Monday, June 23rd 2008
That Isn't Cellulite
That isn't the cheese section of your local grocery store on the thighs of international supermodel Phoebe Price. It's.....um.....it's....what the fuck is that?! Seriously, who the fuck keeps airbrushing cotty cheese on the immaculate porcelain thighs of Chicken Cutlets? It's probably those fucking Foster Farms chickens! They are jealous of Phoebe's organic and free-range chicken cutlets! The fuckery must stop! PP is perfection and we know it. That being said, this is the last thing in the world my hangover needed. I think my toilet's calling.
And expect a press conference, lawsuit and declaration of war from PP in 3...2.....
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Although I'm sure PP does have cottage cheese, that main one has got to be photoshopped. If you look closely, you see where it seems as though tools have been used to drag skin and such. I know, I know...you don't want to look closely...but it's true. (That's what I think anyway)
What on earth?!! I have never seen such a horrid sight as that!
@ DeeDee and jeepwranglergal:
I am so glad that I wasn't the only one wondering why her ball sack was hanging out the back of her 'kini.
"Psst...your balls are showing."
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Hello, Skinny fat! This drappy effect is what you get when a person has never been toned or in shape a day in their life. The skin ripples & flows because there is no muscle-tone to anchor it. I personally think it's pretty damn funny, and no PP could not possibly be 29 in human years unless she's thinking in terms of leap years or dog years.
suddenly, I feel a lot better about the extra 10 lbs on my ass. Sweet lord, what in the HELL would do that to a person's skin?
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 23, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Bitch is NOT 29, and needs to own up to the fact shes more like 42. I dont even have a hangoiver and that made me puke.
Please, PLEASE. 42 even looks better than that. Trust. *innocent look*
I'm 48 and no longer depressed about my body after looking at that.
If she swam in the ocean instead of just posing by it, her legs would look a helluva lot better.
MK, we hereby request you not show any PP pix for a week after those. Right before lunch too, ugh. And I was actually going to have a salad with a chicken cutlet on the top, lol, no lie! :D
Ewwwwww, nasty bitch.
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She brings this cellulite shit on herself. Stop prancing around in a swimsuit you fucking clown-whore!!!
it's an action photo- looks like she's falling down.. the cellulite must be kicking her ass or something.
slow-mo pics of tires show them contorting during extreme take offs due to torque, so why not her nasty thighs curding up in the process of falling down??
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ohmygawd Your Mom Ate the Taco - I just about died. I had to turn it off bc I always get busted but I get the point
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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 12:38pm.
This photo made me cry in my vomit.
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Hahahahahahaha.
Acidic tears = Yum times.
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Submitted by Devore on June 23, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Devore, noooooo. Hon, believe me, THAT kind of hangy skin/fat is NOT normal. I totally think it was a botched LIPO job. Poor thing. UGHHHHH
there is no way the main pic is real.
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Some of the "cellulite" on her left leg looks like a miniature ball sack.
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I think its fuckiing hilarious they keep posting these photos. Bitch is NOT 29, and needs to own up to the fact shes more like 42. I dont even have a hangoiver and that made me puke.
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Ummmm...it kinda looked like she had balls...gross!!
Mike- You are so right on there. I've had to do that shit before. Nast! I love old peeps, but seeing it on PP is fuuuuunnnnyyyy!
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.... i usually think people go overboard with the tanning and most look like guido trash with overly red.orange skintones.
but seriously.... that woman looks dead..
her natural skin tone on her legs.. ive never seen anyone that deadly white.
Holy Cellulite Batman! that shit is fucking ill..
PP is doing a flip or something in the main pic.
while in motion our bodies look like that. fat jiggles, muscles ripples.... its not pretty but what can one do?
consider amputation?
Obviously that picture was taken while she was jumping or something and the fat is free-falling. I think it's hilarious. Phoebe is going to be PISSED!
Serves her right - "famous" for nothing.
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I am always wary of a person who is photographed all the time and apparently has no friends.
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Ugh! these pics just GAVE me a hangover!
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29??? Phoebe is NOT 29 no F'ing Way..........
If she's 29 I'm fricken Miss America!
If this is what liposuction does to a body I'm holding on for dear life to my tight, ripe, fat ass tyvm.
No, VLL....will do that now....
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I don't think that pic is real.
The first one, ok, I could see that. But not that other one.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Oh my God there's a woman in my office with the gruntiest baby I have ever heard. That thing must be shitting out it's own rectum.
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Submitted by mike on June 23, 2008 - 9:36am.
HAS to be trick photography! What kind of 29yo could have cellulite like that?
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29?!?!?!!??! NO FRICKEN WAY!!
Honestly...even a "young" thin woman can have thighs that look like that. This is a woman who doesnt exercise....obviously.
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This photo made me cry in my vomit.
Submitted by mike on June 23, 2008 - 12:36pm.
HAS to be trick photography! What kind of 29yo could have cellulite like that?
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Although I agree that is probably Photoshopped.....you are forgetting Mischa is 22 and has legs like that!
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THIS SHIT ISNT HELPING MY MOTHER FUICKING MOOD
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that is SO FUCKING NASTY!
oh my GOD.
the "litigation management" team is going to have a Field Day with that picture.
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Oh now you're gonna get it, too, Mike. That's just nasty.
(How the hell are ya, btw?)
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HAS to be trick photography! What kind of 29yo could have cellulite like that?
I'm tired of looking at this pasty bitch already. Damn.
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Ugh, that pic gave me a mental image of an orderly changing the clothes of a nursing home resident.
*getting angry.... must stop rage....can't fight any longer...*
AAAAAHHHHHHHH VIVA SMASH
VIVA SMASH PASTY FACE
VIVA KICK IN RANCID COOT
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Holy Mother of God and all the saints. That's profane.
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AAAAAAAAH! NOT FUNNY!
*pukes*
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.