Monday, June 23rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!
Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you've got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew - The C Word
Runner-up:
They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks. - Amanda L
Thanks TC
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With all this attention surrounding Jamie Lynn, it was nice to see Casey and his best buds have a Guys Afternoon In after the baby was born. . . a GAI
I swear, if one of you guys invited Amy Wino over I'll invite Michael Jackson to your kid's next slumber party!
Sure Brad, just wizz in one of the empty beer bott... oh what the hell just go where y'er sitting.
Grab some friends, get a bunch of beers, sit in a tub and wait for it to fill up.
I have too much engineering background because all I can think is that the weight of the water will push the wall over, and I am wondering if they reinforced it somehow...
mmmmm...trailer skid soup....delicious!
lol @ Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on June 20, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Taradise Dream Pool
Brillz baby, brillz!!
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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
_Submitted by HEATHER on June 20, 2008 - 2:02pm.
UMM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEER GOGGLES?
AHHH HA HA HA HA HA
WINNER!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
UMM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEER GOGGLES?
They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks.
The Real World house takes product placement to the next level.
Kentucky: Home of the Smartest Rednecks
They were fully prepared to wait in line until the next Star Trek movie.
What the Geek Squad REALLY does on a house call.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you’ve got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Jamie Lynn's at-home birthing pool, brought to you by Heineken.
Two beers away from a redneck watersports party.
Share a hienie with your kin
Things were going great until the boys realized they weren't getting any tanner.
Casey Aldridge's first purchase when he finally got his hush money.
The Harvard-Yale Gay Alliance calls their annual meeting to order.
Jamie Lynn's home water birth/baby shower? Killin' two beers with one stone, y'all!
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puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
As the sun begins to set, the fellas was wondering what they could do to keep the water warm.... then AHA! why not use the boiling hot dog water to heat things up. EUREEKA!!!
Well I'll be, Brit has finally arrived, she has her very own hot tub.
With the success of the Backstreet Boys reuniting album, their first purchase was a jaquzzi and unlimited amount of Heinekens, who knew they could be all in the same.
The one hot tub that you just KNOW people are pissing in.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
Britney 2.0 and family had a long day yesterday. It's nice to see them relaxing even if Maddie is nowhere to be found.
Oh well, they can always replace her with another.
Taradise Dream Pool
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Look, I Jut Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.
Chris, Matt and Andy knew it was time to get out of the Heineken tub when Tom suggested they start bobbing for hotdogs. That was odd considering Tom asked them to take off their boxers before getting into the tub and no one could remember putting any hotdogs in the water.
This sausage-fest brought to you by Heineken
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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
These fools in Chicago made there year round Chirstmas Tree our of the Empties.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Heinie's is hot
Heineken's cold
Heinie's been in the pot
9 days told...
Nothing like a good college education!
Spencer Pratt is getting REALLY desperate to get sponsorship for his bachelor party...the strippers ain't gonna pay themselves!!
Ahhh, the jet just kicked in.
Heyyyy, Goddammit Tom!
the DUDE! abides...
tig ol bitties
How many drunks does it take to make a hot tub? Duh, four!
Newly released pictures show exactly how K-Fed was able to win Britney's heart.
Champagne tastes on a beer budget sometimes works out. Just wait 'til the Taco Bell kicks in!
the DUDE! abides...
My skin's starting to prune. Is this from the hot tub, or my alcoholism? IDK...
~Sir Kevinalot~
"Hey Jethro, you still ain't gettin' any of my Heinie"
Mav Out...
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NOT A CAPTION:
sorry but that KICKS ASS!!!! :D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I knew all those donations I have given to homeless people would eventually pay off.
- Munkers
not a caption, but is this in brooklyn?
If Stace Hole was here we'd have a Jacuzzi.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
The Spears Family have their version of "fancy-ass boilermakers" in celebration of the new arrival.
"Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach"...the bunghole?
~Sir Kevinalot~
The Spears family wasted no time in throwing a bash in celebration of little Maddie Briann's arrival.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
It's all fun and games until the Heineken beer shits start!
The "I am happy to be an alkie" Day Spa.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne