Surf Gang!
A group of paps were taking pictures of Matthew McConaughey surfing (you know, because we don't have enough of those pictures) over the weekend when a group of surfers dropped their imported Maui Wowie and tried to defend their turf!
The surfer dudes told the paps to "get a real job" and the paps responded with, "This is a real job. What do you do?" The surfer dude shouted, "I fucking drink beer and party." I think I want to marry that surfer dude.
Anyway, their war of douche words went on and finally ended with a chubby pap hitting a surfer with some photo equipment. Ugh. This would have been so much better if the surfers were hotter, covered in oil and wearing thongs.
And where the fuck is Annette Funicello when you need her? She would have kept the peace!
The douche fight didn't stop there! Yesterday, the same shit went down, but the cops were called. Click here to see the video from yesterday of the surfers beating a pap in the water and some annoying bitch screaming about whatever.
Matthew doesn't want any of this kind of violence! He just wants us all to take off our shirts, rub our skank against each other, smoke a bowl and play the bongos!
That's totally the beach I grew up on and learned to surf. LOL! I'm glad to see nothing has changed. My dad, also a surfer, once punched a dude in the face for cutting my little brother off on a wave. Hahaha!
By the way, Point Dume is a private area. NOT PUBLIC. So, that means those fuckers came in through Paradise Cove and walked up the beach. LAME!
Oh please...anything to get noticed. Looks like a bunch of beach bums need to get a JOB.
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I was really hoping this would turn into Psycho Beach Party and all the boys would drop shorts and perform a musical oral sex montage. But no, nothing.
They SHOULD be bitch-slapped if they think we want to see pictures of that smelly mess.
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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FYI. A bunch of pastey white kids with their shirts off on the beach does not equate "surfer".
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 23, 2008 - 11:02am.
I'm surprised that stubby assed arm reaches to the bottom of the board when he carries it.
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"Ugh. This would have been so much better if the surfers were hotter, covered in oil and wearing thongs"~ MK.
Heehee. Love you MK.
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Submitted by peaches on June 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by peaches on June 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Celebrities aren't the only people in LA! I'm on the surfer's side. The Paparazi act like regular citizens aren't important, but there the ones who end up getting hurt by all of this the most.
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Agreed.
Were these surfers with him, or completely on their own? If these surfers were with him I have less sympathy for them only because when they are with a celebrity in Malibu, it's hard to expect any less.
Celebrities aren't the only people in LA! I'm on the surfer's side. The Paparazi act like regular citizens aren't important, but there the ones who end up getting hurt by all of this the most. Paps push them over, hit thier cars, and they have nothing to do with this! celebs should stop being so narcissistic and selfish, and think of how the fact that they mostly all live in one place effects the existance of the other people who live there!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 23, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I'm in Ventura! ...and MM can TOTALLY come out my way...wink wink. Ventura is more private...but there were still a million people at the beach this past weekend. Someone would have been taken pictures...lol...so theres no escape for the shirtless wonder!!
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LOL!! I live in the Thousand Oaks area and on Saturday I went to Santa Barbara and it was soooo much nicer than Santa Monica, where we went on Sunday. I ate lunch in Malibu yesterday and you just kinda anticipated seeing someone famous out there--I even told my mom "Oh, that's the ATM they took photos of KFED at!" I think in the Ventura area you just don't expect to see celebrities around (even though they exist out there) that the paps just don't bother. And celebrities live in Santa Barbara but most people there don't really care or expect to see them.
I just don't get why his friends are so bewildered and are going crazed when they see paps in Malibu. Deep down I think they probably like it--It makes them feel important hanging around someone famous.
Submitted by The Real Mimi on June 23, 2008 - 9:26am.
My God, that woman needs to shut up!!!
They are in Malibu. If you want privacy, you don't go surfing in one of the most crowded, paparazzi-ridden PUBLIC beach areas in the United States! I was out there this weekend, and it was wall to wall people. It was so crowded. They need to go further north (Ventura/Santa Barbara area) if they want more privacy.
