Cynthia Nixon Won't Become Mrs. Rojo Caliente Anytime Soon
Homos everywhere are flocking to California to get married, but Cynthia Nixon isn't one of those homos. Cynthia told the NYDN that she's not planning to make an honest ginge out of Rojo Caliente until gay marriage is legal in New York. She said, "In an ideal world, we'd like to do it in New York, when it becomes legalized. Hopefully, it won't take 20 years."
Somebody slap this bitch with a wet strap-on! Rojo Caliente isn't going to wait forever! I'm sure she has thousands of suitors knocking at her tool shed door, hoping she will put on a Men's Warehouse tuxedo and marry them in California! Cynthia better get on it! Rojo's fire bush won't always be there!
In other Rojo news, last week I posted a story about Cynthia reportedly getting her chichis done. Well, Cynthia has denied the story and fired back! She said, "I was at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital for my 'three-monthly' checkup. I was in the Oncology Department. I guess they think that means 'plastic surgery. Yes, I had breast cancer, but I had a lumpectomy. Some women have reconstructive surgery, but mine did not merit that.
"The story was totally false. It would be annoying and disheartening in any case, but particularly because I've been so open about my breast cancer."
I knew that shit wasn't true. Rojo likes her women all-natural.
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First of all, Cynthia Nixon was never married to the father of her children. Any SATC fan should know that. Second, can someone tell me why people call Christine Rojo Caliente? I'm sure it's some sick, lesbian muff diving joke, right?
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Cynthia looks so beautiful.I love her.I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called-
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.c o m"---- last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on June 23, 2008 - 3:43pm.
MK, if you were really gay, you wouldn't have such contempt for us.
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He makes fun of straights too. Why does everyone have to be so fucking sensitive?
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How does she know she left her bf for a girl? Cause Rojo is definitely channeling the guy thing.
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I have no idea why she would have 2 kids with a guy, then dump him for a woman that looks just like a guy. If I were a lesbian, I think i would much prefer a lipstick one.
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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Rojo needs a stylist more than she needs a wedding. Seriously, she is ALWAYS in the same crappy mismatched stripe outfits.
Only David Arquette could pull that look off.
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No kidding. Rojo always looks like she's on a break from a barbershop quartet. Bad hair, bad skin, bad wardrobe.
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interesting seeing all the couples NOT running to Cali.. :| ahhhha Cynthia doesn't wuv Rojo
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on June 23, 2008 - 3:43pm.
MK, if you were really gay, you wouldn't have such contempt for us.
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Rojo needs a stylist more than she needs a wedding. Seriously, she is ALWAYS in the same crappy mismatched stripe outfits.
Only David Arquette could pull that look off.
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MK, if you were really gay, you wouldn't have such contempt for us.
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I love Cynthia Nixon, she is a class act.
Her little boy looks scared shit less...
'this isnt my daddy?!?'
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I hope New York follows suit, but we'll see. These things have been hard to come by since the beginning. Best of luck to her!
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I wonder, what does Cynthia's ex-guy, the father of her two kids think....His girlfriend, leaves him and ends up with another woman.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 23, 2008 - 1:26pm.
The more photos I see of Rojo Caliente, the uglier she gets.....
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 23, 2008 - 11:28am.
lol, angel_i!
No, her real name is Christine Marinoni.
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Aha! Thank you! I got lost and forgot I posted that question!
And yes - she does have a face made for Home Depot. Was her husband blind in one eye, perchance?
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Really. Why? Why? Was the baby daddy that awful in bed??
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"Somebody slap this bitch with a wet strap-on! Rojo Caliente isn't going to wait forever! I'm sure she has thousands of suitors knocking at her tool shed door, hoping she will put on a Men's Warehouse tuxedo and marry them in California! Cynthia better get on it! Rojo's fire bush won't always be there!"
Michael K, I'm going to get a sex change so we can get married! I kid, I kid. Everything you write is brilliant, but that one just took the cake (the cake we will be sharing at our wedding!).
The more photos I see of Rojo Caliente, the uglier she gets.....
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I don't know how anyone in their right mind would ever believe Cynthia Nixon would get breast implants. That is the most ridiculous rumor ever!
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That little boy looks terrified of what's going on down below him. Poor thing looks like he never wants to come down...
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Maybe Cynthia is a chubby chaser.
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CN's son looks adorably scared in that picture.
Both of the kids are biologically Cynthia's. She had them with the man she was married to from 1988-2003.
I like Cynthia Nixon. She was my favorite on Sex and the City.
"I'm sure she has thousands of suitors knocking at her tool shed door,"
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I'm crying!
Submitted by Norwaygirl on June 23, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Doesn't these children have a father?
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The problem is, he's got too much wiener.
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The scared as shit little boy on Rojo's shoulders is looking for the exit sign.
Doesn't these children have a father?
Viva La Lohan....LMAO!!
hahaha
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It's Pat and that's that.
Okay, I get the not caring about 'typical' attire for women but fucking lose some weight you fat fucking pig. That much FAT doesn't look GOOD on ANYONE and if you loved your S.O. you'd at least try to be FIT for them. FUCK!
Rojo would even border on 'handsome' if she got her big, fat ass in shape.
Didn't Brad Pitt say the same thing? He probably started crapping his pants when it became legal in Cali.
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."
That little girl looks like a mix between Nigella Lawson and Rojo. Should we be worried?
I must say, Rojo is really succeeding at looking more and more like a lumberjack every day.
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Rojo reminds me of Pat (from SNL)... you're just never too sure about her/him.
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Mel-Tang... I used to have a roommate who had that same build and asexual features. And she was a manager at HOME DEPOT. Years later I found out she was in luv with me. SHOCKER.
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I cannot see Cynthia and Rojo in California living the lezzy lifestyle. They seem like they love NY too much. Plus, Ginge skin is much to fair and fragile for Cali. sun MK.
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lol, angel_i!
No, her real name is Christine Marinoni.
I think she was married to a guy once. I don't know how that guy married her and didn't know she was gayelle.
Rojo's face just screams Home Depot.
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Sounds to me like Cynthia has cold feet!! That, "we're waiting till gay marriage is legal in New York" story sounds like she's kinda glad she lives there so she doesnt have to take the plunge and marry Rojo right away...lol.
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angel_i - omg no but that would be so awesome if that were really her name. Don't you remember that little red headed singer who took her daddy's money to make a video for "RoHo CallyYentay"
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This is her name? Rojo Caliente??? This is true? It's a joke right?
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Are those Rojo's kids? They are so cute. :)
They kind of look like Cynthia, too. hmmmm.
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I didn't even know about the Big C. That makes me love her even more!
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Somebody slap this bitch with a wet strap-on! Rojo Caliente isn't going to wait forever! I'm sure she has thousands of suitors knocking at her tool shed door, hoping she will put on a Men's Warehouse tuxedo and marry them in California! Cynthia better get on it! Rojo's fire bush won't always be there!
OMG MK, pure poetry!
You should write a book.
LMAO
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Love Cynthia Nixon.
She is one classy bitch.
Now, if only she could spread that class around.
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