Hot Slut Of The Week: Kate Gosselin

No i've just been watching the show since the beginning. Everything I stated is from watching the show and their website.

Who in their right mind just assumes they'll never be able to have kids and starts fertility treatments at the age of 22.

What's worse, the 2nd time around (after the twins) when she began fertility treatments again she was hospitalized with overstimulated ovaries (Which means her doctor wouldn't perform the insemination, since the risk was too high for having multiples) so what does the nutjob do?
5 weeks later she's pregnant on her own, without the insemination.

Submitted by justjane on June 23, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Hey, Tomlsatool, How do you know so much? Are you a neighbor or something?

Have you seen this woman? I would shoot myself if I was married to her.

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I'd rather kill myself than watch this shit. Just another "woe is me" dipshit who got herself in the situation she's in and wants to be revered AND pitied for it. I loathe people who do something to the excess, can't handle it and allow others to gift then with time, money or services. Take care of your own shit, bitch. You wanted 'em, you deal with the aftermath of it.

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I didn't know he wanted to stop breeding after the twins! God, that makes this whole thing so much worse. He needs a vacation from that family. A permanent one.

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Submitted by TomIsATool on June 23, 2008 - 12:17pm.

She's a nutjob.

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That is an understatement.

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Is that really what happened? Genuinely asking here, because I don't know the whole story. I thought he didn't want more kids after the twins, but she insisted and then did more crazy fertility shit. Did she really want to downsize? She doesn't seem the type who would be willing.

This show drives me fucking nuts. I just saw one where some random couple provided her with a tummy tuck and then put J&K up in a hotel and then let Kate stay in their house and then gave her a freaking makeover! Granted her stomach was a mess, but it drives me crazy when these baby factory types get loads of free crap because they went too far with fertility drugs.

Submitted by Stoney on June 23, 2008 - 2:57pm.
The only thing that gives me pause is that perhaps she is such a bitch because her husband forced her to have all the babies when she got knocked up with seven and wouldn't let her downsize the pregnancy, so maybe that's why she's a cunt to him every second of the day.

Ahh, how I love how every week a percentage of my salary goes to slags such as these.

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Submitted by Stoney on June 23, 2008 - 2:31pm.
She started fertility treatments at 22 after only six months of trying??!?!?!?

WHAT.THE.FUCK?!?!?!

Stupid whore. Maybe that's why Jon and Kate's parents hate them.

Excess is NOT pretty. ESPECIALLY when trying to conceive children.

The opening credits of that show literally make my stomach turn.

"We were so happy to give birth to two beautiful twin girls but we wanted one more so we started fertility treatments again and were surprised to get six more!! But we wouldn't have it any other way!"

*barf*
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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.

My vagina hurts and my clit went limp reading this. Thanks, M.K.
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I think I'll have mine removed. I'm not using them. Ha ha!

I despise this cunt. Her husband should go out for a loaf of bread, milk and ciggies...in Tiwan.

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My vagina hurts and my clit went limp reading this. Thanks, M.K.

She started fertility treatments at 22 after only six months of trying??!?!?!?

WHAT.THE.FUCK?!?!?!

Stupid whore. Maybe that's why Jon and Kate's parents hate them.

Excess is NOT pretty. ESPECIALLY when trying to conceive children.

The opening credits of that show literally make my stomach turn.

"We were so happy to give birth to two beautiful twin girls but we wanted one more so we started fertility treatments again and were surprised to get six more!! But we wouldn't have it any other way!"

*barf*

I must be some kind of masochist for watching that show. Has anyone seen the episode where they go to the crayon making place and she won't let any of them use markers and she screams at Jon and one the twins? I swear if I saw that beast and her litter out in public causing a scene like that I would HAVE to say something. I know she's a raging psycho, but I could take her!!!
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Hey, Tomlsatool, How do you know so much? Are you a neighbor or something?

Not surprised she is estranged from so many relatives-she seems like a major pain in the ass.
Her kids seem to be on the fasttrack to emotional instability too. Thanks, Mom.

You know those poor neighbors thought they'd be there for a month tops helping Kate out... here they are 4 yrs later folding her laundry still. Suckas!

I am thinking of popping out 6 more so I get a tummy tuck, hair transplants and a trip to Utah. Think it will work?

Submitted by TomIsATool on June 23, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Ummm you have issues honey.

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.edit: I just wanted to edit my post to be on top of TomIsATool's post.

