Monday, June 23rd 2008
That Isn't Cellulite
That isn't the cheese section of your local grocery store on the thighs of international supermodel Phoebe Price. It's.....um.....it's....what the fuck is that?! Seriously, who the fuck keeps airbrushing cotty cheese on the immaculate porcelain thighs of Chicken Cutlets? It's probably those fucking Foster Farms chickens! They are jealous of Phoebe's organic and free-range chicken cutlets! The fuckery must stop! PP is perfection and we know it. That being said, this is the last thing in the world my hangover needed. I think my toilet's calling.
And expect a press conference, lawsuit and declaration of war from PP in 3...2.....
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What is that flap? Is that her chicken vagina lip?
Is that flap like a manhole cover for her nether region?
Girl better go see Dr. 90210 and get her some ass, thigh, and saggy snatch rejuvie.
CC! Call these people!
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Damn! Imagine what her vagoo must look like...I hope we never find out!
That is truly one of the most horrific cellulite I've ever seen on a body.
Bitch looks like a 40 year old hag.
that's what she says anyway. that she's 29. aren't all "socialites?" :-)
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i am courtney love's original face.
Submitted by one square on June 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.
29! yeah, she's 29 years old. LOL!
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NO.
WAY!
COULDNT BE!
The real question is why are the paps still taking pics of this fucking idiot!!!???
29! yeah, she's 29 years old. LOL!
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i am courtney love's original face.
It looks like loose excess skin on those people who lose weight from gastric Bypass! Plastic surgeons can fix that for her!
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Submitted by one square on June 23, 2008 - 1:09pm.
okay, i can't look anymore! (retching)
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I commend us both on the strength of our stomachs!
It's just too nasty - I can't look anymore either . Ugh.
Photoshop or not - I guess I AM going to step-class this week, after all! Lord knows I don't want to end up like that when I'M 29! ;p
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
I'm a graphic designer and if that's photoshop, I want to employ the shopper. Why would anyone waste their time photoshopping this loser anyway? How old is she trying to tell us she is again?
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 1:52pm.
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Close it up and look again (if you dare) It's really not.------
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okay, i see what you're saying, but the smooth parts around the cellulite are what's not convincing me. i could duplicate that with iphotos blemish remover. although, don't get me wrong, i'm not defending this odd-looking person, and it wouldn't surprise me if those were her natural thighs.
okay, i can't look anymore! (retching)
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 1:59pm.
For reals. I guess we should thank Tara, she's become a warning for us all against taking the cheap route to plastic surgery. Now Phoebe is taking up that mantle, and telling us all it doesn't work on the legs too well, either.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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DOES SHE HAVE BALLS???? I'M BLIND!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ok, Kizzy..I'll give you that......it is the worst.
She inspires me to do crunches, for the opposite reason that old TLC videos or Brit's "I'm a Slave 4U" video does....
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Kizzy...you HAD to bring up Tara Reid's tummy?
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They made me do it!! I had no choice!! That tummy is EXHIBIT A in "bad lipo".
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy...you HAD to bring up Tara Reid's tummy?
WHY? I ask WHY?
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".......and a taste of love is worse than none at all...."
-Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
Submitted by one square on June 23, 2008 - 12:47pm.
photoshopped!
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Close it up and look again (if you dare) It's really not. Honestly, I think it's because she's moving and she's half upside down....there's just not a lick of muscle in there to hold it still.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Dear Jesus,
Please fry up this chicken cutlet.
Thank You.
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You might just end up with a bunch of browned wrinkly skin.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Dear Jesus,
Please fry up this chicken cutlet.
Thank You.
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Those of you screaming photoshop, I only ask you to remember Tara Reid's stomach. Now apply that to legs.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 23, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Q: I wouldn't be suprised if she was photoshopping this shit and releasing it herself. She is very fame desperate. I mean who cares about her?
A: Michael K.
lol
photoshopped! sorry, but it's really obvious. yes she does have cellulite (first pic) but not to the degree of the second picture. i could do a better photoshop job from my iphoto's "edit" section.
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i am courtney love's original face.
I really want to sprinkle some fresh berries, granola and honey to the section just below her buttocks.
It would make a creamy desert!
yay!
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no you didnt!
She needs a floor-length Chanel gown.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 23, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Last night I watched the trials for the USA Olympic gymnastics team. I figured that was enough exercise for the week!