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I'm in Ventura! ...and MM can TOTALLY come out my way...wink wink. Ventura is more private...but there were still a million people at the beach this past weekend. Someone would have been taken pictures...lol...so theres no escape for the shirtless wonder!!
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My God, that woman needs to shut up!!!
They are in Malibu. If you want privacy, you don't go surfing in one of the most crowded, paparazzi-ridden PUBLIC beach areas in the United States! I was out there this weekend, and it was wall to wall people. It was so crowded. They need to go further north (Ventura/Santa Barbara area) if they want more privacy.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 23, 2008 - 9:01am.
Nova: You know Gidget would be like "hey fellas cut out all that racket and let's go do the twist by the bonfire and drink a soda pop" or something like that
(I also went through a beach blanket phase with my old movie love!)
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Ha...those beachy movies always cracked me up! But i loved me some Gidget!! A girl who could hang with the boys. I'm totally like that, cept i cant surf! :D Atleast i got the living in California, by the beach part right...lol.
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Now the fish will be all slimy.
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So...I started my surfing lessons today! When do I get to slap a pap?
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
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Momus... must be. Meemaws in mom jeans!
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Submitted by The C word on June 23, 2008 - 11:10am.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I want to see a video where a bunch of meemaws gang up on the paps and beat them with their walkers.
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Haahaaaahaaa! Your post reminded me of Monty Python's Hells Grannies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM
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TCW, Adding that to my favorites! Thanks!
hahaha, my bf told me about this earlier this morning. That's some funny shit.
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If you look closely, in one of those photos, there is a visable scar under matthews left breast - sure sign of a visit to Dr. Reyes!
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 9:07am.
I want to see a video where a bunch of meemaws gang up on the paps and beat them with their walkers.
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Is there a Gayken concert in the works?
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Submitted by LoLo on June 23, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I like it when people are mean to the paps.
More bitch slappin' and less talkie next time.
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Couldn't agree more LoLo!
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Beach Blanket Boring.
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Surfers, really? Not one of them looks like they do much more physical activity than 12-ounce curls and sucking on McConaughey dick all afternoon. Those flabby, pasty-white losers have no more right to be on that beach as the paps do.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I want to see a video where a bunch of meemaws gang up on the paps and beat them with their walkers.
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Haahaaaahaaa! Your post reminded me of Monty Python's Hells Grannies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM
OnT: Matthew McConaghy's body odour makes everyone ornery.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
ha what a loser
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I want to see a video where a bunch of meemaws gang up on the paps and beat them with their walkers.
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Yuck. Even pictures of MM make me want to shower.
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they have been showing this shit on the news ALL morning here in L.A.
sooooo stupid
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I'm surprised that stubby assed arm reaches to the bottom of the board when he carries it.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "Go fuck yourself"!
Nova: You know Gidget would be like "hey fellas cut out all that racket and let's go do the twist by the bonfire and drink a soda pop" or something like that
(I also went through a beach blanket phase with my old movie love!)
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Matthew used to be hot, right? Or have I just been too drunk the past years...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 23, 2008 - 10:59am.
Beach Blanket Bastards!
LMAO!!
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I like it when people are mean to the paps.
More bitch slappin' and less talkie next time.
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Hey! Those little boys should have been happy the paps were there! The helicopter was making bigger waves for them.
Bunch of losers.
hahaha McConagay probably told them he'd give them a lifelong supply of pot if they defend him.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Beach Blanket Bastards!
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 8:54am.
Where was Moon Doggy in all of this?
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AHHH HAAA I was just about to post "I bet if Moon Doggy were there none of this would have happened" but you beat me to the punch!
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
I was hoping Gidget would come along too...she could always out-surf them and then sing a pretty ditty about the sunshine...lmao.
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Where was Moon Doggy in all of this?
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