Monday, June 23rd 2008
That Isn't Cellulite
That isn't the cheese section of your local grocery store on the thighs of international supermodel Phoebe Price. It's.....um.....it's....what the fuck is that?! Seriously, who the fuck keeps airbrushing cotty cheese on the immaculate porcelain thighs of Chicken Cutlets? It's probably those fucking Foster Farms chickens! They are jealous of Phoebe's organic and free-range chicken cutlets! The fuckery must stop! PP is perfection and we know it. That being said, this is the last thing in the world my hangover needed. I think my toilet's calling.
And expect a press conference, lawsuit and declaration of war from PP in 3...2.....
I say yes to the balls question. What else could it be.
What i really need to know is who keeps taking the photos of her?? I think she has a digital camera with - a really reliable self timer. "Just set, then leap around in front of it...in a variety of Wal Mart poses."
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UGLY FACE,UGLY BODY... HOW CAN U LIKE HER?
my god thats the nastiest shit ever. phoebe price is wrong.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 23, 2008 - 10:13pm.
And with her in that position, I think -old lady porn.
What is hanging from her ass? Is that balls?
I find myself thinking of the scene in the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, in which the admiral says, "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of," and Jack replies, "But you HAVE heard of me."
To answer your question ARB, "Who is she"? She is no one, absolutely NO ONE!!!
She is a pitiful no one who whores herself out at Hollywood premiers and other hot spots so she can get her picture taken by bored paps who are waiting for REAL actors and other stars.
She was an extra in the premier of "X Files" and that seems to be her claim to fame. Now think, how long ago was the premier of "X-Files"? And that and a couple of modeling jobs makes up her resume.
I used to feel sorry for her, but not anymore, she just can't see that no one in Hollywood wants her, or they certainly would have called by now!
Seriously am starting to believe that Ivana Trumps ass has been photoshopped onto PP 's slightly cheezy ass.....or maybe Joan Collins/Donatella Versace...
rotflmfao.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
That's it. I'm done. Fucking shoot me.
I don't feel sorry for this publicity skank exhibitionist whore for one nanosecond. She is out frolicking (upside down no less) in see-through underwear - not even a bathing suit - just begging for these shots to show up on Dlisted and elsewhere. She PLANS this shit, and hams it up whenever she has a willing pap taker. She is most likely sitting alone in her purple shag carpeted bedroom, reading and delighting in it all now - and all the better that it is photoshopped - because now she has her day planned for tomorrow's revolt!
PP, do you not realize that we are mocking you??? You AIN'T all THAT. In fact, you ain't ANY of that! GO HOME, and on the way, keep your fucking legs shut when you are out in public. I am tired of seeing your posing ass all over town. You are a nobody, and have ONLY MK to thank for any publicity that you DO get... and even then - its all for the joke... get it???
lara,
pp is not a star regardless of how often dlisted blogs about her comings and goings.
somebody asked why photogs would photoshop this pic(and many pics of celebrities) well it's quite simple if you read some of the comments here or the comments at TMZ about karolina Kurkova. women feel better about themselves when they see this kind of pictures. they say: "wow even the stars aren't perfect. they have flaws. i am not that bad".
at least this is my opinion from the comments on these blogs.
wow. im gonna have nightmares for the next 3 nights
Don't Feed The Celebs
Good God!
Submitted by Noelegy on June 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I have to admit, I kind of feel sorry for her. Does she have any genuine friends? You never seem to see her photographed with anyone.
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I did see her at The Grove one time while having dinner. She was walking around with an older lady. I was going to take a pic but I froze on the spot, well come on now, I was in the presence of PP. Whoa wouldn't collapse in front of her?
God, that looks like my boyfriend's ass.
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*barf*...
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sexy motherfucker...
I have to admit, I kind of feel sorry for her. Does she have any genuine friends? You never seem to see her photographed with anyone.
I fail to see why Miss Phoebe shouldn't be Hot Slut of the Year two years in a row. She's campaigning for it harder than Obama is for whatever.
(pic #4, your new wallpaper too, Michael K?)
Somebody please give this bitch a wikipedia page...who the fuck is she..I need to know!
Submitted by missy on June 23, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
I'm spent. I'll be on the patio with a martini and a cigarette.
