Monday, June 23rd 2008
That Isn't Cellulite
That isn't the cheese section of your local grocery store on the thighs of international supermodel Phoebe Price. It's.....um.....it's....what the fuck is that?! Seriously, who the fuck keeps airbrushing cotty cheese on the immaculate porcelain thighs of Chicken Cutlets? It's probably those fucking Foster Farms chickens! They are jealous of Phoebe's organic and free-range chicken cutlets! The fuckery must stop! PP is perfection and we know it. That being said, this is the last thing in the world my hangover needed. I think my toilet's calling.
And expect a press conference, lawsuit and declaration of war from PP in 3...2.....
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that's not cellulite!
it's poetry in motion
R.I.P. george :´(
_Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 23, 2008 - 1:06pm.
WHAT?
I like dicks.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
O my goodness gracious me alive!!!
I think it's real...it's motion. Motion can fuck with the look of anything.
Fine, fine, fine - she looks good for her age, ok? A little cellulite never killed anyone, ok?
Now can she stop forcing us to look at her? Yeesh!
She is not for looking at anymore...now she is for...well, hell - that's her job to figure that one out.
It's NOT modelling. Models are supposed to be young and pretty - I have no problems with that, we all get our time in life. All I ask is that if I MUST look at a 45 year old model - she better spend, at least, 2 hours a day in the gym or limit her work to above the waste and clothed.'nuff said.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
is it my imagination, or can you see her fire bush through her bathing suit?! SICK!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Hi LoLo,
I like your av. Know why? Cuz I actually LIKE Paula Abdul. I think she went to high school in N. Hollywood. I went to high school in Burbank.
Alright then DiamondDawg.
I like that bitch too! She has given me great material over the years. I went to high school in a van parked behind Big Lots.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
You know that bitch thinks that her lipo legs are the bomb, that's not self-confidence, that's narcissism deluded denial!!
Ladies, this is why you don't get that shit sucked out of your thighs. Either work it off, or learn to love it, don't make your legs look like your granny's when you're only half her age.
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Is that what it's from?! Sweet Jesus when are celebrities going to realize that plastic surgery makes them look WORSE (except for Michelle Pfeiffer (sp?)?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Just wondering how paranoid/anal I should be about expired salad dressing, since everyone seems to have some.
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Funny you should mention anal, I'm guessing that will be your first alert if there's a problem.
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Submitted by LoLo on June 23, 2008 - 1:02pm.
GIRL! THIS STATEMENT WOULD BE ONE OF THEM THAR SIDE EEEFECTS FROM YER BAD DRESSING ON YER SALAD!
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Hahaha I think you might be right. I re-read it and wondered what the fuck I was talking about.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
there was a case in France in the 18th century where a girl, while chasing a pig, felt a sharp tear, and ran home screaming her insides were falling out. Apparantly, she had a fully fuctional penis and testicle inside of her. She then lived the rest of her life as a man, with a bushy red beard.
I wonder if Phobe chased a pig recently....
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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.
LC, lmao! Expiration dates on those kinds of things (which usually include vinegar and other pickling ingredients) tend to last realllllllly long. The expiration date is just a guestimate in this case since even the eggs (if any) are pasteurized so we are talking purely 'taste'. If it still tastes good? Eat it!
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Gotcha. Thank God! I was afraid I was going to come down with botulism in the next couple of days or something.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Hi LoLo,
I like your av. Know why? Cuz I actually LIKE Paula Abdul. I think she went to high school in N. Hollywood. I went to high school in Burbank.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 12:59pm
You know that bitch thinks that her lipo legs are the bomb, that's not self-confidence, that's narcissism deluded denial!!
Ladies, this is why you don't get that shit sucked out of your thighs. Either work it off, or learn to love it, don't make your legs look like your granny's when you're only half her age.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm going no running to the nearest gym. WTF is wrong with her ass? Like she made a pact with the devil back in 1900 and only her ass can age but she would live and stay looking 45 forever.
Newport Joey that is the creepiest scene in the world, but I would rather watch you eat ice cream and be insane than watch PP do cartwheels on the beach
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
She's gonna have to go on HDTV to PROVE to us her thighs were photoshopped. I'm so poor I have to go to Walmart to watch HDTV. Man! that sh*t is AWESOME! Can you imagine what Posh looks like on HDTV?
she shaves her nut sack! that's so Diddyfied!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.
The more I look at this picture, the more respect I have for PP. Sure, these pictures make most people want to go on serious diet times or turn the toilet into their new best friend, but you have to hand it to someone who clearly does not give a shit and is happy to prounce around happy with you they are.
GIRL! THIS STATEMENT WOULD BE ONE OF THEM THAR SIDE EEEFECTS FROM YER BAD DRESSING ON YER SALAD!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
photoshop
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.
LCT how expired? Do you mean like a few days expired, or like Phoebe Price's pride expired? I'd avoid it if it has mayo or anything resembling PP's thighs.
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Hahah PP pride expired. Hahaha.
