Some Things Never Change
It's nice to see that motherhood hasn't completely taken the cunt bitch out of JLo. That would be a pity. JLo was shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store on Manhasset's Miracle Mile when she demanded that they shut down the entire store for her. The store denied her chunky chunk ass, but that didn't stop JLo from making more demands.
A source told Page Six, "Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."
JLo needs one armed guard to protect each ass cheek. You know, if I was a salesgirl and JLo's cloud of make-up and mink lashes waltzed in, I would expect her to give me the bitch treatment. I would be disappointed if she didn't give me at least three evil side-eyes and call me a "pinche pendejo" at least once.
Oh and you know the Dragon Tales twins are going to run away once they figure out how to make an escape ladder out of their rabbit fur baby blankets.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site **sugarmingle . com. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
she sucks donkey dong
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Looks Fade, Old Age Happens, It’s Just Part Of Our Journey So U Better Have A Good Sense Of Who U Are And What Is Real~~OXA, 6/24/08
I have to admit I liked the movie "The Cell," but that's more because it was just completely bizarre and dreamlike, not because of her negligible contribution to it. Other than that, I've pretty much ignored her career unless it's thrust upon me by the media. She's just one of those famous people whose relevancy and appeal I fail to understand.
Aha. What a great PR to promote her new clothing line... Classless ho.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I can't believe you guys are falling for this gossip.
That starfish almost looks like it's dancing.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
Her last album tanked, her last couple of movies totally tanked, she needs to realize she's ovah.
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AMEN to that.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Her last album tanked, her last couple of movies totally tanked, she needs to realize she's ovah.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell--LoLo on June 24, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh and if some fat fuck body guard was flashing his piece at me and yelling "Jenny gets a Fiddy Discount!" I would have called the cops PRONTO.
That shit aint right!
Id be on the news like, " Fuck You! Fuck You! Youre cool, but fuck you. Fuck this job! Fuck Jenny!"
I wouldnt let that shit rest! Id be on CNN with a BITCH NO YOU DIDNT broadcast evrey hour!
Why act gangster in a Malandrino store?
You cant be flashing no piece at a store clerk demanding a discount! bitch!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
She is trying to look classy on that pic. hehehe
But she still looks like Jenny from the Block in a cheap dress with cheap make-up and fake jewels.
Ugh. I want to like her, I really do but all you ever hear about is her being a selfish bitch. Get over it Jennifer, you were a fly girl who made some shitty songs with Ja Rule and happened to get rich off of them cuz Americans have the WORST taste in music EVER. Yuck. Grow the fuck up. I hate celebrities.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
She looks so hot with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
why is bitch even famous ??? she sucks... nobody cares about her big ass anymore much less her & skeletor. She is a no-talent hobag with really bad makeup. She reminds me of a friggin pekinese dog
For the life of me, I don't understand where her and other diva-like celebrities get off believing that they are entitled and better than you or me. They perform a job, they get paid a lot for the job (although she is grossly overpaid), and that is the extent of it. They are not GODS, they are not supreme or powerful, they just have more money than most people. Yet that makes them forget who they are and where they came from? Its a damn shame.
I grew up not so far from her, in The Bronx, I have taken myself out of that area as well and risen up, but I look back and am proud of where I came from and the strength it has given me, fully aware that I need to remember to count my blessings, because life has a funny way of biting you in the a$$ sometimes.
I feel shame, as a fellow Puerto-rican from The Bronx, I feel nothing but shame when I think of her.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Here's a new chapter to add to JBlow's career:
Chapter 11
aka bankruptcy.
BITCH!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
what a fucking bitch.
in other news. do these stupid spamming bitches really think we're going to visit their fucking dating sites?
If this is true, what a waist of air. Seriously 50% off? Sell your ring on ebay if you are having a hard time...piece of shit who is running up our prices in life.
So when is her broke ass having a yard sale?
The BITCH is back.
Submitted by pomegranate on June 24, 2008 - 3:39am
"The daughter said to her mom, when they were finished trying stuff on, "What about the clothes on the floor?". Mom said, "Leave them, that's their job,". And I responded, "OH NO IT ISN'T! Pick up all those GD clothes!". And she DID! She looked so sheepish, which just made my day!"
