Monday, June 23rd 2008

What The Hell Kind Of GD Flannel Party Is This?

ONTD posted a bunch of pictures of MK Olsen, Nicole Richie, her tampon boyfriend and a bunch of other twats at some birfday party. A flannel themed birfday party. How in dyke hell are they going to throw a flannel party and not invite SamRo and HoHan?! SamRo has a special pair of boxers for parties like this.

The party also featured a pinata, most likely filled with crack rocks and Hoodia. These whores should have really considered throwing a bubble bath party instead. These greasy skanks look like they could use a wash or two...or....three....or ten thousand.

I feel for that dog.

Thanks Kelly

Posted by: Michael K


kenna bitch's picture

wow i love nicole richie and mk!! go nicole u rock!!

Sandbitch's picture

Yeah those fucking knobs in hats! If it wasn't bad enough to have one fat wanker with a double chin walking around in a silly hat (hiding premature male pattern baldness x 2).

And seriously, wearing a black t-shirt for 2 years is not attitude, it's an idiot. Sorry, two f'kin idiots.

JillyPoo's picture

I'm offended by 2 things:

1. MKO's hair. Wash that shit!

2. Joel Madden's hat. Can we say "overplayed?"

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LoLo's picture

OH MY GOD!
I cant believe these prude ass comments!
As if a party of D-listed sluts and whores would produce photos that could even be viewed at work!

Yall are acting like you have never fucking partied!

Half the shit we talk about here and these photos piss you off? Fucking lame!
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Baba Yaga's picture

They look like they smell of cigarette smoke, BO and urine.

KD's picture

LOL@ Nicole in that last pic. "SEE?! I'm drinking Smart Water, NOT alcohol!"

ChubbyWubby's picture

That's the biggest collection of losers I've seen in a long time!

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parkrangerpete's picture

I want to take part in this party.It"s interesting.Nicole is so hot.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

to manimal5

some of them. the ashes were divided up. some were scattered at the wishkah river I think by kurt's family and krist.

courtney took some to a buddhist monastery in ithaca new york and had them prepared. I don't know if she scattered those or if they have been sent along by the monks or what.

then there are the ashes in the teddy bear along with the hair she, um, obtained. she claims these items are not only missing but have been stolen.

maybe those troll twins are snorting them up in these pictures. if courtney goes to investigate someone please nail the door shut behind her.

Sandbitch's picture

Where are Nicole Ritchie's real mom and dad, where are they??

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

wtf? thats just disturbing. i guess you can give trash money......and they still snort lines off the floor. stupid bitches.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

It is said that Nicole Richie and her tampon boyfriend met each other on a hot dating site named ___"PlusMeet.c o m", where many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet together for fun&romance!

Jadedkitten's picture

she scattered half of his ashes and the other half was stolen lost or snorted

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greenleafbella's picture

i wanna go to that. looks right up my alley...chillen with the homies and enjoying life! nicole richie where you at girl...more so MK!>!

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by forever.now on June 23, 2008 - 11:24pm.
to aunt bea

kurt cobain does not have a grave.

Didn't Cokeney lose his ashes?

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to aunt bea

kurt cobain does not have a grave.

however. eddie vedder is still alive and pearl jam wore more flannel than nirvana anyway.

paris herpes's picture

Stupid skankwhores, they're all sweaty and coked out of their minds~ Like I'm so there! A early 90s party, touche! How not so original!

Migraineuse's picture

Where's Chris Gaines?

He must have been the one taking all the pictures.

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Secret Original's picture

Looking at these pictures, I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery.

Famous people are fucking weird!

Veggiepants's picture

That's some Manson Family lookin' shit right there!

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Noelegy's picture

Right, because I always wear oversized diamond rings with MY flannel pajamas.

Aunt Bea's picture

Kurt Cobain is rolling in his grave

Did you get a nose job for your 16th birthday? If so, you win a free flannel!!

findleynb's picture

they even have boring parties.

Mel-Tang's picture

Why the fuck do these assholes have money???
WHY?????????
Life is so unfair.
And I see that parenthood has matured Joel and Nicole.

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harlee25's picture

wow. CLASSY.

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I like to this party.They are so crazy!They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

yolie's picture

What's with the ugly flannel? I wore that crap during my Nirvana phase when I was 16. But why the heck are they wearing it now???

Team Valtrex's picture

I thought the main pic was Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley Ray Jim Bob Bosephus Cyrus.

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peaches's picture

I hear MK and Ashley are estranged, now I can see why. Makes me feel kinda bad for Ashley. MK is the rude, nasty one, and drags Ashley down with her.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.!

PFFFFT! Drop a nuke on that house and 1/2 of hollyweirds problems are solved.

Sadly it's not even 1/8 of the problem! save the nuke for the Playboy mansion, much more effective!
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AwesomeMcFabulous's picture

wow. that looks like so much fun.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247: "At 1st glance, I thought the top pic was Miley & Billy Ray ..."

Oh my god, ME TOO!

parkrangerpete's picture

those are 2 rugged mtn men

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Mawy's picture

P.S. All of you are gona hate me for this, but I think Nicole Richie is adorable (for a stick figure). She has a really cute face, if only she would put on some weight. And despite how snobby she probably is, she does have a good sense of humor. The Olsen trolls just creep me out. They look like greasy little blond garden gnomes. Eeeek! I'm gonna check under my bed for them before I go to sleep tonight.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on June 23, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Rich people are lame.

For real! Just cuz they're rich celebrities they think they're so cool and original. Bitches, please. A flannel party. WTF? With all the money they all have, they can throw any themed party they want. And they throw a flannel party. Yuck. P.S. That party looks boring.

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At 1st glance, I thought the top pic was Miley & Billy Ray ...
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Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Even the Amish have better parties.

all that grease + all those candles = BONFIRE!! Who's bringig the marshmallows?

The pinata probably had Wonky McValtrex's picture on it....notice the bird legs....

C U Next Tuesday's picture

That party is so GAY!

With all their money thats the best they can come up with? Fags.

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RJII's picture

the rich and untalented. has beens at 20.

the plaid idea was totally awesome.

NovaNightly's picture

Yeah...that looks like gross vomit...either that or someone spilled their delicious yoohoo..

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Can we PLEASE put all these "celebs" on a rocket, destined to blow up?

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FritoDorito's picture

Rich trash. God, they're just like cockroaches.

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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

"Picture number 7 looks like MK Trollsen and 2 other bitches snorting lines off the floor".

Actually I think the one in the middle is bent over puking.

mike's picture

Simple - one I wouldn't want to attend.

roxie's picture

looks like it was one lousy party