submitted by gucci on June 23, 2008 - 10:37pm.
oh my goodness i always thought pendejo MF.
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Actually "pendejo" means a lot of things. The most common: shithead, wanker, fool, tosser. I used dickhead because I wanted to make it a bit stonger. LOL. However, "dickhead" is more like "cabeza de pinga". LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Sheeps and coiled... I'll do it with my bootleg Louboutins.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 23, 2008 - 10:54pm.
coiled and hissing, I am going to find the Anthony's address and schedule for you....or have Sheeps or Migraineuse do it.....they'll find the minute details....
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Bring it on, doll. I'll toss back some wine and be wandering the streets of NYC. Won't be pretty.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 8:42pm.
but then I get to kick her in the box. It's only fair.
hahahaha
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Make sure you kick her so hard no more cuntnuggets will be getting squeezed outta that stinky hole.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
coiled and hissing, I am going to find the Anthony's address and schedule for you....or have Sheeps or Migraineuse do it.....they'll find the minute details....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 8:42pm.
but then I get to kick her in the box. It's only fair.
hahahaha
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Seriously, if I ever saw this bitch in person I would not hesitate to tell her what a talentless piece of shit she is. I just detest her. Always have. Going to NYC this week and what I would give to bump into her and the posse.
I have some raging PMS at moment so she better watch her fat ass!
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
coiled-n-hissing on June 23, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Just gimme the first crack at her.
I'll knock the tacky floozy so hard, when she wakes up her clothes will be outta style.
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Ha ha ha... I'm picturing your avie saying that. It makes the visual that much more satisfying!
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Taco butt needs 2 get real I love la lopez but Bytch Please
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Taco butt needs 2 get real I love la lopez but Bytch Please
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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on June 23, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Wonderful post. Well said!!!!
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 10:42pm
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Just gimme the first crack at her.
I'll knock the tacky floozy so hard, when she wakes up her clothes will be outta style.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08