Monday, June 23rd 2008
The Greatest Song Of Heidi Montag's Life
"The greatest song" of Heidi Montag's life is the worst song of my life. You know Jem and the Holograms passed on this trash before Heidi took it. I don't even think this horsey bitch is singing in English! This skank needs to take a few ESL courses before trying to to sing in English. And she even tries to sing in French, but it sounds more like Pepe Le Pew talking in gibberish. It's time for Heidi to give up "music" altogether. She needs a new hobby! Snuff films, maybe?
Listen to Heidi's "Fashion" below or click here. Your ears will probably go on strike after listening to this atrocious shit, so don't be surprised if you can't hear the rest of the day.
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Okay, I listened to it. How is this any worse than the other crap out there? Is it really WORSE? Maybe it's my old fogey ears, but it sounds like that umbrella song. Same diff.
When you're PMSing, do you ever seriously think to yourself, "Who the fuck do these people think they are, talking loud enough for me to hear them?"
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT
I'd prefer to hear your bumcircle, it cannot be worse.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Oh fuck me blind AND DEAF!!! I know better than to click!! I KNOW I'm going to regret it, I know I always do, and now, my ears are bleeding.
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You're not the only one. I'm hoping my ear-bleeding will clot soon so there will be no risk of hearing that shit again today.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
M.E.: LOL. That thing looks heavy!
OnT: Maybe I'll give HeidiHo a listen now.
I could have sworn I heard her say "we love vagina" in there somewhere.
What in the hell... was she attempting to sing in French there for a bit?
My bumcircle can sing better. Seriously.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
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so unfashionable
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all of a sudden, every label she mentions in there got REALLY tired
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what that woman has done to the Hermes label, all of Chinatown couldn't do in decades of selling fakes
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CHIN CHIN CHIN FUCK ITS HUGE
Submitted by Jadedkitten on June 23, 2008 - 3:42pm.
why god why geroge carlin is dead and yet this waste of space continues to exist oh shit were all going to die the end is near
THANK YOU!
I refuse to listen to this sniveling, rebublican cuntrag.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I made it through exactly :28 seconds of that 'song'. I'd rather I didn't have my head in a toilet for the rest of the evening...
Blame Britney Spears.
She made a lot of money by being a stupid slut with a mediocre voice that had to depend on computer enhancement to sound halfway decent. Now every stupid slut on the planet wants to follow in her footsteps.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
@Bradiful Bitch- I am sure the ho is used to things being shoved down her throat with excessive force. How else would she be able to get this trash out on the airwaves.
I can just see loser spencer..one hand on the home keyboard/recorder and the other holding his little dick as she is singing this shit into the tiny mic from her computer. I wish all these fucking idiots from 'the hills' would go to where 'the hills have eyes' and DIE!!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on June 23, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I was peeking over at x17, they have some pics of Colin Ferrell in shorts.
OMG! He has a donkey dong, that thing is HUGE!!!!!!!!!
His dong uses a fake irish accent in all his movies :(
I was peeking over at x17, they have some pics of Colin Ferrell in shorts.
OMG! He has a donkey dong, that thing is HUGE!!!!!!!!!
what everybody else said.
JillyPoo.....you are so right.
Those lyrics! I can just feel how deep they are..the hair on the back of my neck was standing up....such chills.....she's going to go far that Heidi....
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
I just wanna shove that microphone right in her mouth, with excessive force.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
And to think, some people think no good music is being made these days. Obviously they've neglected to pay attention to the profound lyrics of one Heidi Montag. Take this for example:
"Ohhh la la la, we love designers."
Or this poetic gem:
"I need some new stillettos, can't walk down the street in those."
Sheesh, what are they thinking?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Sounds like spencer had her sing through a paper towel roll....the music is AWFUL, it goes perfectly with her voice.
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
OK, I literally could not stop laughing throughout that entire thing - is this chick for real? It's a total 80s Jem rip off!
lololol.
It sounds like music made in one of those booths that lets you record your own songs @ amusement parks.
She's so ridiculous.
*blows off head*
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 1:52pm.
It's just that my real-life name is Mike.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
*takes flying leap off bridge*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
AWW HELL NAW MK!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Sheeps, there we go....Heidi's one compliment. lol
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 23, 2008 - 3:49pm.
10 seconds. That was all I could stand.
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I'm feeling pretty good:) I've yet to succumb> Once bitten, twice shy (as they say, Mr. Bush)...later maybe when I'm good and bored but I cant' think I'll get past 10 seconds either.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Ace of Base should sue her.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
@Kizzy- loved your handling of the tool comment. LOL!
Man my ears are bleeding! That was atrocious, Brit Brit is even better than that SHITE!
Your face!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I hate everyone from The Hills. I saw an LG commericial with LC and Brody Jenner and nearly broke my TV. Who likes these fucking talentless douchebags?
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No one actually likes them...I think its our hatred of them that keeps them somewhat in the spotlight (i was NOT about to say famous!!) lol
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 4:50pm.
She has a good grip on that mike.
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She dates Spencer, was there any doubt she can handle a tool?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 3:50pm.
She has a good grip on that mike.
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That's her God-given talent:)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Oh fuck me blind AND DEAF!!! I know better than to click!! I KNOW I'm going to regret it, I know I always do, and now, my ears are bleeding.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I hate everyone from The Hills. I saw an LG commericial with LC and Brody Jenner and nearly broke my TV. Who likes these fucking talentless douchebags?
She has a good grip on that mike.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 23, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Oh, fuck her and the horse she rode in on."
That would be herself.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
10 seconds. That was all I could stand.
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“Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains!"
ZarZerDude 6/22/08 re: Xtina
Fuck her and the cowboy that rode in on her! HEEE HAWWWW HEEE HAWWWWW
Seriously...her voice is so drowned by all the crappy synthesizers (understandably!!)...you cant even understand her(thankfully)...AWFUL!!
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
I generally like *bad* pop songs, but this bitch infuriates me to the point where I just want her dead.
DIE BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
Oh, fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
I actually liked it, and yes I am ashamed.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
WTF? This sounds like some really bad 80's music. What in the hell are STAH-LETTOES? If I were the designers, I would sue her ass for mentioning their names in her douchetastic little song!
why god why geroge carlin is dead and yet this waste of space continues to exist oh shit were all going to die the end is near
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Listen to Heidi's "Fashion" below
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You're kidding, right?
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
as innapropriate as Spencer can be, Obviously Lauren wasn't so innocent in this whole thing. She did the same thing now to audrina! so You can't hate on heidi and spencer for this whole thing!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Oh I have another word...
Whore-ific!
K That's all, I can't be bothered to think about this plastic-waste-of-space-wench anymore
**Set your mind on Freaky Mode!**
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There are no words...
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except for
Skanktabulous!!
**Set your mind on Freaky Mode!**