Wino Is Sick
Okay, she's really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn't have TB, but she does have emphysema. That's what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won't be stumbling around anymore?
He said, "The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." He's also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!
Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she'll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.
Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he's released from the chokey. Uh...huh...Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he'll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.
Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, "I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either." WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It's not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up......oh wait.
Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack....and it fucks up your lungs!
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Totally OT but Dody Goodman died too:( RIP Blanche, say hi to Principal McGee up there! ♥
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 5:29am.
Who the hell is george carlin and why the hell do people care if he dies. wtf. Relax people.
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JIMMY!!!!!
He's an ICON, a LEGEND!!!!!
He invented stand up comedy as we know it today.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
I sincerely doubt she has emphysema. The average age of diagnosis is in the mid 40's.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately~~George Carlin
Bottom line, Daddy Mitch needs to STFU and stop being Amy's PR and best buddy. Note, Jaime Spears didn't say SHIT to the press, Brit Brit is almost on the road to recovery. Amy, not so much.
R.I.P. Mr. Carlin. That is all.
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This just in, Winehouse just left the hospital. Emphysema, shmemphysema. She's lighting up, damn it! http://www.gossipgirls.com/amy-winehouse/photo/amy-winehouse-1007?magnif...
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
ew, bitter much?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
1. Amy, CALL OFF THE FUCKING MANDELA GIG AND GLASTONBURY GIG! People *will* understand, and let's face it, we are all used to cancelled Winehouse appearances. Get fucking well and take your dumbass daddy into rehab with you and your greaseball cut-up, tore-up gecko that you married.
2. I know it's summer and everything, so you young kids have a lot of time to waste on blogs, but fuck you if you don't know who George Carlin is and you got nerve enough to swear like you're grown. Fuck you. Fucktards probably couldn't even tell you who Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, or Lenny Bruce was either...and the only Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence you know is the "daddy" version. Don't you ever disregard the death of a comedic legend and dare to come to a fucking comic celebrity blog talking like you know shit. Again, I give you an emphatic fuck you, children. Run and tell your mama that you got cussed by grown folks now.
fucking sad. Im tearing up at this news.
bitch picked the wrong drug to fuck with. all drugs are the devil, but crack is the devils dick cheese.
awful.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 7:36am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 8:29am.
Who the hell is george carlin and why the hell do people care if he dies. wtf. Relax people.
hehe! Here ya go, Jimmy:
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/06/23/Comedian_George_Carlin_de...
It's big news to us old fogies. I'm sure he is not releveant to you but you might get a kick out of some of his shtick if you watch some of his intelligent, crazy, profanity-laced spiel.
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I'm no old fogie and Carlin has always been completely relevant to me. He was just too fucking funny! I wouldn't be able to understand anyone with a sense of humor NOT liking George.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Stop giving her drugs
Don't Feed The Celebs
Is there a pool going on for whether she will buy the ranch in a month or two months? I would put my money on two months...one is too much to ask for. I too have had it with Wino.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A ff l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on hat site
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 23, 2008 - 8:43am
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Hey Christine. How's it going
On topic: NOTHING left to say about Wino.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself~
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Wino is sick & I'm sick of Wino.
On MORE important news: RIP George Carlin, a true comedy genius.
Jimmy
pity you if you don't understand the loss of one of the funniest men who ever lived.
watch him on you tube, you'll get it.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
ONLY TB???
I thought she would have about 25 different conditions including crabs, cirrhosis, hep-c, yeast infection, ingrown toenails, anal fissure, emphysema, scabies, and heroin addiction.
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I figured I could get one right-emphysema it is!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 23, 2008 - 8:29am.
Who the hell is george carlin and why the hell do people care if he dies. wtf. Relax people.
hehe! Here ya go, Jimmy:
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/06/23/Comedian_George_Carlin_de...
It's big news to us old fogies. I'm sure he is not releveant to you but you might get a kick out of some of his shtick if you watch some of his intelligent, crazy, profanity-laced spiel.
~Kisses to U~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 23, 2008 - 8:05am.
How does Carrottop get to live but George Carlin dies? What are they gonna do with all his stuff?
LOL@ what TV said! -Great lead-in to George's "STUFF" rant. ha-ha. Loved it. To this day I try not to horde too much "stuff" and I give a lot away when I find I'm accumulating too much "stuff" that could be better utilized by someone else. My mother was a total pack-rat. She'd save every damned mayonnaise jar for fuck's sake (she had a whole shelf dedicated to empty mayonnaise jars)! Drove me bonkers! Forgive my prolix but I oft wax pathetic verbage.
