Monday, June 23rd 2008

Blind Item...I Guess....You Guess

Mike Myers, Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy? I can picture any of these three freely greasing the pole.

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Posted by: Michael K


z-listed's picture

I think it is Mike Meyers too. He is just so flamboyant!

But Madame Pince, Robin Williams DOES have kids, One with his first wife and at least two with the nanny.
(his second wife)

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"Submitted by Callan on June 23, 2008 - 6:45pm.

Agree with those who said Mike Myers. he was with that old haggard ex-wife of his for how many years and never had kids with her, which means they probably didn't bone. He also hasn't been seen with anyone since."

The bitch in me is coming out -- I always wondered why MM seemed so over-the-moon for a gal who was seriously lacking in the looks dept, then turned around and channeled his MIL on SNL, a Streisand fanatic -- the goddess of gay men. I KNOW it's shallow to judge on looks, but let's be honest -- he and Robin never produced any rug rats, did they? Lack of boning, cause he's strictly dickly and married a hag to cope (temporarily) with it.

BTW, I'm a hag too, so I call 'em like I see 'em.

Be at peace with your gayness, Mike.

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D. All Of The Above

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Callan's picture

Agree with those who said Mike Myers. "Groovy" is a huge clue, ie Austin Powers. Also, he was with that old haggard ex-wife of his for how many years and never had kids with her, which means they probably didn't bone. He also hasn't been seen with anyone since.

Robin Williams left his first wife for the nanny, who became his second wife. There's definitely some hetero libido there. And while Eddie Murphy is known to have a tranny fetish, I don't think he'd EVER be openly gay ("I was just giving he/she a ride home!). I think he's into dudes AND chicks.

They could all circle-jerk each other for all I care. They have ALL made me laugh my ass off and for that I'm truly thankful and whatever the fuck they want to do with their genitals is THEIR business and certainly not MINE.

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Oh yeah, it's Mike Myers.

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Barb Dwyer's picture

"Groovy" is the clue.
Austin Powers star Myers has been talked about as being gay in the gossips sites for a while. There is a little blog from an extra on the Love Guru that sort of touches on this.
But the shit that amazes me is how much of a douchebag he is to people he works with. I hope that now that he is out of the closet his disposition gets nicer. Maybe he was bitter before. Let's hope for the sake of his fellow co-workers.

Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on June 23, 2008 - 7:26am.
Eddie Murphy is definately bisexual but he would never never admit it. He's firmly in the closet and never coming out.
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This blind item is defintely Mike Myers, although I wouldn't be surprised in the least to hear something like this about Robin Williams.

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They can be bislutal for all that I care.

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Spoiled's picture

"Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?"

Yes, Mike Myers hands down...besides, Robin Williams isn't even divorced yet...

its brittany bitch's picture

uh where's the clue?

save a heart, break a penis.

This is old news. It's Mike Myers. Blind items were flying when he first announced his divorce a few years ago.

"Groovy" = Austin Powers
"persona"= All Mike Meyers' stupid characters

As someone else mentioned, MM def. has been seeming flaming in all his recent interviews for the Love Guru.

I remember when he used to be SO funny on SNL. Never thought he'd turn into a big douche. Sad.

Mel-Tang's picture

OOOOH! I think it's Robin Williams! There was a blind item on Crazy Days and Nights about a very hairy thespian who was caught a few times travelling down that road.
The only person that kept coming to mind was Robin! He is the hairiest actor I know.

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I think Robin loves the snatch. Mike is too obvious.
I'm thinking Eddie might ride both ways in the saddle, if ya feel me?

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Especially after the Love Guru

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Euphoria's picture

I've been convinced Mike Myers was gay ever since I saw 54. Yeah, I know he was acting in a role, but sometimes the reason the acting is so good is that it's just not a stretch - the person is playing themselves and their true nature shines through. I think he wanted Ryan Phillipe in the worst way and don't think he was "acting" at all.

But, I've heard for a long time that Robin Williams is bisexual. And Eddie is just Eddie...he loves the trannies.

Diego's picture

I always thought Robin Williams was gay, but I honestly thought he was out. Or at least pulling a Jodie Foster and not trying to hide it at all.

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MM of course. That wasn't a "blind" item at all. Maybe nearsighted at best.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 23, 2008 - 8:39am.
Its totally Mike Myers
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That is why he got the divorce in the first place.

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Its totally Mike Myers, have any of you watched the press he has done for this flick? If so and if you were paying attention you would see the QUEEN in him coming out. Every time I saw him promoting this piece of shit movie he seemed straight up GAY.
Robin Williams is not gay, I mean he just cheated on his wife with another woman. And as far as Eddie goes yeah he probably borders on the kinky side of shit but I don't think he is gay.

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MM - "goovy"

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chola loca's picture

The "groovy" points to Myers.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I think we should be more concerned with which team Tommy Girl bats for. escandalo.

