Monday, June 23rd 2008

What The Hell Kind Of GD Flannel Party Is This?

ONTD posted a bunch of pictures of MK Olsen, Nicole Richie, her tampon boyfriend and a bunch of other twats at some birfday party. A flannel themed birfday party. How in dyke hell are they going to throw a flannel party and not invite SamRo and HoHan?! SamRo has a special pair of boxers for parties like this.

The party also featured a pinata, most likely filled with crack rocks and Hoodia. These whores should have really considered throwing a bubble bath party instead. These greasy skanks look like they could use a wash or two...or....three....or ten thousand.

I feel for that dog.

Thanks Kelly

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by devilgirl on June 23, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I was gonna say NovaNightly, where do you live?

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angry mom's picture

bitch is ooogly
that is all

Kizzy's picture

I can has peeenyatas wit pillz? Pahtay! I has flaynel, I fitz in.

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Sandbitch's picture

I'm really starting to understand what Nicole Ritchie sees in Beefer Madden. How can a girl resist a dude who smokes over his food. I wonder who'll be first to ciggie burn little Harlot's head, ma or pa?

Otter Pop's picture

Rich people are lame.

Kizzy's picture

How fucking lame do you have to be, to decide to throw a theme party, and the best theme you can come up with is flannel?

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Jesus Christ almighty, it's fuckin' summer! What the hell are these foolios doing having a goddamned FLANNEL party?!?

Who's the boy toy with MK? He looks like a douche tool.

All hail cabernet sauvignon!

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r5bales's picture

One more thing. They have no more imagination that the 7 bazillion kids on MySpace or Facebook. The photos look like everyone else's.

I detest these people.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

OneLiner's picture

Did They have this party at Dracula's Castle????
the place looks really creepy......

r5bales's picture

Hmmm.... I can see them planning it now. "I know, we can have a white trash party. We can all wear flannel, smoke pot, have a pinata, eat off paper plates. Hahaha." The thing is, they are trash... with money.
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Youri's picture

That house needs a makeover.

Pfftt...as if the trolls or Nicole R. would dare to take so much as a SIP of alcohol.... anorexics can't spare the calories.

Boring.

Green Is Good's picture

Picture number 7 looks like MK Trollsen and 2 other bitches snorting lines off the floor.

letinstar's picture

as much as dislike peta, someone should alert them to this obvious case of animal cruelty...
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sexy motherfucker...

xultar's picture

So if Matthew McConaughey and Tommy Girl had a baby boy it'd look like that doode...am I correct?

Jadedkitten's picture

nothing to do with this

taking bets now amy crackhead got out of the hospital today first thing she did went shopping and smoked a cigarette how long till she dead i say 2 months pics are on http://www.gossipgirls.com/amy-winehouse/photo/amy-winehouse-1007?profil...

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say something nice say something nice....

I love that house!

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 4:26pm.

What is that pink thing that the girl in pic #5 is holding behind MKO?
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Looks like a plastic tampon to me.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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No worries! Nicole is drinking smart water!

PFFFFT! Drop a nuke on that house and 1/2 of hollyweirds problems are solved.

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MK ya should've typed the headline as, "What The Hell Kind Of GD Flannel Fuckery Is This?"

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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I hope Nicole isn't still breastfeeding. Otherwise, Harlow Winter & that poor dog will be coming down w/ a Wino case of emphysema in the next 6 months.

And wtf is going on in that 7th pic? I thought they were getting stuff that came out of the pinata, but it looks like liquid on the floor. Did someone spill a drink? Puke?
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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

At first I didn't recognize Nicole without a Starbucks in her hand.

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Does Nicole ever spend time with her baby? Dumb and annoying no-talent-cunt media whore.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 6:26pm.
What is that pink thing that the girl in pic #5 is holding behind MKO?

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MKO's leash?

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M.E.'s picture

I can smell the bong water from here.

oh. a poor people party. lovely. If I wasn't done with these bitches when they started with the dead animals this would be it.

mary kate sweetie have you put on weight? you're starting to look a little chunk.

(evil smile)

I think this party might be a good place for courtney to search for that stuff she lost. they probably used it for a centerpiece.

What are they doing in the picture where they're crouched on the floor? Looking for a lost rock?
*-Jenny-*

Clarisse's picture

Somebody save the dog. (the Yorkie, not the twiggie fugs)

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What is that pink thing that the girl in pic #5 is holding behind MKO?

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Nice. I feel dirty for even looking at this shit (and clicking on some of it on purpose even). FUCK. Time to wash off the filthy feelings.

Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 3:14pm.

MKO licked a candle and called herself "stuffed."

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MK's "fuck me" face looks more like "feed me" face.

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Jadedkitten's picture

looks sad and kinda lame but fun like me and my friends but were all 18-19 poor sluts in college and are always high and/or drunk

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edited out...sorry case of dumbass

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Always Sunny's picture

This party looks like it was held in a meth lab.

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madam s.'s picture

The paper plates are a nice touch.

I was gonna say NovaNightly, where do you live?

I dare you to tell me that MK is not high as a mothafuckin kite in that main pic. And that aint a weed glaze in her eyes, either.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?

I didn't kbnow double wides were that spacious!

Migraineuse's picture

Are these from 1995 or some shit?

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HA...oops, let me clarify...i dont mean i smoke in public...i just mean that i can get out and do things when im stoned...lol.

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SpiceDong's picture

Are these old pics that are just surfacing now a la Shia LaDouche? Or is this a recent party?
Please clarify!

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NovaNightly's picture

This has to be a stoner party...everyone sitting at the table looks tired. bored and hungry! Hey, dont get me wrong...when i smoke, I can do it all...im a very public smoker.;P Its just these stupid young twats who cant hang that get all stoned and sit on the couch for four hours with their sunglasses on. Too funny!

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madam s.'s picture

Sheeps,

The "furnishings" (sofa, styrofoam beer cooler, and television) are on the front porch of the trailer. You know... so you can socialize with the neighbors while you watch your shows.

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Submitted by madam s. on June 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.

That is the most ghetto-ass, trailer park party I've ever seen.
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**howling with laughter over here!!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

where is xxyxz??? we need to drrrooooollll about how cute Nicole looks together.

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?

madam s.'s picture

That is the most ghetto-ass, trailer park party I've ever seen.

Looks like the worst party ever. Who stole all the furnishings?

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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.