Genius in a paragraph. Wish I was that feisty when I worked in retail. Shiiiit.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
"Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing"
Can you say cunt? Good. I knew you could.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called-
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.c o m"---- last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
what an asshole.
I'm "kind of" evil
She's still Jenny from the block...
(The most insulting-to-other-humans song I've ever heard, btw)
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she's "puertorican" she'd only call you pendejo
(no pinche)
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taco flavored kisses for my benny
Don't Feed The Celebs
Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called-
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.c o m"---- last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Nothing like stepping all over the 'little people' to make hitting bottom softer
Shave those eyebrows, J and get out the sharpie. You be headin' back to the *auction* block
i mean she must really be asking to go into debt.
its said that she's got a new album and movie comming out in the fall. god when will it end i ask? when will it end! god please make it stop!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Girl looks BEAT.
10 shades of FUG.
Poor JLo. Now that her and hubby are two steps away from flat broke, she is reduced to indulging in some high class window shopping. SHe had no intention of buying anything cause the bitch is broke!! If she wasn't pimping out pics of her twins, they would be wearing one-sies from Kid City and little else.
Forget the window shopping and go back to what you do best: Pretending. Pretend you still have a career, a human husband, talent, and that the Bronx is a million light years behind you.
One thing that never changes about Ms. Lopez Anthony is she is, was and always will be a selfish, clueless, skank from the block.
She is such a demanding woman! There are hot discussions on her at ___PlusMeet.c o m___, where many hot big boob girls, sexy big booty women and big manful guys meet together for fun, friends, romance and more!
here is a happy thought... her clothing lines aren't selling. stuff that doesn't sell winds up ine da da duuum... big lots ! :)
jenny from the upper east side
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
the real mimi:
i heard about this earlier my mom loved her!
madam prince: i love you! nothing would please me more to!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Those twins will make the Melendes brothers look merciful.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 24, 2008 - 1:07am.
Fuck J.Lo- Did anyone else see this?
Dody Goodman, aka the fumbling Rydell High P.A.-system-xylophonist Blanche from Grease, also passed yesterday, at age 93.
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That's so sad! She was classic.
Nothing would please me more than to see this bitch bankrupted and humiliated.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Fuck J.Lo- Did anyone else see this?
Dody Goodman, aka the fumbling Rydell High P.A.-system-xylophonist Blanche from Grease, also passed yesterday, at age 93.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by Sheeps on June 24, 2008 - 12:53am.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Google (now an imperative verb) "anal starfish tattoo." And don't blame me: you had the freedom to choose.
AHHHHHHH. I refuse. I'm not some pansy ass that can't NOT resist some sick shit. Ugh.
*click*
Oops.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*crying*
>>stupid<<
Sheeps there's variations but it mostly involves Kahlua, Tequila and some sort of juice - cranberry I think. It's totally disgusting.
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It's a link to Mod tattoo journal or something like that. And you must read the comments at the end of the page, fucking priceless.
On that happy note I'm off to bed, with caviar wishes and chocolate starfish dreams. Ciao bitches!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:51pm.
What's a rearbuster? Exactly what it sounds like?
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Google (now an imperative verb) "anal starfish tattoo." And don't blame me: you had the freedom to choose.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
I just typed in "anal starfish tattoo" and it was the first link that came up. After you click on the link the full pic is at the bottom.
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Sheeps, something tells me it has to involve sex on the beach, a buttery nipple, a rearbuster, and a blow job to class it up.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 24, 2008 - 12:43am.
I googled it, I couldnt help myself. Someone pass me JLo's anal bleach so I can use it on my corneas!
LMAO. You are better at masochistic googling than I, I couldn't find it for the googlin' life of me! I think one of my google searches was, "Anal starfish" hahahaha. Damn. My life sucks poo.
But what wonderful poo it is.
hahahahah
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Sorry, I was busy trying to invent a drink called the Gin & Tonicbitch. It's messing with a classic, I know, but something bitchy and zingy--wasabi?--might make it catch on with hipsters.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
cunt