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And Robin Williams has openly admitted on more than one occasion that he loves the pink taco. I know he could be fronting, but he's been in the public eye way longer than Myers and he does a good impression of a gay man because he's really very good at impressions.

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WildBee's picture

It's Mike Myers. I've read about this on a few other sites as well.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

There were rumors floating around almost a year ago that Mike Myers plays for the pink team. It sure as hell isn't Robin Williams, and probably not Eddie Murphy unless he mistakes a man in drag for a woman.

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I guess Mike Myers is the most cute man.he looks so hot. Just curious: I saw his profile on milllionaire datingsite
---- "A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" -----last week. Is he single now?.

Myers for sure. The dead give-away was the "groovy new lifestyle" reference, which refers to Myers' role in the "Austin Powers" series. That, and the fact that he divorced his wife under some really weird circumstances, points to Mikey now going the way of Andy Dick.

Kris-10's picture

Mike Myers...it says something about "groovy" which leads me to think of Austin Powers' "groovy baby." Yeah, I'm pretty much an amazing detective~lol.

Triscuit's picture

thanks♥ .
I don't feel too young while scouring the High Schools for some young(and big haha)dick!
**I am TOTALLY FUCKING KIDDING***
am I ?

Submitted by Triscuit on June 23, 2008 - 10:41am.

Thanks . (or no thanks)Dude,if THAT is the BEST parts of the crap,then whoah.Bad.
I have to admit I think Timberlake is a sexy fucking piece.I'd fuck him hard!
(then again...I like those young uns)I'm 31.

Triscuit, I concur. MM's movie does not look promising. 31? Only 31? Why you is a bebe too!

Timberlake does nothing for me but I couldn't help replaying his beauty pageant winning and laughing until I fell off of my couch and ker-plunked my noggin.

KD's picture

Did you see that movie with Robin Williams where he plays a gay guy? The Night listener. It almost seemed like he wasn't acting. He did the part very well.

RichBitch's picture

Put me in the "who gives a fuck" category!

My money is on Williams. He has always struck me as a little light in the loafers.

Triscuit's picture

Thanks . (or no thanks)Dude,if THAT is the BEST parts of the crap,then whoah.Bad.
I have to admit I think Timberlake is a sexy fucking piece.I'd fuck him hard!
(then again...I like those young uns)I'm 31.

xultar's picture

Mike. And no surprise there.

Robin Williams hasn't had enough time yet and Eddie well he'll never admit it.

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Submitted by OXA on June 23, 2008 - 10:35am.

That's the funniest part of it all to me: this asswipe thinks that people would believe that he would just give a tranny a ride home in the middle of the night...then, how is that illegal? Why would the police pull him over for that...if that's all he was doing?

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OXA's picture

OH NOOOOOOOO, NOT THE NUTTY PROFESSOR.
EDDY WAS JUST GINIGN THAT TRANNY A RIDE HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Robin W. is the obvious for me.
But it's the least obvious one up there that I'll go with, Eddie Murphy.
Mike M., idk, but then again, they have all probably been to Tommygirls for Mint Juleps and know where his "secret" entrance is for his wing of the house.

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Paquita's picture

I had heard the rumor before, of M Myers being fruity, and a huge DIVA.

And no I dont wanna watch thag Guru movie, Timberlake annoys the shit out of me and dont make me start with MiserAlba.

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Submitted by Triscuit on June 23, 2008 - 10:28am.

P.S. I've never watched a trailer for the new Myers movie,so don't fucking stone me to death.

Hey, Triscuit. I'm no stoner!

*exhaling funky smelling smoke*
oops *cough*

Here's the trailer:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/28/the-love-guru-movie-trailer/

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P.S. I've never watched a trailer for the new Myers movie,so don't fucking stone me to death.

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Mike Myers wins this contest.......

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I'm with you "C" Word.....no way am I seeing MM's new movie.....and congrats on the Caption This contest!

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

Eddie Murphy is definately bisexual but he would never never admit it. He's firmly in the closet and never coming out.

It must be Robin Williams. I think he wouldn't have a problem coming out if he was gay.

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Submitted by pomegranate on June 23, 2008 - 10:20am.
I'm with you, C Word. This movie looks very UNfunny. Despite my husband's assertions that getting punched in the sack is always funny, I disagree. This movie looks BAD. Throw in Alba and *groan*, Timberlake, and I'll skip it.
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I have an affection for Mike, but I can't help but cringe everytime I see a trailer for this movie; it looks that bad.

OnT: My 2nd choice would be Robin Williams....I think Eddie was just confused and didn't realize that was a tranny.

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All three, but groovy has to be a reference to MM. Plus, Dieter from Berlin? Please.

Jinxy McDeath's picture

Perezhilton (I know, I know), made a sly non-obvious comment the other day about Mike Meyers having a boyfriend. And it wasn't said in a funny manner. It was deadpan. And the way it was written, I thought "Oh wow, Mike Meyers is apparently gay."