Monday, June 23rd 2008

Zac Efron Is A Chubby Chaser

Maybelline twinkie Zac Efron recently said that he's attracted to "girls" with "hips." That must be code for something! Zac said, "I don't know the exact measurements but I like curvy girls - girls with hips. I'm also huge on legs. I love girls with nice, long, sexy legs. I don't always find myself dating super-skinny girls. It's not all about what you look like, it's so much more. I know it sounds really cheesy but it's more about what's on the inside when you're dating a girl."

It's nice to hear that Zac embraces girls with a little meat on them and by "meat" I mean "8 inches with low hangers."

John Travolta is probably going to stop wearing Spanx around Zac now that he knows he loves the chunk.

Zac also said that he would be willing to pack on the pounds himself for the right roll, “I would go pretty far with putting on weight, but not too far. For the movie ‘Hairspray’, I put on between nine and 13lbs, mainly from the dancing and training. I ate lots of protein too, like chicken nuggets. I bulked up because if you look at stars from the 60s, like Elvis Presley, they didn’t work out in the gym and I wanted to capture that look.”

Oh and by "chicken nuggets" he meant "sperm." That Zac! He just loves speaking in code.

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Posted by: Michael K


angry mom's picture

Oh and by "chicken nuggets" he meant "sperm."
dear god that's hilarious
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LOL!!!!

Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 23, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I adore this kid. I loved him since Hairspray. Hate HSM though. I think he is cute NOT GAY. He seemed really close with Nikki Blonsky, I don't even think he likes that Hudgens chick.

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DiamondDawg's picture

Can someone please tell me what a "Twink" and "Twinkie" is? I think I have an idea, but I would like to know fo sho. thx,

Aerialgreen's picture

If Zack ain't in the closet, he REALLY must talk with his PR people, he just comes out (pun intended) really wrong with such statements.

Zaccie, If a chubby/heavy tween really must know a guy's opinion about her looks, they sure won't ask for a girlfriend's advice.

anorexicfatty's picture

he's adorable, but soooooo gay.

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"For the movie ‘Hairspray’, I put on between nine and 13lbs, mainly from the dancing and training. I ate lots of protein too, like chicken nuggets. I bulked up because if you look at stars from the 60s, like Elvis Presley, they didn’t work out in the gym and I wanted to capture that look.”

Ummm, let me get this straight: He put on weight by dancing and training, but it wasn't muscle weight because he wanted to look like 60's fatso's who didn't work out, so it must have been flab. Funny, but when I'm dancing and training I usually don't gain weight unless it's muscle. I bet all of those Dancing with the Stars fatties will be surprised to hear this...this is what happens when you let a confused teenager talk too long.

I adore this kid. I loved him since Hairspray. Hate HSM though. I think he is cute NOT GAY. He seemed really close with Nikki Blonsky, I don't even think he likes that Hudgens chick.

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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.

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Submitted by Hekki on June 23, 2008 - 1:42pm.

I heart what you type long times

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

He is SOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL! I mean seriously those eyes are like diamonds and and his baby face is gorgeous! I love zaccie!

Hekki's picture

He's just saying that so all the chubby tweens (there are SO MANY, too!) into HSM will think they still have a chance with him. Tee hee hee.

It's funny when you're an adult and you see how things really are. When I was a kid, I though Gilligan's Island was real. It's sad to know it's just a sound stage.

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It's nice to hear that Zac embraces girls with a little meat on them and by "meat" I mean "8 inches with low hangers."

Bwahahahahaha! MK even with a hangover you are so fucking funny.

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TheVinylVillager's picture

oh a whole 9 to 13 pounds! I gain that driving past a Marble Slab...

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LoLo's picture

When he said protein he meant he gargled with sperm.
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Clarisse's picture

I just heard Perez shoot a load!!!

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mike's picture

"I know it sounds really cheesy but it's more about what's on the inside when you're dating a girl."

Sorry, if a 19yo guy is saying that, he's not straight.

pomegranate's picture

"I know it sounds really cheesy but it's more about what's on the inside when you're dating a girl."

So, what's it about when you're dating a guy, Zac?!