Who the hell is george carlin and why the hell do people care if he dies. wtf. Relax people.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 23, 2008 - 6:54am.
God dammit, shittney spears still walks the earth and we lose george carlin.
For reals. How are we supposed to handle her now?
At least, with George alive, she was funny.
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
RIP George. You will be missed in our household. :(
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Been gone for a week and a half and come back to Wino, Wino, Wino, Britney, PP and half a dozen other fuckheads I've realized I could care less about.
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I used to be Irish-Catholic, now I'm an American. You know, you grow. - GC
Who cares about saving Wino? Obviously she doesn't care...why waste time and energy on something she doesn't want? Let her rot. <---Social Darwinist
TV:
Thats how it is, man.
To be real, he lived his life although we all wished it coulda been longer. I feel cheated much like all of you. He abused drugs like our dear friend Amy, and because of that alone shouldn't make someone bad. Hopefully this bitch will snap out of it like he did, but considering the long term damage thats been done to her body, it may be pointless.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
How does Carrottop get to live but George Carlin dies? What are they gonna do with all his stuff?
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Submitted by . on June 23, 2008 - 6:49am.
Don't you dare rest in peace, mother fucker. Give 'em HELL
AAAAAAAAAAMEN!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
God dammit, shittney spears still walks the earth and we lose george carlin.
I'm in a shitty mood.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I read about George Carlin dying today, how sad. I thought he was funny as shit, and a lot of what he said was right on the mark. Brilliant mind, too....of course, had he not messed his body up with drugs and whatnot, he'd most likely still be here, but I'd gather he wouldn't be too happy.
What's new about this sad clown?-what they are referring to is a long-term chronic illness caused usually by smoking...I'm guessing they just Dx her, and she had it for a while. Crack smoking, cig smoking and pot will do that to you, duh. Normally someone that young who's so messed up so soon, I'd be inclined to test for Alpha 1 disease (a genetic disorder) but with all the shit she's done, pfft, I'm not shocked she fucked up her lungs so bad already.
www.myspace.com/mle62
Wino is a druggie...blahblahblah..
RIP George!
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damn george carlin. i can't believe. RIP
Don't Feed The Celebs
R.I.P George Carlin
George Carlin - Religion is bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
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~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
It's probably all been said before but emphysema is a long term degenerative disease that doesn't typically cause acute shortness of breath (or fainting).
I'm sure her lungs are all kinds of fucked up and I assume he is referring to a chest xray when he says she has dark spots. Question mark on tumours for that I guess.
But she doesn't need to develop lung cancer to kill herself with drugs. Just look at her for chrissake!
Fucking waste.
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Not George! NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*tear*
Don't you dare rest in peace, mother fucker. Give 'em HELL.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23908117-23109,00.html
RIP George Carlin,
Genius at work.
The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty...
...Now the word twat is an interesting word. Twat! Yeh, right in the twat. (laughter) Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and pussy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The twat stands alone, man, as it should.
~~~~George Carlin, July 21, 1972
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The twat stands alone, man, as it should.
~~George Carlin.
Rest in peace George! .... As for Amy good luck if you choose to fix yourself.. I am not going to say get better soon you did this to yourself.
Amy is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ---"WealthyDater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
RIP George Carlin
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oh god george carlin died. and the weird thing is, i had a strange premenission that there where going to be alot of deaths this year.
rest in peace george.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Ipty Dipty? Try "Hippy Dippy" Weatherman. See ya George.
RIP George, you were one of a kind!!!! Shit, I need a drink, gotta drown my sorrows. And i don't give a fuck that it's monday morning!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
I am sad
xoxox
The war isn't working.
FUCK George Carlin died. Shit!
RIP you genius
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Can she trade places with George Carlin?
Submitted by ykkstuck on June 23, 2008 - 2:38pm
That's the best eulogy he could have ever gotten.
Made me cry and laugh at the same time.
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TimTams Rule!
You motherfucking cocksucker turd. I adore the shit out of you . You make me piss my pants (and diddle the cunt – not at the same time ). Comparitively Im an ignorant twat with itty bitty tities and you always cracked me up. You old fart, I will fucking miss you.
The George Carlin story is on TMZ.
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i wish MK would post about it but that damn hor is drunct
Extreme sadness. Goodbye Ipty Dipty Weatherman.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OMG - George Carlin died??!!?? Where did you see/read that? Brilliant man, so sad.
Submitted by sienna miller on June 23, 2008 - 1:07am.
George Carlin just died
now i'm depressed
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"Bet you thought you had it all worked out.
Bet you thought you knew what I was about.
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems.
But you are the problem."
I saw that. Does anybody know anything? I want to cry!
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TimTams Rule!