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shit that sounds GOOD! can I come, can i can i can i?? :p
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Absolutely! Bring some chips and some other hobags and we'll get our virtual party on!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
these are photoshopped and the cellulite is not even consistent from picture to picture. It is one thing to try and take unflattering photos of someone ,but a whole other game to just make them up. I feel sorry for her ,but with PP ,i guess they figure they can get away with it.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 23, 2008 - 1:21pm.
She DOES need toning.
Okay, PP, ready? And 1, and 2, and 3, and down and up and POSE
hahahaha.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
Submitted by one square on June 23, 2008 - 11:47am.
photoshopped! sorry, but it's really obvious. yes she does have cellulite (first pic) but not to the degree of the second picture. ...
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That's my opinion too. Her legs look pretty much the same in the other three pictures even with the different (ridiculous) poses.
Phoebe Price's fame-whoring grosses me out, but I can't knock her confidence. She's got dimply legs, but she doesn't feel the need to hide them (even if the rest of us might prefer that she did...).
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
That is the best damn picture of PP ever taken. That's almost good enough to be wallpaper.
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This clearly looks to have been photoshopped. Most women know what they look like, and this is ridiculous-- she would not be proudly frolicking about if this were what she really looked like- elderly and heavy women tend to have loose and flabby legs like these, if they are genetically inclined. There is way too much flabbiness, and she is slim and her stomach is not lumpy and fat, either.
Once, on Dailymail.co.uk -- there was a photoshopped photo of Victoria Beckham's thigh, and she was wearing an ultra-short mini, and she had these gouges and crevasses in her leg, along with a large, veiny area, and then the "real" photo came out-- with her thin, smooth legs. I was certain that she, along with most women--would not appear in public in a mini with legs that hideous!!
Phoebe Price is neither here, nor there--but I this is not a true photo, in my opinion.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
This photo has inspired me to go to Krispey Kreme for donuts and a delish chocolate milk in about 15min. Then I am going home to make crab cakes.
Fake.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I call fake. I'm certainly no fan of PP but someone's been photoshopping her pussy. 90 year old women don't have that much twat wattle.
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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i don't know about you sluts, but it looks to me like the bitch has testicles
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
I'm spent. I'll be on the patio with a martini and a cigarette.
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shit that sounds GOOD! can I come, can i can i can i?? :p
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 23, 2008 - 3:04pm.
It'd be funny if she got arrested for indecent exposure.
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~George Carlin. RIP George.
She DOES need toning.
Okay, PP, ready? And 1, and 2, and 3, and down and up and POSE, and 4, and 5, and 6, and down and up and purse....those....lips, and FLASHBULB goes off, and 7, and 8, now twist right and left and blow a kiss....and up and down...
I'm spent. I'll be on the patio with a martini and a cigarette.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Okay, I'm going to go work out now.
This reminds me of a girl at the gym where I work out. She's quite slim, and all I ever see her doing is cardio and more cardio. But when she stops running on the treadmill and moves around naturally, you can see that she's what Joyce Vedral calls a "skinny-fat."
She's so white you can see her from space.
How random, desperate and desolate these pics are.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Oh my g.
It'd be funny if she got arrested for indecent exposure.
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
it's like looking at ocean waves or PP has been knocked over by a big wind...machine.gross.
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Ugh. Looks like she's had too much lipo. She obviously doesn't work out either.
Okay this shouldn't come as a surprise, the woman is flabby as f-ck. You can tell she does not work out so of course her body looks like that. Just a little tone would make all that go away.
I just threw up a little.
Guess that's what's left when you lipo your ass and thighs away.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Marshmallow...I have never seen legs and ass made from marshmallow, how does one just bend over and have the muscle tone of an 80 y.o. For those yelling that PP has to be 40 y.o., I don't think I've seen a 40 y.o. with less muscle tone than her body.
Suzanne Sommers, we need a thighmaster, stat!
ASS GOITERS should be labled as NSF-DFH from now on please. I am old and I almost stroked out over my keyboard.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
How old is he again ....90?
EWWW YOU CAN SEE HER FIRE CROTCH LANDING STRIP IN THE THIRD PICTURE *PUKES* SHAVE WOMAN NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT
Submitted by DannKnee on June 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Damn! Imagine what her vagoo must look like...I hope we never find out!
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I second your hope. I also hope that she chooses a better doctor for her "rejuvenation" than she did her lipo.
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