Monday, June 23rd 2008
Morning Wood
Shia LaDouche IS that stupid - A Socialite's Life
Woody Harrelson gets sued for beating down a pap - Celebitchy
Kevin Spacey is not a diva - ICYDK
When it comes to friends, Carrie Underwears prefers dick to snatch - I'm Not Obsessed
Fred Savage is a dad again! - SOW
Plastic horsey still wants to sing - Popbytes
Kid Rock wants you to steal his shitty music - Holy Moly!
Id still fuck em.
Id still fuck em.
Id still fuck em.
Submitted by SomeWhereElse on June 24, 2008 - 3:15am.
He's 22. If there were ever a time to make 'penny ante' mistakes now is that time... leave the kid alone. Leave the hot, Jewish kid alone. Besides sooner or later EVERYONE stops smoking.
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I love the way some people come to Dlisted and plead for mercy on some celebrity's behalf, expecting the rest of us to obey.
Hahahahahahaha
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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08
Oh,he looks so handsome and so man.I like him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
There is something sexy about this douche
He's 22. If there were ever a time to make 'penny ante' mistakes now is that time... leave the kid alone. Leave the hot, Jewish kid alone. Besides sooner or later EVERYONE stops smoking.
Shia LaDouche IS that stupid...rhetorical question?
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 23, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 6:03pm.
You just described Kiefer Sutherland
M, Poor Kief. He will NEVER live up to the legend that is his dad (even though he certainly rode his coattails hard and long).
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 6:03pm.
You just described Kiefer Sutherland. Except for the brain-splattering part, but that's undoubtedly in his future...
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by Aerialgreen on June 23, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Though I agree with most of your observations, I have to disagree about Leo DiCaprio. He can act. He pretty much stole the show in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Joanne is right about Kevin Spacey. Give him anything he wants.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I had hope for Shia since he's only a few days older than my baby brother (who is on his way to a theater arts degree!)...but Disney sucks the souls of children dry.
Paging Paul Dano! You're the only kid star with your shit together these days. He got robbed on a Best Supporting Actor nod for There Will Be Blood.
BunnyRabbit, I totally forgot about Oswald! It's not on anymore. At least not where I am. And I have a 2 year old who would probably love that cartoon, too!
Shia was a colossal douchebag even in his Disney days. You could just feel the smarm through the TV screen.
As for Fred Savage, he's hot. Especially since he's the voice of Oswald, my most favorite cartoon that I used to watch with my kids.
Harrelson and Spacey can act. Give them what they want.
Shia is NOT hot. You know who is hot? Fred Savage. Why? Because he was a childhood star, yet somehow did not turn into a Hollywood loser, idiot, drug addict. He is a devoted family man, has a cute wife and two kids. Now THAT is hot!
Shia is an open book douche, you can see precisely how all this safe escandalo! situations he gets into are put together by his PR pimps.
Not that these stunts come clever or entertaining, after all LaDouche's rise to fame comes from him winning the Hollyweird producers' "golden-kid" lottery that is held every 10 years or so to place a random fucktard in the limelight (i.e. see Miley Cyrus, Leo DiCaprio, etc.).
Nevertheless, Shia's physically will always have that forever child-face to match his douchyness.
Didn't read the link, but Kid Rock would have to pay me in Rubies plucked from the sarcophagus of a fucking pharaoh to make me listen to his music, let alone steal it
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
LaDouche looks a little bit sexy in this picture. I know better, though!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Larray on June 23, 2008 - 11:14am.
why does Shia remind me of a wanna-be Colin Ferrel, who's less gay friendly? I wonder if Shia could make that phone booth movie more interesting? Prolly not...
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I think a better script could've made that movie more interesting.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
why does Shia remind me of a wanna-be Colin Ferrel, who's less gay friendly? I wonder if Shia could make that phone booth movie more interesting? Prolly not...
This guy can't put down the butts can he
Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 23, 2008 - 11:51am.
I've had enough of this Hollywood trend of knowing exactly how deadly smoking is and yet doing it anyway to show the world what a big badass rebel you are.
Migraineuse, nothing says sexy like charred lungs though.
Nothing says sexy like not wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle and having your brains splattered all over an open stretch of road.
Nothing says sexy like not wearing your seatbelt and your body thrust through the windshield and your decapitated head bouncing off of the hood.
Nothing says sexy like waking up semi-sober in a jail cell after killing 3 people due to your drunk driving.
Meh. I could go on but I'll cease now as I feel I've become a bit repetitive.
