Monday, June 23rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 20th!
Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you've got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew - The C Word
Runner-up:
They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks. - Amanda L
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So this is what actually happens at promises
Happy Happy Summer Old Whores in about a hour..!
Redneck Buddy 1: "Casey, you should make a toast to Jamie Lynn and Maddie Briann."
Redneck Buddies 2 & 3: "Gone do it!"
Casey Aldridge: *buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppppp*
Redneck Buddies: [cheers]
~Sir Kevinalot~
MMM. MMM. Good.
People Stew.
I always wondered what that white stuff was floating on top of a mug of beer.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
OK now, whose Heinied heinie left a floater...
~Sir Kevinalot~
Big deal. I've been drowning in martini glasses for years.
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Silence hung in the air when Sven asked if anyone was hungry for beer nuts.
The all new specialty Guido Jacuzzi-featuring Heineken walls, free yagerbombs, and for a limited time only, new fucking haircuts!
Heineken brew masters add the "secret ingredient" that gives their beer that special amber glow.
recycled beer ? you're soaking in it !
It looks more like a "fool" party to me.
Clay Gayken's Father's Day Celebration Pool Party.
The "water" is from the all the Heineys. The "steam" is from all the chili ass queefs.
I personally think this is a really cool idea...but, I AM from the South.
lol
What I said was, "Let's go have a BEER in the HOT TUB"...morons!
100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer...
Take one down, pass it around!
99 bottle of beer on the wall...
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.
A frat boy's dream come true!
The Canadian 4x100 relay team brought their own hot tub to Olympic Village in Bejing.
Damn, that's a redneck's dream and an EMT's nightmare...four best buds (each drunker than the other) chillin' in the homemade jacuzzi, cases of Heiney by the pool, the truck bed liner filled with hot water, a trolling motor to make the bubbles and a pot of chili cooking on the hotplate right next to the pool.
...some people fall off the wagon - Joe decided to dive...
Ahhh... we like our Heinies warm.....mmmmm yeah we do.
kentwood memorial hospital was all ready just in case jamie lynn decided to have a water birth.
75 Boxes, looks like the boys are missing a few that are critical.
Those redneck rent boys...they suck dick for beer money and queef in the kiddie pool and call it a jacuzzi.
EXCLUSIVE! OK! Magazine has pictures of the Spears family first pictures after Maddie was born.
Edit : Not Shown is the Eldest Spears sister Shaving the babies bald head before dropping it and screaming YALL!
The boys cleverly found a way to not only drink piss, but to build a hot tub out of it.
If you build it, they will come ..
*excluding females, or anything involving vagina.
The Van Dyke Brothers of Amsterdam spent endless hours plotting their overthrow of the Jonas Brothers in an attempt to achieve world wide pop domination.
Baby Maddie is floating in the pot while Jamie Lynn, Casey, Britney and a mystery man relax in a pool...
Casey Aldridge celebrates the birth of Maddie by kicking back in Jamie Lynn's birthing pool before taking a nibble of the Spears family classic, Possum and Palcenta.
Finally! A look at Brit Brit's back yard.
This brings a whole new meaning to "German Sausage Fest"
We know the Dutch love their beer...I'd love to see what they do to show their passion for hash!
instead of waiting til Xmas for their next commercial, Heineken presents the Summer Holiday Turd Pack...
the product placement on Top Chef is getting really out of hand but at least the "cheftestants" got a hot tub in the stew room
New meaning to "Hand me a Heiney"
And people wondered why MC Hammer is bankrupt.
Charlie Sheen missed court today.
Most had a sneaking suspicion his disappearance had something to do with a bit o' heinie.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Heiny Diving Party: Not what Justin Timberlake expected.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The green room for A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila.
Why only boys: I misunderstood fellas, I thought you said get into some Clay Aiken not Play in Heineken.
"did it just get warmer in here?"
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When Timberlake gets here, we'll see his new itty-bitty speedo, and after a couple beers we'll see him without it, and after a few more beers he'll slide under the water and...
~Sir Kevinalot~
Can somebody pass me a Budweiser?
Seeing how the Dutch made good use of Amy Wino's empties after her one night only appearence in Amsterdam, the 2012 London Olympic commitee have just green-lighted a new aquatic venue in the heart of Camden.
We really need to meet some girls because, all of a sudden, this would rock!
Who farted? Something smells kind of skunky.
Bro, when I said I wanted to hang out in a jacuzzi and get some hiny, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. Not cool.