Shouldn't They Be In Mourning?
First things first, I think I may have booze poisoning, so please bare (typo and keeping it) with me today. I mean, you know you're a different kind of drunk when you're barfing up 100 proof alcohol. Anyway, I had a reason to booze away in Vegas this weekend. I am still suffering at the sudden loss of an American treasure, Mimi La Rue. Obviously, that fugly ass hag, Tori the Hutt, could care less!
Mimi's sexy body is still warm and Tori is acting like the nation hasn't suffered a tragedy! I drowned my sorrows in a half-yard while Tori and her creepy ass husband smiled for the paps in Beverly Hills.
I can't even deal with creepy husband's painted toe nails right now. This confirms his straight doucheness. No dude that takes it in the ass would ever choose that shade for his toe nails. I mean, is that maroon?! TACKY! He might as well have gotten gold rhinestones on the tips.
Wenn, Splash
My Gawd! You are so horrible toward Tori Spelling McDermott (sp), what has she ever done to you to make you so vicious and insulting toward her? She's working and raising a family without complaining, and no one , NO one is paying her way. She's lost her Dad who obvious loved his little girl, has a non-functioning mother with a jealous intensity toward her daughter, and a jealous brother who tried his own reality show which failed. I'd say she's a true American - If You Want Something, Then Go Work Your Azz Off For It....
Oh,she looks so ugly!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Her husband gives me the creeps
RIP Mimi
Welcome back you hot slut!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 1:26pm.
LCT,
I mean "spit on"... say like a wounded soldier comes home, but can't work, but the government won't pay his medical bills. Or has to listen to scumbags say things like "God hates the troops" or that our soldiers deserve to die (both of which i have heard)...shit like that...
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Are you kidding me?! It's not the soldiers that deserve to die, it's the fucking imbecile sending them off to fight his stupid battles. The soldiers are the ones who should be getting their medical bills paid and getting great jobs!!! Stupid asshole people.
Does no one have a heart anymore fod God's sake??
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
I mean "spit on"... say like a wounded soldier comes home, but can't work, but the government won't pay his medical bills. Or has to listen to scumbags say things like "God hates the troops" or that our soldiers deserve to die (both of which i have heard)...shit like that...
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
two zantac and hit some weed then go back to bed. have something greasy and spicy deliverd when you wake up. luv ya MK.
And Bush has fucked us royal. I fell sorry for the next president. Only Jesus, Budha, the aliens that built the pyramids could dig us out of this war and financial mess. However, America deserves what it gets for putting that stupid war mongering asshole in office- twice. Fear is no excuse for Gitmo and other bad bad decisions. Just read Wash Post article on how many local and regional banks are failing, major airlines may close doors soon, cities are going bankrupt, etc. Revolt people! Ok, I feel better now.
Great your bro is back!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Yeah, ya know, he did try to spoon me once, but that really pissed off my bf (since we do sleep in the bed together) and he screamed at Basil and scared the crap out of him. He hasn't tried doing it since. I have been finding chunks of flesh, both belonging to him and the meat I give him to eat. Christ, he's a sloppy eater.
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Yeah, I probably should have sent a bib with him or something. You might want to pick up one of those ones with the little plastic tray at the bottom of the bib to catch raw-meat spillage.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 12:37pm.
LCT,
I don't want to get to far into this, because you know some ass hat is going to come on here soon and say something vile for attention, BUT it's so sad to me that these kids come home to be spit on by the government and the civilians that they would give their lives for....
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Spit on? What do you mean?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 11:31am.
Damn, wouldn't that be yummy right now. F*cking calories! GD THEM ALL TO HELL! God is a mean mother trucker if he wants us all to be fat by eating chocolate. Or whatever that means.
Have you been finding any flesh chunks on your furniture? Has he tried to spoon you at night yet?
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Yeah, ya know, he did try to spoon me once, but that really pissed off my bf (since we do sleep in the bed together) and he screamed at Basil and scared the crap out of him. He hasn't tried doing it since. I have been finding chunks of flesh, both belonging to him and the meat I give him to eat. Christ, he's a sloppy eater.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
LCT,
I don't want to get to far into this, because you know some ass hat is going to come on here soon and say something vile for attention, BUT it's so sad to me that these kids come home to be spit on by the government and the civilians that they would give their lives for....
On topic. This guy is a douchey wad of dick cheese.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 12:27pm.
He's alright! You know, after the shit he's seen, "this is nothing."
No permanant damage to his face...his hands are fucked. The joints/bones were damaged...
I agree with you. Fuck W! Strangely, my brother is "a soldier and he did his job"...
He did say he doesn't sleep at night because he can't hear the helicopter (that patrolled his camp)
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Poor guy :( I hope he recovers well. Isn't it ironic that the heroes of our country are always the ones who get hurt? Well, not really ironic, but it sure is a shitty deal.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Your Mom Ate the Taco---
Mmm...chocolate mousse. I was thinking of pudding all weekend, actually.
Well you know, Basil's got those few strands left and he insisted on washing "his own" hair, so I let him. He doesn't smell even half as bad now, but it was really offensive for a while...so bad I had to buy clothespins because noseplugs just weren't cutting it.
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Damn, wouldn't that be yummy right now. F*cking calories! GD THEM ALL TO HELL! God is a mean mother trucker if he wants us all to be fat by eating chocolate. Or whatever that means.
Have you been finding any flesh chunks on your furniture? Has he tried to spoon you at night yet?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
He's alright! You know, after the shit he's seen, "this is nothing."
No permanant damage to his face...his hands are fucked. The joints/bones were damaged...
I agree with you. Fuck W! Strangely, my brother is "a soldier and he did his job"...
He did say he doesn't sleep at night because he can't hear the helicopter (that patrolled his camp)
Sad.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 11:18am.
He still has hair? I'm surprised it hung on so long. I miss that smelly bastard. Thanks for taking such good, clean care of him. He didn't need that pinky anyway.
Fuck, I need some chocolate mousse.
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Mmm...chocolate mousse. I was thinking of pudding all weekend, actually.
Well you know, Basil's got those few strands left and he insisted on washing "his own" hair, so I let him. He doesn't smell even half as bad now, but it was really offensive for a while...so bad I had to buy clothespins because noseplugs just weren't cutting it.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
lol angel_i, I never felt too bad for his ex wife anyway. I don't think she's devastated over losing her peepee-touching creep of a hub.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
OMG those are her trashy husband's feet??? (a secret: I have a friend here that used to work closely with his ex-wife...my friend says she's a bitch and deserved it) Anyhow - I think his feet look gorgeous - I want my feet to look like that ( I really only need the shoes;)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Amen, Mel-Tang. True believers in ANY politician piss me off. None of them give a flying fuck about us, WAKE UP. Obama just told the country to their faces that he doesn't plan on doing shit about oil and that the price increase is fucking fine by him, and people will still go on believing his messianic bullshit and his messages of "hope" (BTW he doesn't write any of his speeches and many of them are VERBATIM copies of speeches his writer did for other politicians). McCain is just a straight up turd. There's nowhere to to turn.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 12:10pm.
I never pegged that Count as a fan of television...he would always go on and on about Fritz Lang films and Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot and how if Count Duckula were really a vampire he'd bee sucking blood from humans and not chlorophyll from broccoli.
Believe it or not, I was able to trick Basil into taking a shower about a week ago by telling him I thought I saw George Romero in there. He ran in to get an autograph and boom! I lathered him up right there as he sighed in disappointment. Unfortunately, he lost a pinky finger while trying to shampoo his own hair. I tried sewing it back on, but it kinda turned to dust.
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He still has hair? I'm surprised it hung on so long. I miss that smelly bastard. Thanks for taking such good, clean care of him. He didn't need that pinky anyway.
Fuck, I need some chocolate mousse.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Sensimina, of course they don't care. They are ALL rich, lying, cheating motherfuckers who probably get their oil for free.
They don't care about any of us. All they want is power and $$$$. It's always been that way.