Ohhhhhhh girllllllllll (lady, madame, Mrs.), that whole USA Olympic gymastics team stuff I missed. Men in tights are sexay. Jack LaLanne
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 23, 2008 - 10:01am.
Are you kidding me? I think a lot of paps would photoshop this crap! What kind of photo gets more attention...the one with PP and a little cottage cheese or one with PP and a frickin' ball sack???
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Hmmm...maybe. But I would expect them to do that to someone more..um..well...famous. I suppose they are doing this because its funny to get a reaction out of PP. Im sure this shit will..lol.
The more I look at that picture...the more i DO see a ballsack or something...its like one of those weird pictures that you have to stare at long enough to see the hidden picture. lol....
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She's obviously skinny fat.
Just cause you're thin doesn't mean you won't have cellulite & stuff. You have to work out to get that stuff gone.
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I wouldn't be suprised if she was photoshopping this shit and releasing it herself. She is very fame desperate. I mean who cares about her? ____________________________________________
Uhm, I think I'll continue to run around the area here at work, and the stairs in the shop, for FREE.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Kizzy,
I'm not lookin! Some things can not be UNseen.
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Please, for your sake, I beg you to resist the temptation. Not just to save your eyes, but it's the disturbing thoughts, too. Like, who is her colorist? Or does she do that herself? and WHO does that anyway? These are all paths better off unexplored.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Um....but seriously, it is SO obvious those thighs have never seen a workout in they lives. Cellulite doesn't never look THAT bad on women with some strength to them.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 1:37pm.
angel_i, I've seen your hot ass. No rolling pin in the world can do that for anyone. You either are born with it or have to work for it. lol
That is photoshopped. No way she has that much loose skin. FAKE!
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 10:35am.
Getting up off the couch every few hours helps too.
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Last night I watched the trials for the USA Olympic gymnastics team. I figured that was enough exercise for the week!
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
Oy! VVL, that genital wart w/a troll attached is back.
Kizzy,
I'm not lookin! Some things can not be UNseen.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
LOVE CARROTTOP,., and DiamondDawg
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 10:15am.
Rolling Pin...No fucking lie...with a little hot oil, you can roll that shit right off your legs (over time)
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Wait... rewind... you can get rid of it yourself???
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♥ Ah...good times, good times...
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Submitted by Chickenhead on June 23, 2008 - 1:34pm.
You might be pregnant...morning sickness!
Hey, psycho, she probably contracted salmonella from your stalker ass. STEP THE FUCK OFF, FUCKTARDED WARTY TWAT.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 1:29pm
She's not a natural redhead, her high school pic was posted, and her hair was not red. Yeah, she could've dyed it then, but it looked like her natural color. She had her natural face, then, too. You can hardly tell it was really her.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Never mind the cottage cheese thighs, it looks like she has a pair of hairless balls hanging down there...a little bit bigger and she would be giving Cisco Adler serious competition LOL
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 23, 2008 - 1:31pm.
What I meant was PSL does do a lot of stair climbing and I know she's got a cute little bum. I made up the part about the nude pictures.
Hee hee hee.
Mrs. K, I figured as much, puddin' pie. Getting up off the couch every few hours helps too. My new resolution that hasn't yet kicked in quite muchly.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 1:28pm.
well it's been fun, but I think I have to leave now, I suddenly got reeeeeallly ill
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You might be pregnant...morning sickness!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 1:32pm.
DON'T. It's worse than the car fucking guy.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 10:15am.
Rolling Pin...No fucking lie...with a little hot oil, you can roll that shit right off your legs (over time)
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WTF?
LMAOOOOOOOO
I'm waiting for that infomercial to come out now. hahahaha
FC, Kizzy, The rest of you hwores!
I am NOT, i repeat am NOT looking at that pic!!!!
You cannot MAKE me!!!!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 10:27am.
*OUCH* I hope that was in jest, Mrs. K.
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What I meant was PSL does do a lot of stair climbing and I know she's got a cute little bum. I made up the part about the nude pictures.
Hee hee hee.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 23, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 23, 2008 - 10:15am.
Rolling Pin...No fucking lie...with a little hot oil, you can roll that shit right off your legs (over time)
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Wait... rewind... you can get rid of it yourself???
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 10:26am.
Diamond Dawg.......she speaks the truth......I have been running stairs for 15 years, and my ass is pretty much in the same place as it was when I started.......keep that ass high!
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gawd! I feel like such an IDIOT for not knowing that!! Maybe I'll swim tomorrow and do assssssss work TONIGHT!