God Arrested For Selling Coke

Of course, not thee God. Thee God doesn't sell coke on corners or make house calls! He makes bitches come to him. Anyway, a dude named God Lucky Howard was arrested near a Church in Tampa, FL for allegedly coke. Church?! Well, at least he's capitalizing on his name. He could easily tell a crackhead, "God wants you to buy this" and he wouldn't be lying.

God tried to sell coke to two undercover cops. They searched his kingdom and found 22 grams of coke and a scale. He was charged with selling coke and also charged with trying to sell it within 1,000 feet of a holy place. They should have added another charge for having the name GOD.

I blame his parents. Give a child a name like "God Lucky" and his life will be forever fucked. They might as well have named him "Inmate #567-890."

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Mawy on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:10pm.

This just goes to prove my theory that people who name their kids Jesus, Angel and other extremely holy names are basically effing their kids up for life. Everyone I've known named Jesus or Angel has been batshit crazy. One good example is my friend's uncle. His name is Jesus and he's a bisexual drug addict. And my friend's cousin is named Angel and he's a crackhead.
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Submitted by parkrangerpete on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:10pm.

i guess cocaine really is heavenly

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Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:09pm.

God? Funny, he doesn't look like Chuck Norris.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:06pm.

Maybe his parents meant "Got Lucky" & the birth certificate got effed up?

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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:05pm.

I Wouldn't surprise me one bit if God had a son named Jesus selling crack outside a glory hole. Talk about poetry...
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 8:02pm.

God, you don't look good in orange.

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Submitted by Cara on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 7:57pm.

God, how stupid can you be?

Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 7:56pm.

Wait a minute, if he's God, shouldn't he already HAVE all the coke he wants? And not need scales? Shouldn't he already know?

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