Saturday, June 21st 2008
The Luckiest Cup Of Frozen Yogurt In The World
I really hope Chicken Cutlets is on the pill because if she's not, then she's definitely knocked up with frozen yogurt's baby. Yesterday, the international supermodel had hot, unadulterated mouth sexy times with a cup of frozen yogurt in Los Angeles. She's going to give birth to a huge plate of chicken tzatziki! Get a freezer, PP! There were children watching. You know that little boy will never touch a plate of chicken cutlets again.
Here's more of the sexiest pair of chicken cutlets giving fellatio to a cup of frozen yogurt. And after her poultry-yogurt sex session, she got a mani-pedi. Naturally.
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What A Man!!
Gingy's gross me out.
Jeeziz, my nail salon is nicer than that. My place gives you a glass of wine and a hot rock massage.
Trashy trashy.
USE A SPOON!!!!!!
ew
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People Suck!
2 words. FUCKIN. PATHETIC.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Damnit that is one low rent mani-pedi joint - even worse than the usual Russian and Korean places in the city (that at least have pedicure chairs). A plastic bag in a bowl? Eek. I'm sure Cutlets is suffering from the toe jam football fungus that breeds in those places.
Everything is a photo op for this nutty chick. It's clearly all she thinks about. I'm waiting for the candid shots of her ungoing a pap smear.
she looks like a spotted monster
omg!!! the faux dating site spammer just called her CHICKEN CUTLETS!! it's her official government name now!
Whatever happened to innocent, Alabama-girl Phoebe Price? She's definitely changed her image.
Chicken Cutlets looks so hot.I like her.
A reliable source said she posted a sexy pro file at a cel ebs dati ng s ite named
--- "A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com "--- where many ce lebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
i pray to god its from pinkscaryberry, that shit has rats
PP may replace Blohan as the new "Chucky-Face".
A bowl with a bag in it? Wow, I never go anywhere that doesn't have an iJoy chair, and I'm not an international celebrity.
Yes this is one of those low-end manicure establishments where all the employees are related and the cheap materials they use are so bad they wear masks on their face to protect them from breathing it in(of course the customer does not get one)...and let's not forget the lovely drill/saw buffer thing they use...my manicurist told me they use denture glue on the nails(yikes) that is why the nails do not break off with out taking part of you nail with it...
Everything about this woman appalls and disgusts me. Hair, makeup, clothes, fishbelly white skin, actions, the whole thing. The faster she realizes she's a nobody, and goes away, the happier I'll be.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by lindsayshan on June 22, 2008 - 7:36am.
Chicken Cutlets looks so pretty with the dress.
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Ok. Now THAT is funny.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by eleanor on June 22, 2008 - 4:57am.
...GIVE HER THE ATTENTION SHE NEEDS,WICH SHE NEVER HAD AS SHE WAS A CHILD :))
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Wow, now you're making us sound...like...nice!
Thanks:)
We love PP. Who else would let a photog get such up close shots of their pasty white legs and their Pinocchio face? Certainly not Michael Jackson, I'll tell you that! That's why you never see him up here - if he was smart, he'd take some advice from that lady.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Chicken Cutlets looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Ixnay on his wannnabe MK.
Time to find a new obsession.
AGAIN THIS UGLY GIRL...SHE KEEPS AMAZING ME EVERY TIME WITH HER UGLYNESS... SHE PROBABLY THINKS SHE`S SOME SPECIAL THING ONLY BECAUSE U GUYS POST STUPID SCENES WITH HER...GIVE HER THE ATTENTION SHE NEEDS,WICH SHE NEVER HAD AS SHE WAS A CHILD :))
that is the most ghetto pedicure i've ever seen. is that a dish pan with a plastic bag in it?
Spooning leads to forking, so it makes even less sense that Chicken Cutlets is spoonless.
I am thoroughly nauseated and someone needs to step up and call the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Frozen Yogurt.
What did that yogurt ever do to anyone to deserve that fate? Shame!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*shudder*...i feel bad for pedicurist and i feel bad for the white towel...only because it's not covering up enough of pp...
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sexy motherfucker...
Only a pitiful publicity whore would pose for thee awful pictures!
And letting someone into the salon to take more stupid pictures, invading other clients privacy? Phoebe is beyond redemption! She is a complete joke!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse: "I'd cut a hole in the bottom of that cup and stick my dick thru it.
Again."
Oh my god, LOL.
Is there even a single moment in this woman's life when she's NOT posing?
God damn Miss Phoebe, an Office Depot chair next to a trash can? Not exactly Shutters on the Beach or Bacara, is it? (Email me honey, I'm at the latter and got a free coupon I could share)
I feel your pain, Dawnie. We need to do an intervention next week. Phoebe makes me want to go out and buy something Chanel. I wonder if there is a Chanel brand ice cream.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. President:
You hot slut, I just can't let it go. I know it's MKs birfus, but SHIT. Why do we have to suffer?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
It's MK's birthday weekend. If he wants to drink from the PP fountain, we should not begrudge him that.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on June 21, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Eurgh, look at her eye in that first picture. Straining to make sure that the paps are getting the shot of her posing.
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that made me LMAO!!
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
ENOUGH. Mk please, for the love of god.
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Um, MK. We both knew it would come to this. I break up. I want my Hello Kitty nightshirt back. And my PedEgg. Although you clogged it all up with your nasty hooves.
I just can't stand by while you flaunt PP in my face.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I read about Phoebe Price all the time (espesh on d-listed) and I still have no idea who she is.
PP has to cool off after doing her strip tease for free...whataho.
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===OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Is that frozen yogurt or COTTAGE CHEESE?
Doesn't she know how to use a spoon? Don't they give you a spoon for a CUP of frozen yogurt? Who by these pics from these guys? I mean really why are they wasting their time except for a laugh I guess
That's why I live in a teepee!
She's demonstrating how she licks the dick cheese off peens down at the glory hole.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love how she's trying to show off her legs, like "See I'm Cellulite Free". Whatever that doesn't prove jack. Here legs still look like Jello. There isn't any tone in those things. And they're not even pressed against the chair, they're hanging. Of course you won't see any cottage cheese. If she were to sit properly I'm sure it would be there.
i wish i was that cup of ice cream
Don't Feed The Celebs
"poultry-yogurt sex session"
GAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Dear oh fucking dear. Isn't there some law in the United States of America to protect the disabled from exploitation?
I miss frozen yogurt stores. there just aren't that many any more.
GAAAAHHHH!! She is so pathetic!! Look at her all mugging for the camera while the other bitches at the salon are like, whatever. I don't understand how these nobodies get all this attention for doing absolutely nothing.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
@Ziggy: I think she is once again trying to prove to the world just how 'cellulite free' she really is.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Eurgh, look at her eye in that first picture. Straining to make sure that the paps are getting the shot of her posing.
I don't care what you saw Jamie Lee Curtis do in that movie you watched last night, smearing yourself all over food is not sexy. It's not even cute, funny or endearing. All it does is confirm what many have suspected for a long time: you do not have the mental capacity to operate cutlery.
One more thing: when you go for a pedicure, how about wearing something a little more modest? The workers should not be subjected to your underwear.
Don't most normal people eat ice cream out a cup with a spoon?
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08