OT-I hate these two fuckers and wish they would drive off of a canyon.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I don't think idiots voted Bush back for the second term. I think it was a vote based on pure fear since so many young men were still (and still are) stationed in Iraq as well as other parts of the Middle East and many voted that way in hopes that Bush would finalize his 'mission' (whatever that was). Unfortunately voting Bush back didn't resolve much and here we are now, waiting in tandem hoping for a saviour but I don't see any in our bleak future.
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Sadly, I don't think anyone does. I'm thankful every day I live in Canada and don't have send all the men in my family off to fight some stupid war George Bush had no right to start in the first place. Well, I guess he did, but he's a fucking jackass for doing it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
On the issue of oil, Barack Obama recently said that he's "sorry that the change in price had to come as such a shock. I would have rather the change occurred less suddenly" (NOT a verbatim quote but that was his point).
I don't think ANY of the political candidates are capable of turning this shit storm around, or WANT to turn it around, IMO.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Nice, keep packin on the pounds baby
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT! How are you? Basil's good...we just got a new xbox 360 and he's all excited about playing zombie games. He's been settling for Grand Theft Auto at the moment, but it's still acceptable for him because of all the blood and gore. How's the Count doing? Is he finally happy?
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Hahahahaaha do they have a Resident Evil Xbox game? If that fails there's always one for Wii. I'm glad he's having fun. Has he attempted to shower yet?
Would you believe that the Count is happier than I am? I had to make a late-night trip to the grocery store and didn't want to go alone and we stopped at the video store on the way, and he was all of a sudden obsessed with getting as many House episodes on DVD as possible. Ever since, he's been having a ball diagnosing the couch as having 'Severe Anti-Flatulence Disorder' and attempting to diagnose the fridge and stuff. He tried it with me once but I didn't like his diagnosis so I told him to shut it.
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I never pegged that Count as a fan of television...he would always go on and on about Fritz Lang films and Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot and how if Count Duckula were really a vampire he'd bee sucking blood from humans and not chlorophyll from broccoli.
Believe it or not, I was able to trick Basil into taking a shower about a week ago by telling him I thought I saw George Romero in there. He ran in to get an autograph and boom! I lathered him up right there as he sighed in disappointment. Unfortunately, he lost a pinky finger while trying to shampoo his own hair. I tried sewing it back on, but it kinda turned to dust.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
CT your quote; "I have to question the intelligence of the people who voted him not once, but twice into Presidency."
I don't think idiots voted Bush back for the second term. I think it was a vote based on pure fear since so many young men were still (and still are) stationed in Iraq as well as other parts of the Middle East and many voted that way in hopes that Bush would finalize his 'mission' (whatever that was). Unfortunately voting Bush back didn't resolve much and here we are now, waiting in tandem hoping for a saviour but I don't see any in our bleak future.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
It'll solve the problem of "How can I get more oil to sell to the public at obscenely inflated prices?" and the problem of "How can my defense contractor buddies get rich at the taxpayers' expense?"
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I have to question the intelligence of the people who voted him not once, but twice into Presidency.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 5:50pm.
George Bush can go fuck himself. Sending a bunch of people off to war to get killed is NOT GOING TO SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS.
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Sure it will.
It'll solve the problem of "How can I get more oil to sell to the public at obscenely inflated prices?" and the problem of "How can my defense contractor buddies get rich at the taxpayers' expense?"
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
That's the exact look you get right before the alien comes bursting forth out of your belly.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 11:41am.
LCT! How are you? Basil's good...we just got a new xbox 360 and he's all excited about playing zombie games. He's been settling for Grand Theft Auto at the moment, but it's still acceptable for him because of all the blood and gore. How's the Count doing? Is he finally happy?
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Hahahahaaha do they have a Resident Evil Xbox game? If that fails there's always one for Wii. I'm glad he's having fun. Has he attempted to shower yet?