No, you're not the only one. I don't understand why he's considered hot either. He reminds me of all the annoying douches I used to know in high school.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Am i the only one that finds Shia to be annoying and not hot?? Everyone i know just wants to eat him up because he is so adorable...blech, but i dont see it. He's just a dumb kid in my book...and im not that old!!!!! :D
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
Jimmy Fallon
Kevin own your diva, hotness!
Shia quit smoking cigs!!!(such a cutiepie)
Carie heart your music,thats what matters!
Woody=temper temper! :(
Fred= you dog! :)
Kid get a hairCUT!
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Re: Shia LaDouche
"If you're going to be a rebel, do something hot and not this penny ante spoiled brat shit."
I couldn't agree more.
I've had enough of this Hollywood trend of knowing exactly how deadly smoking is and yet doing it anyway to show the world what a big badass rebel you are.
...Not. Smokers aren't rebels, they are slaves to Big Tobacco. Being banned from places because you're doing something that makes other people sick does not make you cool. Dumbasses.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
@ Mawy on June 23, 2008 - 11:32am.
Yep, so true! My sisters and close friends do not feel the need to compete with each other in any way. Carrie is so full of shit. WTF kind of friends does she have?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 23, 2008 - 11:36am.
I think what Carrie Underwear is trying to say is, "women don't like me becausue I am stupid and shallow. Men like me because I am stupid and shallow."
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Ahh, further proof that the female sex is wiser.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
hahahahhahahah MrsK.....
I like Carrie. I think she's cute. *hides*
I think what Carrie Underwear is trying to say is, "women don't like me becausue I am stupid and shallow. Men like me because I am stupid and shallow."
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
thanks "."......I had to come up with something else that "fit" me....lol
Kevin turns my gray matter on. If I can be a total raging bitch I don't see why in hell he can't be a diva.
PSL, love your other username. Too cute! You skinny bitch!lol
Athina, completely agreed. I have male and female friends. Yes, there are some stupid, competitive girls out there, but they're immature and I don't befriend them. My close girlfriends would NEVER try to compete with me. That's annoying and unneccessary. Besides, there are morons in both sexes that I would never want to be friends with.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 23, 2008 - 11:29am.
Kevin Spacey gets a free pass from me. Who cares if he's a diva if he's got the talent to back it up?
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Uh oh. RETRACT. Only Scientology can be used as an excuse for being a diva. Come on now.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Carrie likes "guy food"? What's that? Burgers? Steak? Hot dogs? Ribs? Oh, no, that's right -- she's a veg. What does she do, bond w/ guys in the chip aisle?
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I do find the douchiness hot as well.
He is definately fuckable.
Slluurpp!♥
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
Hey IG...(It's PSL, I am on a diff computer)....Spacey gets a pass from me too, but I accept the fact that he is a Diva....and not surprised either.
Kevin Spacey gets a free pass from me. Who cares if he's a diva if he's got the talent to back it up?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Ahh, TheBeef had such potential to be the next poor man's... ugh... can't use Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise... hmmm... anyway, you know what I mean.
Why is he such a knob??
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
You know, that article about Shia is sheer pussy shit.
So what he got busted smoking in the bathroom?
Big fuking deal.
I wish more people would inhale second hand smoke and kick off. Im all for elimintation of the tards.
Im living in a world where Heidi Montag is famous and ugly. Im living in a world where being lazy and stupid is rewarded.
I say fucking smoke 'em if you got 'em and blow it in the face of the closest ass hat.
You cant bitch about over population and be against smoking!
BLAH ajhopfjpojfi;shjloHakjagkdga!!!!!!!
THATS MY RANT BITCHES!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Taking up smoking at his age should be grounds for stupidity.
Bad breath, wrinkles, heart disease, emphysema, lung cancer, etc. etc.
The only people I know who still smoke are either hopelessly addicted or stupid or in denial or all of the above.
Shia needs 24/7 attention from a handler to make sure he's doing things right. I'd provide those services for free. I can *cough* teach him alot..
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Dick happens! - MK
Shia is making such an ass out of himself...he gets busted for the stupidest things!
Kevin Spacey is a big gay Diva.....
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The people at Mobile are a bunch of sadists.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Shia LaDouche,
*puff*puff* I'll Pass.
Kevin Spacey can be a diva. I don't care. He's brill!
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
I think what Carrie Underwear is trying to say is, "I'm a complete attention-whore and hanging out with just guys ensures that I will always be the center of attention."
That boy is smoking hot!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.