Saturday, June 21st 2008
The Luckiest Cup Of Frozen Yogurt In The World
I really hope Chicken Cutlets is on the pill because if she's not, then she's definitely knocked up with frozen yogurt's baby. Yesterday, the international supermodel had hot, unadulterated mouth sexy times with a cup of frozen yogurt in Los Angeles. She's going to give birth to a huge plate of chicken tzatziki! Get a freezer, PP! There were children watching. You know that little boy will never touch a plate of chicken cutlets again.
Here's more of the sexiest pair of chicken cutlets giving fellatio to a cup of frozen yogurt. And after her poultry-yogurt sex session, she got a mani-pedi. Naturally.
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Submitted by melinda1 on June 21, 2008 - 10:49am.
Phoebe at out office we love you and
You can do no wrong. Lick that ice cream
and don't let jealous bitches get you down
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PP has an actual FAN!
Whoa!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
She only gets $60/day, extras gotta get the budget pedi.
I miss TCBY, haven't seen one in ages
They accept food stamps for frozen yogurt now?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oy, there is that hat again ....
I seen her in Get Smart. Even as an extra, her acting is terrible. You could tell she really wanted to be on camera, talking to her "friend" sideways instead of facing her.
Seeing pictures of this lady getting her feet done is the LAST thing I want to see.
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I LOVE these new pictures. I bet you those manicurists are like "This bitch is crazy!"
Again with that fucking fedora...
PP always reminded me of someone but I could never figure out who, until today. She is the female version of Jacko, a show on Swedish MTV about a "man" trying to be an international model. The similarities are uncanny from 1:50 onwards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rQ9AATXlU&feature=related
MK, are you running out of stories? Are you kidding me with this shit???
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Any publicity is good publicity as far as this fame fucking whore is concerned.
Phoebe at out office we love you and
You can do no wrong. Lick that ice cream
and don't let jealous bitches get you down
I'd cut a hole in the bottom of that cup and stick my dick thru it.
Again.
Submitted by Mish on June 21, 2008 - 11:54am.
Just when I thought bitch couldn't get any more pathetic...
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but....why were you thinking that?
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
What the hell kind of pedicure establishment is that? Where's the huge, cushy, vibrating chair with the attached porcelain basin? This looks like they have never given a pedicure before in this place and dragged out any old plastic tub and a rolling chair when she demanded one. How high-end!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
They say don't judge lest you'll be judged, but this bitch is deluded beyond recognition, she thinks she's on a photo session.
There's teeth bleach for sale behind you PP! Are you sure you haven't been licking on Wino's hive recently?
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
Submitted by mike on June 21, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 21, 2008 - 12:58pm.
What exactly is her purpose?
Make us all realize how meaningful our lives are?
If not that, then to make us feel less pathetic.
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and points out exactly what motivates every celebrity no matter how "classy" -- because there but for the grace of the late Merv Griffin's gay boner would have gone Brad Pitt -- just another actor/realtor/waiter paying rent-a-paps to take his photo in front of Koi.
hell, right before landing ER, George Clooney would call the Enquirer himself offering up "heartwarming" stories about his pet pig and other shit. So bravo, Ms. Ronald McDonald.
The look on the manicurist's face in the second-to-last picture is priceless
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
love this deluded clown
It would not be an MK birthday weekend extravaganza without a PP post.
What did that yogurt ever do to PP?
Her technique is weak.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
That ain't hot.
http://danceontheroof.com
This is how International model/movie stars eat yogurt? Tongue it to death. So dramatic! I'll bet PP's piddys are happy.
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Poor Wing Chu..having to be thisclose to those cutlet smelly feet...and seriously..wtf..does she invite the paps INSIDE the nail shop with her..what a LOSER...so selfish..what about all those poor "ordinary" peeople who would prefer for their busted up tootsies and calluses not to be forever memorialized on DListed..
She is a selfish chicken cutlet faced speckled purple gecko stained manilla pad reading (barely) Dior store reject..
What the fuck is this skank doing? Does she call up the second rate paparazzi who are desperate for a little money? She's such a loser.
@Thanx Mike, I feel better. I feel better about everything in my life when I look at her. Pathetic is the only way to describe her and her horrible fashion sense.
Something tells me that tongue of hers has seen a lot of action. She's quite the pro is making sure it's fully extended when taking that pic. Bleah.
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what the....hell?
*shakes head & shrugs*
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
PP is definitely boinking the pap who is always following her. There's no other explanation to why she's actually being photographed, because really who the hell cares about this idiot?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 21, 2008 - 12:58pm.
What exactly is her purpose?
Make us all realize how meaningful our lives are?
If not that, then to make us feel less pathetic.
She is such a cartoon
Two cutlets one cup.
blehhhhhh
My quip was so bad I just pissed myself off.
What exactly is her purpose?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 21, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Hi, Sockie!
Just when I thought bitch couldn't get any more pathetic...
OMG - I took my son to Get Smart last night and I swear Chicken Cutlets better get prepared - she's sure to get her Oscar this year!!
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
What a dumb asshole! Im so over PP~ NEXT!
Submitted by mike on June 21, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Wow! She's INSIDE the pedicurist (as opposed to outside the doorway or out in the parking lot)? It's good to see some places will admit her.
It is odd to see her eating the yoghurt outside a teeth-whitening place, though.
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Mike! *waving frantically* Hi! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Yeah, too bad the poor bitch couldn't bring her yogurt into the establishment. I was hoping to see she had six toes on each foot. Damn!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
this chick is really a man. thats the only way to explain mk's attraction to her.
does she seriously think she's being sexy here?
*barfs*
spoon?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
This is actually the least repulsive dress I've ever seen PP wear! She's making progress!
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Wow! She's INSIDE the pedicurist (as opposed to outside the doorway or out in the parking lot)? It's good to see some places will admit her.
It is odd to see her eating the yoghurt outside a teeth-whitening place, though.
Main pic: Wow! This is one porn star wannabe that the industry was glad they turned away.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Gee, I never got to see an audition before...soft core? Too cottage cheesy for hard core.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
I hate this bitch...she is the biggest TOOL.
Ever since I heard her speak, she gives me nightmares...
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
she is such a fool. doesn't she realize that everyone is laughing AT her not WITH her?
ok it's too nice to be in front of a computer today. off to get ice cream! and NOT do sex to it, like this moron is.
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