I KNOW! I like to have sex with my brother and a steal things that dont belong to me.
But fuck all that noise, you want to make out?
Come over later, Ill adopt you and you can swim in my hot tub.

Ummm you have issues honey.

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.edit: I just wanted to edit my post to be on top of TomIsATool's post.

When is her next fertility treatment?

You know this twat wants to beat Michelle Duggar for the "Best Performance by a Vagina as a Clown Car" award.

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Submitted by TomIsATool on June 23, 2008 - 3:15pm.

I think it would help if you typed it out in word first, then read it once over, make your changes, THEN POST.

Other then that, yes all of that is truthiness.

edit: I just wanted to edit my post to be on top of TomIsATool's post.

Jon's life is hell. He should pack up those kids and run for the hills.

She acts like she's raising a village herself (herself and the nanny, the personal assistant, the volunteers that do her laundry, oh and her sister in law that has 4 kids of her own but seems to always be watching Kate's kids (kate on the other hand can't handle watching anyone else's kids).

Ummm 8 kids isn't that much, not enough to bitch 24/7 how hard and complicated your life is.

The Dilly's seem to have it under control!
I despise Kate.

Oh and let's see what else:
1. She doesn't speak with her parents
2. She doesn't speak with Jon's mother
3. The only parent they speak highly of is the dead one (jon's father). He apparantly died before he could piss her off.
4. Out of 4 siblings, she only speaks to one
(and she expects him and his wife to babysit her 8 kids all the time, even though he has 4 kids of his own).

One more thing
5. Neither are employed. Instead they fill their time with speaking engagements at churches now (they jumped on that gravy train and fast).
Speaking engagements across the country, While every ELSE watches their kids.

6. And somehow she just 'knew' she would never be able to get pregnant, Sooo not less than 6 months after marriage at the age of 22 she started fertility treatments. But then has the nerve to bitch about all the kids.

She's a nutjob.

i doubt her chocha is bad. she had a C-section with the sextuplets.

This broad is so full of herself. You can't be as anal and neurotic and parent 8 kids...with your husbands balls in a labeled ziploc bag on the 3rd shelf on the boys side in the garage.

The show gives me a headache...

I want to know why Jon & Kate are estranged from their parents... they are never on the show and it's only been vaguely adressed.

Kate is a bitch but I kind of love it.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on June 23, 2008 - 3:08pm.
She's a bitchasauras rex

Loves it! Can I borrow that term? I want to use it in a sentence today! ☺

I imagine her and the duggar bitch in a cave somewhere like bloated insects increasing the hive numbers as fast as they can. More larvae for the swarm zzzzzzzz!

On the achievement scale this ranks somewhere below choking down fifty seven oscar meyer's in ten minutes.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

She's a bitchasauras rex, but I still watch the show. It's semi-entertaining. Plus, her husband is sort of hot.

I totally like her - I can't help it. She runs a tight ship - I guess you'd have to with 8 kids!

one word fat slut: ADOPTION!

I will take three of them!

I've watched the show a couple times; I feel for her husband. He seems so nice and sometimes she can be so bitchy. I wonder how she is when the cameras are gone.

Also, I wonder how much they make a season doing this.

I hate this woman. Jon is the definition of "henpecked."

She embodies every quality in a woman that makes me homocidal. She is absolutely ridiculous and I feel very, very sorry for her husband. The only thing that gives me pause is that perhaps she is such a bitch because her husband forced her to have all the babies when she got knocked up with seven and wouldn't let her downsize the pregnancy, so maybe that's why she's a cunt to him every second of the day. Her husband is a total fucking pussy. Uhh!!! They make me sick.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

I wouldnt want to watch that battle, I bet it's a saggy mess.

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This woman makes me scared to ever try to procreate again!! I had twin boys...and would like to have ONE more. BUT...After seeing Jon & Kate plus 8...i think i am done. I'm bitchy now with just two...i cant imagine how Bitchtastic I would become after having 6 more!!

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Submitted by mike on June 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Booooo! What's with all the sucky sluts lately? I haven't liked a slut of the week in months.

Im a slut.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 23, 2008 - 1:34pm.

Love that show, although I think Jon would have been a better choice for HS
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ditto! Especially now that he has his hair plugs! Nothing says sexy like a fresh crop of plugs.

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Booooo! What's with all the sucky sluts lately? I haven't liked a slut of the week in months.

Love that show, although I think Jon would have been a better choice for HS!

I hate her.