Well, I dumped a bunch on my salad Saturday night, had a taste, noticed it tasted a bit more tart than usual and looked at the date. It expired May 28th.
Last night at a BBQ, the salad dressing expired March 20th. I didn't eat any.
Just wondering how paranoid/anal I should be about expired salad dressing, since everyone seems to have some.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 23, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Are you kidding me? I think a lot of paps would photoshop this crap! What kind of photo gets more attention...the one with PP and a little cottage cheese or one with PP and a frickin' ball sack???
Holy dear lord sweet jesus, the woman has a set of cohones hanging out!! Or is it roast beef? Either way, it's horrible!
I'm sure it's not photoshop, it's just that no one that white should expect a flattering photo if they go out in the bright sunlight. It's just not possible.
Hai Viva La Lohan
Nah it's all good about the page , no worries ^_^
On Topic:Looking at this pic reminds I need to pick up some sliced turkey at the deli....
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 12:56pm.
OFF TOPIC: Has anyone eaten expired salad dressing? What are the side effects? Just the direar or a whole bunch of other nastiness?
LC, lmao! Expiration dates on those kinds of things (which usually include vinegar and other pickling ingredients) tend to last realllllllly long. The expiration date is just a guestimate in this case since even the eggs (if any) are pasteurized so we are talking purely 'taste'. If it still tastes good? Eat it!
Submitted by The C word on June 23, 2008 - 11:49am.
It's either a ball sack or PP need to look into getting a vag lip tuck procedure.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
The more I look at this picture, the more respect I have for PP. Sure, these pictures make most people want to go on serious diet times or turn the toilet into their new best friend, but you have to hand it to someone who clearly does not give a shit and is happy to prounce around happy with you they are.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT how expired? Do you mean like a few days expired, or like Phoebe Price's pride expired? I'd avoid it if it has mayo or anything resembling PP's thighs.
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WTF is she DOING, anyway?
Submitted by chefcammi on June 23, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Chef-
Totally agree!! I see it too. Eeeeew. Fire crotch completely. Why is she wearing underwear on the beach? Never mind. It's PP. Don't worry everyone...I just slapped myself.
Seeing Sharon Stone's dick was really enough for me..
This was the reason I had to bury Blanche in the sand up to her tits in our last movie. In THOSE days we had respect for the public......And I ate ice cream with better style and grace.
Love, Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I think its real...honestly...what pap is going to spend time effing with a picture of PP??
She's jumping around...there is no helping the look of skin in motion...lol.
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Please tell me that it's impossible for the human body to look that way. Any doctors here?
I firmly believe this is photoshopped - just for the sake of keeping my sanity.
OFF TOPIC: Has anyone eaten expired salad dressing? What are the side effects? Just the direar or a whole bunch of other nastiness?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
thats some hot nasty shit
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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I didn't get to the "Yum times". It was 'projectile' unfortunately. *self-pity sniff*
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Hmm... well, the good news about that is it will have covered a lot of area so not only with there be delicious salty tears in the vomit but a bunch of other random crap on the floor that might be tasty! Mmmmmmm.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Hanging vag?
u remember th epic of kate hudson jogging in a bikini?
that pic made the cover of several rags which wondered why her stomach seemed to look deformed.
it was just a pic of her stomach in movement, i dont think anyone would consider hudson out of shape of skinny/fat.
Wait - I think I have it figured out - "she" is tucking "her" dick in the main photo! And it's sticking out!
Hai Miso! Sorry about your page :p
LCD - I see what you mean about the photoshop. It looks like the nastiness around her butt is fake, but some of that wriggle on the lower thigh looks real
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
oh shit I feel bad
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Well ya gotta hand it to her, she's a ballsy bitch *snickers*.
MK you need to add a "laugh and point" tag.
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PP either needs to get a full "REAR" view mirror for at home....and USE IT...or she just needs to stop prancing around and doing cart wheels on the beach. She is no effing Marla Maples who did cartwheels on the beach last week with the hottest body i have seen on a 50-ish year old.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on June 23, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Although I'm sure PP does have cottage cheese, that main one has got to be photoshopped. If you look closely, you see where it seems as though tools have been used to drag skin and such. I know, I know...you don't want to look closely...but it's true. (That's what I think anyway)
I have to agree. PP has a SUPER fit and slim tummy and upper arms so I find it hard to believe her legs could possibly be this horrid.
Spotted Alabama Masterpiece wit a nut sack!!!
wait.. do i see a fire bush??
I'm "kind of" evil
That is one disgusting human being..
hahahahha to all of you thinking she has a "ball sack"
I guess she didn't have fat-free frozen yogurt for her last Photo-op.
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Is her meat curtains hanging out her underwear in the main pic? Or is that a ball sack? Either way that is some nasty shit.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 12:47pm.
This photo made me cry in my vomit.
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Hahahahahahaha.
Acidic tears = Yum times.
I didn't get to the "Yum times". It was 'projectile' unfortunately. *self-pity sniff*