At Least He's Not Amy Wino's Kid
My Little Pony Parker and her big gay husband, Matthew Broderick, love to smoke all day and all night and don't see to mind that it sees to be affecting their 5-year-old son, James Wilke.
Ferrus Bueller told New York Magazine (via Us), "He's already curious. I can just see the little budding gene of a smoker in there. He'll see a cigarette butt and say, 'What is that? Why do people smoke?'"
Little James will be trading in his big wheel for a pack of Camels any day now. Matthew went on to say, "I used to smoke cigarettes, and I still do, lately. I gave that up a long time ago, but every now and then I will fall off for a week." And he said My Little Pony is worse. Pony needs to trade that ciggie for a nutritious carrot. It will make her mane shinier.
It could be worse! He could be Wino's kid. If he was Wino's kid, he would have been shooting up between his little toes before he could even walk.
You know what's more offensive than Ferris not seeming to mind that his kid might grow up to be a smoker? The fact that they put the poor boy in CROCS! CROCS!!!!! CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
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CTH, he paid a $175 fine. There is NO justice in this world.
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Smoking is the primary reason his mom finished out of the money at the Belmont Stakes.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
*clinks Pinot Gris-filled glass with mahaatma's beer bottle*
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islandgirl
so, he's not in jail?
what the fuck kind of world we live in...
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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...I'm doing my little voodoo cool weather spells, but they ain't worth a shit apparently....maybe it's because I'm drinking beer and getting sloppy shitfaced....
PSL!! TGIF, hon. And it's funny you should mention igloo--- I grew up in one! Not really, but we made lots of them as kids.
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Hey IG! I agree...I don't know how people like without their AC.....I'd die. I keep my apt like an igloo.
mahaatma: I love to know the weather too- total geek when it comes to the weather....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 9:13pm
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The East coast of Canada. About an hour and a half north of Halifax, Nova Scotia (But I'm in a province called New Brunswick). Hey! You and Sheeps and Dx3 were going to do a road trip, to come visit, remember?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
CTH... no, not kidding. Unfortunately.
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Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 6:10pm.
hahahaha. Cool. Weather junkie, huh? Well, why aren't you doing anything about it?
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Looks like Matthew and James traded sunglasses.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:10pm
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Oh ça l'air intéressant...est-ce que tu vas rendre visite quelqu'un en particulier?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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...where are you Joe?....sounds lovely....
so
you are not kidding
this closet fag killed people?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Joe... yes, I am glistening. Thank goodness for air conditioning!
And Sheeps, that's the scuttlebutt around the watering hole.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:02pm.
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....I don't know who gave it that name, but it's because of the jam at Winchester Road and Rancho California Road where everybody moves to the right and tries to exit in a huge cluster-fuck....it shouldn't be too bad on Saturday, though...weekdays are horrible...Temecula posted 108 a little earlier, I noticed...I think the only cool place today was Dana Point at 81....I'm a weather junkie really bad...
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 6:08pm.
A l'exterior, ou ce ne'est pas trop chaud.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Submitted by islandgirl on June 20, 2008 - 6:06pm.
you have one quick trigger hoof!
You heard that?
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Submitted by islandgirl on June 20, 2008 - 9:06pm
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IG!!!!!! It's so good to see you. Are you baking too?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Hekki, I like the sandal ones too. I saw a pair on someone and thought, Cute-I was surprised they were Crocs. I might just get a pair.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
They don't give a damn about exposing their child to secondhand smoke, and they even expect him to grow up to be a smoker because of his genes? No, he'll be a smoker because he learned it from his shitty parents!
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ITA. Matthew is a dumb*ss. This is a case of Nurture over Nature. He almost sounds proud, that his son is doomed to be a smoker.
this dumb ass mother fucker killed people and got away with it???
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:05pm.
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Oh vraiment? Où?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Thanks Sheeps. I do remember something about that now..when you mentioned Jennifer Gray. That's the chica from Dirty Dancing (?) who had a nose job and now looks like nothing like her former self.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Oops, Sheeps... you have one quick trigger hoof!
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Hi Joe... ♥
Here's some info re the incident..