Would you believe that the Count is happier than I am? I had to make a late-night trip to the grocery store and didn't want to go alone and we stopped at the video store on the way, and he was all of a sudden obsessed with getting as many House episodes on DVD as possible. Ever since, he's been having a ball diagnosing the couch as having 'Severe Anti-Flatulence Disorder' and attempting to diagnose the fridge and stuff. He tried it with me once but I didn't like his diagnosis so I told him to shut it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
The look on her face in the main pic screams, "I TOLD you, Dean--there's nothing inside my head, so stop trying to have conversations with me!"
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 11:41am.
Not so safe though...He was in a flash fire at work and recieved 2nd/3rd degree burns to the face and hands...they had to do two surgical peels and apply "New Skin"...Scary shit!
Unreal...Bosnia, Kosovo, Kuwait...not one injury...but back in Georgia...BOOM.
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Wow.... yikes. I hope he's OK! That's some scary sheeeit! Is he in good spirits about it?
I'm sure I'm going to get heat for this but George Bush can go fuck himself. Sending a bunch of people off to war to get killed is NOT GOING TO SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
WOW....that main picture is priceless!!! HA!
Painted toenails?? ok...wtf?
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Mrs. K.--exactly.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 10:37am.
Your Mom! How's it going?? How's Basil Cecil?
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LCT! How are you? Basil's good...we just got a new xbox 360 and he's all excited about playing zombie games. He's been settling for Grand Theft Auto at the moment, but it's still acceptable for him because of all the blood and gore. How's the Count doing? Is he finally happy?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
LCT,
Yeah he's back!
Not so safe though...He was in a flash fire at work and recieved 2nd/3rd degree burns to the face and hands...they had to do two surgical peels and apply "New Skin"...Scary shit!
Unreal...Bosnia, Kosovo, Kuwait...not one injury...but back in Georgia...BOOM.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Candy Spelling: Who the HELL are you?
Bunny: I'm Tori's friend.
Candy Spelling: Tori doesn't have a friend!
Bunny: That's because she's shy.
Candy Spelling: No she's not. She's fat and she's stupid!
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 11:36am.
LCT, it is me.....ask DebFromHell, Sheeps, or SkyBitch......though of course all 3 are MIA now.....lol.
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Ok. Phew. I think we've all had enough craziness for one lifetime.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 23, 2008 - 11:35am.
Nah, she never had any real friends to begin with.
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Your Mom! How's it going?? How's Basil Cecil?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT, it is me.....ask DebFromHell, Sheeps, or SkyBitch......though of course all 3 are MIA now.....lol.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 23, 2008 - 10:29am.
You never see Tori out with friends since she met this douchebag......they must all hate him.
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Nah, she never had any real friends to begin with.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
These 2 make me sick. Seriously. How the hell these 2 worthless douches are even relevant is beyond me. Fuckin gross.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Hey PSL (if it's really you... dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn).
Women like that should be banned from having friends.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
hey LCT! (it's PSL, on diff computer)
yeah, I hate girls like that....one of my best friend got a bf 3 years ago, and dumped me about 5 months after........(rolling eyes)
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 23, 2008 - 11:27am.
You never see Tori out with friends since she met this douchebag......they must all hate him.
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Or she's one of those women who completely uses her friends as backups. You know, the ones who only call you when they're single.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
You never see Tori out with friends since she met this douchebag......they must all hate him.
Submitted by Rocket on June 23, 2008 - 10:57am.
BLAAHHHHH!!! That commercial gives me the skeevies every time I see it. I mean I can just FEEL my toenail being lifted up and that little fucker crawling underneath!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 23, 2008 - 11:17am.
Great weekend! My bro was up (back from Iraq)!
You?
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Yaaaaaaaaaay! Back safe and sound! That's great news.
Mine was ok. Ok, no, it sucked, but the next one's only 5 more days away :P
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Suki on June 23, 2008 - 11:05am.
hee hee thanks...its the avie that ive been waiting for =D
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I bet her 'O' face isn't far off.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Tori's first husband probably thanks God every day she walked out on him for this douche Dean.
You think Tori always picks up the tab for lunch?
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LOVE CARROTTOP,
Great weekend! My bro was up (back from Iraq)!
You?
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.