Lingerie For Baby
When Dannielynn Hope gets a little older, she doesn't have to worry about buying lingerie, because her daddy just bought her a bunch! A bunch of lingerie that belonged to her dead mother. Larry spent $3,000 of Danni's money on some lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith during a Playboy shoot.
Larry told AP that he bought the lingerie for his 1-year-old daughter to remember her mother by, "I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about. Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."
"You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."
You know Larry bought that shit for himself and is blaming it on the poor kid! It matched with his frosted hair. Danni doesn't need lingerie to remember her mother by! She has Sugar Pie and Kimmy. Wait...Sugar Pie is still alive, right? Right?!
"You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."
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Ew. What he meant to say was:
"Take this child away from me before it's too late."
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Poor little girl.........she needs all of our prayers! I think her daddy means well.....but I just feel horrilbe for that angel....
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I thought this asshat would have been a good father. Guess I was wrong.
Awww she is so pretty! Poor baby I feel so sorry for her.
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I feel so sorry for this girl, a dead mother who was the most pathetic and self-obsessed whore on the planet (and that position if competitive!) and a father who pimps her out for pap shoots to eat. Sad.
she is so pretty. i cant decide if she looks more like anna or larry.
That's creepy.
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She is a real cutie. At least he doesn't overdo it with the pictures. Good luck to them both.
She's going to be very pretty.
I think Larry has been doing a decent job at keeping her out of the limelight.
Sometimes he lets her get her pics taken, but not too much.
I hope they both get that money, and they can live a quiet and happy life.
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Wow, Dannilynn is gorgeous.
That guy is a total fucking famewhore. From the instant that baby was conceived he has done everything he can to keep himself, and once he got custody of her, DannieLynn in the press, including teaming up with that snake on two legs Howard Stern.
Think about it, Anna Nicole did everything she could to not have him involved in her baby's life, even escaped to the Bahamas and lied and said someone else was the father. And if Larry really cared, he would see how fame and attention and press destroyed her mother, so why would he want that for his little girl?
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I've gotta say, I don't get the Papa Joe vibe from Larry either. I know I'm in the minority, but I don't think he's done anything horrible. He is a "celeb," largely due to his daughter. He seems to spend a lot of time with her, & they seem to adore each other. He hasn't called her a blob, he hasn't held her hostage in a bathroom wearing only panties. He seems to keep her out of the limelight most of the time.
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Larry has done everything to assure that Danni Lynn has a 'normal' life. He keeps Anna's memory alive for her, he moved the fuck out of Hollyweird to Kentucky and he seems to be with her ALL THE TIME. She is fuckin adorable, I mean seriously one of the cutest kids I have ever seen. Anna choose a great sperm donor, they made a beautiful little girl. She is going to be a KNOCK OUT when she is older, hopefully Anna paved the way for her little girl to have a better life then she did.
And that baby does NOT look like a whore, you fuckers are really mean.
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The little girl looks so lovely!Her dad is so cute.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Why does he have to makie her look like a little whore?
Oh Yeah......
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Gross. He is going to want that little girl to pose for Playboy the DAY she turns old enough. I don't think that guy has two healthy brain cells to rub together.
I just read on another site that he bought lingerie that was once Marilyn Monroe's....not Anna Nicole's....
Either way...it's totally weird and creepy!
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I can see her having a lot of problems, just like her mom.
Did he invite Entertainment Tonight to film the lingerie purchases?
Larry should talk to White Oprah on how to properly raise your meal ticket.
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Did he slap some makeup on that kid? Because I swear she looks made up like Anna Nicole!
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von I hope not. And moving her to Louisville is all well and good but he still needs to quit whoring them both. Obviously he feels compelled to inform the media he purchased mommie's dirty undies. STFU and go away larry.
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White Oprah, Papa Joe and Lynne Spears will have nothing on Lar Bear in a few years.
"You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road. It's not going to be in any bedtime stories anytime soon."
If he is already planning this, what kind of bedtime stories is he reading her NOW?
Virgie the Big Bad Grandma Wolf who will want your money?
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I wouldn't be at all suprised if he starts trying to get her into acting or singing by the time she hits her 'tweens.
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K, call me crazy, but even if my mom weren't around anymore, I sure wouldn't want the clothes she wore to conceive me in to remember her by. Just ew.
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von I get what you're saying and I was hoping Larry wouldn't pimp her into another useless hollywood hobag like Jessica or Asshat. But sadly I dont see it not happening. Buying lingerie for his daughter is a very "papa joe" thing to do. Poor chile' is doomed.
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She has such expressive eyes. Such a pretty little girl. Who is that creepy dude holding her? I know, it is Larry.
He IS tying to give her a normal life. He is moving back to his (as well as my own) hometown of Louisville, KY. He's alreay purchased a house! It doesn't get any more normal than Louisville. It's a good, stable town full of good, stable people.
She'll be well taken care of.
I'd be relieved if all it is with him is that he's gay.
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Add those Heelarious come fuck me toddler pumps and we have a photo shoot. 3k well spent. Larry is a douche!
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 23, 2008 - 10:24am.
I totally get creepy Papa Joe vibes from him.
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OMG! I could TOTALLY see that too! I don't know about him...there is something closeted about his sexual proclivities if you ask me. Please don't think that I am putting being gay in the same boat as sexual deviant behavior like incest or being a pedo...I'm not! I just mean that there is more going on with him than what's on the surface is all I'm saying.
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Yes he fought for her but not with good intentions. If he really gave a damn he'd avoid the media and try to give her a normal life away from that shitcircus. So far all he's done is media whore her at any chance possible. I totally get creepy Papa Joe vibes from him.
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Wow. Look at that face! How did Howard K think he could ever pull off being the baby's father? She's the spitting image of Larry.
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What is so weird to me in all of this is that I actually remember a time when I empathized with this asshole. I remember feeling sorry for him when ANS fled to the Bahamas to have the baby and wouldn't allow Larry Birkhead (who was depicted as a struggling photographer/ex-boyfriend who was just trying to see his daughter and have a relationship with her) anywhere near Dannilynn. When I look at her and her fame-whore of a father now, I just shake my head and wonder where that nice guy from Kentucky who just wanted a relationship with his daughter has gone. Did he get corrupted by the fame, publicity, and money thrown at him admist the hoopla on ANS's death or did he never even exist? My bet is that he never existed...I am almost positive that Birkhead is a closet case.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
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I don't suppose Anna had some nice pieces of jewelry that he could pass down when that time comes.
Athina, he has brought her to Robertson a few times, where he knows the Paps will be......he's gross, and trying to stay in the Public Eye.
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One thing that is blatantly obvious? This child is BEAUTIFUL and makes Shiloh look like a blob. Oops. Did I say "BLOB"? Ooooooopsy daisyyyyyyy.
Nawwwwwwww. All babies are cute in their own way but this child is definitely gorgeous.
Submitted by sammi on June 23, 2008 - 9:54am.
I love you, but isn't this old news.
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I don't think Larry is a scumbag. He fought like hell for that kid. It's his kid. She's only been seen in public a few times, it's not like he's constantly whoring her out. Anna Nicole and Howard were the real scumbags. They were doing everything possible to make sure the kid never even met her real father. They were pure evil.
She's gonna be the first wonky in Playboy as soon as she hits 18!
Mark my words.
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Larry, here’s a clue: if you had to buy it at auction then it probably didn’t mean that much to Anna Nicole to begin with.
I’m sure there are other mementos that are much more personal and meaningful.
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Submitted by notontheguestlist on June 23, 2008 - 8:00am.
Has she had her crossed eyes fixed yet? Because if not, I don't think she should, she's a very cute kid, even with the slight wonk eyes. Not sure I agree with such young children having surgery for cosmetic reasons anyway. Unless you know, they have a foot growing out of their head or something.
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Surgery for strabismus isn't cosmetic. If her eyes aren't aligning correctly, she's not seeing correctly.
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Eh. I had a hunch this would happen but I hoped not. It could be worse?
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Has she had her crossed eyes fixed yet? Because if not, I don't think she should, she's a very cute kid, even with the slight wonk eyes. Not sure I agree with such young children having surgery for cosmetic reasons anyway. Unless you know, they have a foot growing out of their head or something.
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Larry is a gigantic turd.
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Secondly, it occurs to me how sad it is that both Anna Nicole and her son died - and the fact that people continue to mock her even though she's gone.
I think her story is one of hollywood's most tragic.
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Anna Nicole was a stripper/goldigger, who got lucky modeling for playboy. She did not have any talent, and used drugs like crazy. She had a sad life, but I wouldn't call it "tragic". That is just my opinion.
Now Larry is using this baby to have Fame for himself. THAT is tragic.
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Impertinent Vixen....I agree with you.
I see Larry pimping out this kid when she's 18 to Playboy wearing her mom's lingerie for a photospread.
In the meantime, life goes on.