In 1988, near Enniskillen in County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland, movie star MATTHEW BRODERICK was driving a rented BMW and inexplicably crossed the center lane, crashing head-on into a Volvo carrying local woman Anna Gallagher and her mother, Margaret Dougherty. Both women were killed. Broderick's passenger, actress Jennifer Grey, escaped with minor injuries, and Broderick ended up in an Irish hospital with a concussion, broken leg and collapsed lung. He was charged with causing death by dangerous driving, but ended up being convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving. He paid a fine of $175. At the time the women's family called the conviction and fine a "travesty of justice," but in 2002 Broderick and the family tried to patch things up.
From who2.com
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Have you been on holiday?
Non mais je voudrais voyager a bientot.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Indeed MK...CROCS DO SUCK!
So do parents who smoke around their kids.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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How can we be on the same continent and we have cool rainy temps in the 60's?? Grrrr.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Joe: On 5 August 1987, while vacationing in Northern Ireland with Jennifer Grey, Broderick caused a fatal collision that killed 63-year-old Margaret Doherty and her 30-year-old daughter, Anna Gallagher.
Broderick was driving a rented BMW in Enniskillen, County Fermanagh, when he swerved into oncoming-traffic lane. Anna Gallagher, who was driving the other car, and her mother, were killed instantly. Broderick suffered a broken leg, concussion and collapsed lung. Jennifer Grey escaped with minor injuries.
Broderick was initially charged with reckless driving but later plead guilty to a lesser charge of careless driving and was fined the equivalent of US$175.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Linzee, it is amazing what the public will forget in time......
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
@Sheeps: How are you Sheeps! Have you been on holiday?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Whoaaaa. I've never heard "Trafficula" but it fits. Is that cuz of the wineries or Old Town or what?
ONT: Sue me.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Submitted by Linzee on June 20, 2008 - 8:48pm.
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Wha?? Matthew Broderick killed TWO PEOPLE???
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by Hekki on June 20, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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....what's this you say?....high heeled Crocs?....an old whore's dream shoe, I say!....gotta get me sum 'o that!...
Crocs are proof God hates us..
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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...I topped out at 110 at my house around 3:00.....Trafficulla will be cookin' tomorrow...stay cool, my friend...
Don't insult the Devil by saying Crocs are made in his workshop. The devil does have standards and Crocs are far to hideous for him to even unleash them on the public as a joke!
Submitted by Linzee on June 20, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Yeah, that story always galls me no end. I thought he paid the family a lot as civil damages?
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
I'm with Mrs. K and Mahaatma. Now I have a pair of the ballet slipper ones and ONLY wear them in the rain and when I'm taking the kids to the sandy playground. And my feet orgasm every time I put them on.
And, not that it matters, but I have seen increasing numbers of women in NYC wearing the black high-heeled sandal ones and the ballet slipper ones. You can't even tell they're Crocs.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 5:34pm.
heeheehee. Hey, how hot is it in the IE? It was posed to be 113 in the SF Valley today. I have to drive to the Temecula area tomorrow morning.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
As long as Matt isn't teaching junior how to commit a fatal hit-and-run DUI on an innocent mother and child...
Sorry, I still can't get over the celebrity treatment this dude got after killing TWO PEOPLE. Bitch got away with a fucking FINE.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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Granny panties=passion killers. That's not always a bad thing.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 20, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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...tricky's not the word - dangerous is more like it!...I have to practice for awhile....thank god it's only for 10 minutes or so...then back to the Crocs and granny panties....
He has got some man boobs goin on there huh??
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:35pm.
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...you're right, they are ugly.....I just don't care, though, I'm totally in love with them....
Migraineuse on June 20, 2008 - 8:36pm
I saw kid wipe out wearing those tennis shoe skate things built in them in the cereal isle while sassing his mother, karma took care of him.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Crocs made my feet sweat and then I got a blister. I have giant feet too..so the whole thing was a disaster. They are cute on kids and healthcare workers,,,
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 8:34pm
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Now Mahaatma that must be tricky going from the crocs to the lucite heels?
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Geez I thought that was Dan Ackroyd after Nutri System. It doesn't look like Mathew Broderick.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
HI HEKKI!!!!
I miss you!!! xoxoxoxooxoxoxooxox
xoxox
The war isn't working.