Monday, June 23rd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!

Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you've got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew - The C Word

Runner-up:

They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks. - Amanda L

Thanks TC

Posted by: Michael K


With all this attention surrounding Jamie Lynn, it was nice to see Casey and his best buds have a Guys Afternoon In after the baby was born. . . a GAI

apoet4life's picture

I swear, if one of you guys invited Amy Wino over I'll invite Michael Jackson to your kid's next slumber party!

Sure Brad, just wizz in one of the empty beer bott... oh what the hell just go where y'er sitting.

Grab some friends, get a bunch of beers, sit in a tub and wait for it to fill up.

P.T.Bull's picture

I have too much engineering background because all I can think is that the weight of the water will push the wall over, and I am wondering if they reinforced it somehow...

mmmmm...trailer skid soup....delicious!

nickiquick's picture

lol @ Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on June 20, 2008 - 1:21pm.

Taradise Dream Pool

Brillz baby, brillz!!

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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."

LoLo's picture

_Submitted by HEATHER on June 20, 2008 - 2:02pm.
UMM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEER GOGGLES?

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA

WINNER!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!

UMM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEER GOGGLES?

They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks.

JamesTheGreatest's picture

The Real World house takes product placement to the next level.

Kentucky: Home of the Smartest Rednecks

They were fully prepared to wait in line until the next Star Trek movie.

Kizzy's picture

What the Geek Squad REALLY does on a house call.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

The C word's picture

Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you’ve got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

prettylittlefish's picture

Jamie Lynn's at-home birthing pool, brought to you by Heineken.

beb's picture

Two beers away from a redneck watersports party.

Share a hienie with your kin

Sam's picture

Things were going great until the boys realized they weren't getting any tanner.

moosh's picture
Green Is Good's picture

Casey Aldridge's first purchase when he finally got his hush money.

The Harvard-Yale Gay Alliance calls their annual meeting to order.

moosh's picture

Jamie Lynn's home water birth/baby shower? Killin' two beers with one stone, y'all!
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puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

geminiryder's picture

As the sun begins to set, the fellas was wondering what they could do to keep the water warm.... then AHA! why not use the boiling hot dog water to heat things up. EUREEKA!!!

realu2fan's picture

Well I'll be, Brit has finally arrived, she has her very own hot tub.

geminiryder's picture

With the success of the Backstreet Boys reuniting album, their first purchase was a jaquzzi and unlimited amount of Heinekens, who knew they could be all in the same.

Nicole's picture

The one hot tub that you just KNOW people are pissing in.

-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

Why.So.Serious.'s picture

Britney 2.0 and family had a long day yesterday. It's nice to see them relaxing even if Maddie is nowhere to be found.

Oh well, they can always replace her with another.

Angeluz_4ever's picture

Taradise Dream Pool

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Look, I Jut Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.

Famousbeer's picture

Chris, Matt and Andy knew it was time to get out of the Heineken tub when Tom suggested they start bobbing for hotdogs. That was odd considering Tom asked them to take off their boxers before getting into the tub and no one could remember putting any hotdogs in the water.

nickiquick's picture

This sausage-fest brought to you by Heineken

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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."

Newportjoey's picture

These fools in Chicago made there year round Chirstmas Tree our of the Empties.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Heinie's is hot
Heineken's cold
Heinie's been in the pot
9 days told...

Nothing like a good college education!

im_effing_George_Clooney's picture

Spencer Pratt is getting REALLY desperate to get sponsorship for his bachelor party...the strippers ain't gonna pay themselves!!

DUDE's picture

Ahhh, the jet just kicked in.

Heyyyy, Goddammit Tom!

the DUDE! abides...

tig ol bitties

How many drunks does it take to make a hot tub? Duh, four!

Newly released pictures show exactly how K-Fed was able to win Britney's heart.

DUDE's picture

Champagne tastes on a beer budget sometimes works out. Just wait 'til the Taco Bell kicks in!

the DUDE! abides...

My skin's starting to prune. Is this from the hot tub, or my alcoholism? IDK...

~Sir Kevinalot~

Maverick2464's picture

"Hey Jethro, you still ain't gettin' any of my Heinie"

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

missy's picture

NOT A CAPTION:

sorry but that KICKS ASS!!!! :D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I knew all those donations I have given to homeless people would eventually pay off.
- Munkers

deejayspicerack's picture

not a caption, but is this in brooklyn?

The C word's picture

If Stace Hole was here we'd have a Jacuzzi.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Aphid's picture

The Spears Family have their version of "fancy-ass boilermakers" in celebration of the new arrival.

"Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach"...the bunghole?

~Sir Kevinalot~

Nicole's picture

The Spears family wasted no time in throwing a bash in celebration of little Maddie Briann's arrival.

-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

Famousbeer's picture

It's all fun and games until the Heineken beer shits start!

The "I am happy to be an alkie" Day Spa.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne