God Arrested For Selling Coke
Of course, not thee God. Thee God doesn't sell coke on corners or make house calls! He makes bitches come to him. Anyway, a dude named God Lucky Howard was arrested near a Church in Tampa, FL for allegedly coke. Church?! Well, at least he's capitalizing on his name. He could easily tell a crackhead, "God wants you to buy this" and he wouldn't be lying.
God tried to sell coke to two undercover cops. They searched his kingdom and found 22 grams of coke and a scale. He was charged with selling coke and also charged with trying to sell it within 1,000 feet of a holy place. They should have added another charge for having the name GOD.
I blame his parents. Give a child a name like "God Lucky" and his life will be forever fucked. They might as well have named him "Inmate #567-890."
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So much for saying people will live up to their names.
One of your best posts ever, MK. ROTFL.
OMG, MK you are so damn funny. How do you find these stories?
RFLMAO
This makes me hate living in Tampa.
We have some crazy ass shit around us.
And the Hogans live minutes away from us.
Damn FL, lol.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Why is it we get all the crazies down here in Florida???
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
~Erasmus
See? Even god fucks up sometimes. Makes me feel better about all my piddly sins! Hooray!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
That's not god. James Mason is god.
Oh, and sexybigbeauty = EW!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Bad luck!I wish he will be fine soon.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
sweet! i cant wait to do coke in heaven!
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Bad luck!I wish he will be fine soon.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Am a sexy big beauty and even God will admire me! LOL....but not this God. Interested to know me? Let's mignle here at ___PlusMeet.c o m___. Many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet there for fun and romance! U will not be disappointed1
well he is god where else would he sell coke
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
& claim he can turn grains of sand into grams of coca, that should get the pews full.
He should do like L Ron and every other shitball fundie christian preacher: Sign up for tax exempt status by calling himself the head messiah of his own church and that coke is his flock's heaven portal like peyote.
Hello, Homer. This is God....... -frey Jones from the hit tv show, Rock Bottom.
I'll have to drive down to the jail in Tampa and thank him for creating Aubrey O'Day. And ice cream.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 23, 2008 - 10:26pm.
So, is Allah going to bail him out this time?
Only if he bends over when he wears a bulls-eye-in-the-butt burka.
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 23, 2008 - 10:26pm.
LOL, I thought I was the only one that looks up criminal history from news stories!
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I was just wanted to know how close I live to God. According to Mapquest, I only have to travel 10 minutes to be with God.
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 11:48pm.
What if God was one of us...?
Just a slob like one of us...?
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LMFAO
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
What if God was one of us...?
Just a slob like one of us...?
Well, maybe not one of *us*, per se...
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
i'm soo glad "God" is ok with my "playing Scarface" days... *wiping brow*.. i was really worried
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
So, is Allah going to bail him out this time?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by jalynne on June 23, 2008 - 10:21pm.
God is a habitual offender...lol!
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LOL, I thought I was the only one that looks up criminal history from news stories!
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Dick happens! - MK
All the hot crazies are in FL!
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Dick happens! - MK
You know, I could swear I saw the image of the Virgin Mary in the pile of coke I snorted this morning.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
God is a habitual offender...lol!
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=08038493
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=04037469
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=04000953
Apparently God is on affluent bachelors.com Well, yeah- but watch, I hear he can get a gal preggo REALLY easily.
not only is god black, but he has family living in my neighborhood...small world...
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sexy motherfucker...
I figured God was in FL, but not that he was selling coke.
I recently found God. He was down on the street corner all this time.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 23, 2008 - 9:23pm.
So this is what Wino meant when she said she was turning to God for help.
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LOL!
Oh,it"s good.What a ^%$&$%$ man！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site
-----''A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。
So this is what Wino meant when she said she was turning to God for help.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by mike on June 23, 2008 - 7:37pm.
God, Damnit!
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LOL! I'm going to take a wild guess that he hears that phrase everyday.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Church tithing must be down if God is resorting to selling crack. He better smite Jerry Falwell and Pat Robinson to make bail and give him bigger cuts from the collection plate.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
You'd think God would at least have, like, a monogrammed polo shirt or something.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I sense a hot slut of the week, even month may I venture to say.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Naomi Campbell sans weave.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
===========He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.=====================
If I was God and the cops had raided my apartment, they would have found 200 kegs of beer, 20 Adriana Lima clones and 200 tons of Oberto beef jerkey.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
MAGILLA GUERILLA IZ HAWT MES IN DAT ORANGE SHIRT.
Tawlk LOLCAT (in other words, be an annoying fuck online):
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I think his parents went a little overboard with the whole self-esteem thing.
I'd say more on the topic, but I'm too hypnotized by iHeartHaters' avie.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
God, Damnit!
If I were the prosecutor, I'd let him go with a friendly pat on the back.
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on June 23, 2008 - 6:27pm.
His mom was a really good mom, and seemed like a really cool lady, but her name was...Aquanetta!
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AHAHAHHA! *snorts* *Falls off chair*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
On TLC last night there was a really interesting documentary about a blind kid who clicks and uses his hearing to get around.
His mom was a really good mom, and seemed like a really cool lady, but her name was...Aquanetta!
Aquanetta!
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OMG why does this stuff always happen in Tampa?!
"I am the AUTHOR. I OUTRANK you." -- Franz Liebkind
They searched his kingdom and found 22 grams of coke and a scale.
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What? No virgins? Well GodDAMN! You think a playa such as God such as God Lucky who be havin 'nuff nuggets to sell that coke right outside his house of worship be havin' some HOS up in here, knowhi'msayin'?
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
God it's a slowww news day! :)