Friday, June 20th 2008
The Empress Of Luxury And Lucite Has A New Piece
What in lip liner purgatory do we have here?! The always expensive-looking Shauna Sand has a new john man. Apparently, his name is Danny Dahan. Hmm....I don't know about this one. He doesn't look like he can quench Shauna's thirst for the finer things in life. Well, as long as his sexy time skills can melt her exquisite lucite heels and curl the wings in her luscious rayon hair, that's all that matters. Shauna has Lorenzo's her own money.
Here's the epitome of elegance and glamour with her new toy leaving Koi last night.
Wenn
Shauna is a whore, you think Frenchie is surprised?
Is anyone here surprised?
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by Sheeps on June 22, 2008 - 11:30am.
Frenchie's being cuckolded!
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Yeah - but he must be used to it by now.
♥ You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep. I'm so excited. I'm in too deep!
Lean Like a Chola
Sheeps, the amount of "research" you do is staggering....I don't know how you do it.
(what with hooves and all)
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Tattoo free since 1952!
I just checked the court file online and she's still married (and using the hyphenated name Lamas). She filed her response to Frenchie's divorce petition on May 29th. Frenchie's being cuckolded!
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Operacion Repo which is co produced along with Areites Production who is ran by Francisco Aguilar, Operacion Repo has gained alot of viewers and fan following, which has made Operacion Repo very successful hit.
I agree Little Miss....How in the hell can she show her face in public after showing her privates? What a disgusting WHORE she is. In fact, the word "WHORE" is too good for her. Any man (or woman) that would be seen with her is as sick as she is.
Whatever.
Her face scares me.
Submitted by z-listed on June 22, 2008 - 4:05am.
Hey! We all saw her piece last week and it was NOT a pretty picture. How in the hell does she have the nerve to show her face or anything in public after that disgusting episode?
Someone should take her kids away!! Is this the role model little girls should have? She makes Denise Complicated Richards look like Mommy of the Year!
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How insane must be a person to suggest to take the kids away from a woman, who looks cheap or has not a pretty labia after 3 kids?
You know, there are a lot of unfit mothers out there, which look respectable and demure, but abusing their children big time. Don't make such a radical statements just because of someones' looks.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Hey! We all saw her piece last week and it was NOT a pretty picture. How in the hell does she have the nerve to show her face or anything in public after that disgusting episode?
Someone should take her kids away!! Is this the role model little girls should have? She makes Denise Complicated Richards look like Mommy of the Year!
Someone better tell this ol' scrubber she missed the boat about 15 years ago ..... I wonder how her kids feel about mommy being a middle aged over-the-hill excessively plastic-surgeried old bint? Lip implants don't make an old bag look like a young bag. Just an old bag with lip implants.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 4:51pm.
...bet monkey digits there can fetch a banana or a coconut out of a tree quicker than shit...
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No you Didn't.. That is hilarious stuff right there.. LMAO!! i loves you!!!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
wow who is see ........?
hmm she is looking very hot..but her boyfriend is is look like dump so please change it soon......?
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
She is fuckin foul.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Shauna looks so sexy!Just enjoy it!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
joe shmoe - I ment not the horny side, but the hooker looks. Why would an intelligent woman want to dress like a hooker? That question is still hunting me...
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
What an elegant Barbie princess! And her daughters can't wait to grow up to be just like her, I'll bet. A whole gaggle of elegant Barbie princesses! I can't wait for the record release and tour! I wonder how far Shauna's eyebrows will have travelled by then.
♥ Protection from the paplight.
Lean Like a Chola
It is so wrong that a woman like this exists now I must off myself. She looks like a trashy mini-Donatella...!
Your face!
What a fucking nasty skank, I hate this piece of trash, she's uglier than a rotten corpse!
i'm grateful shauna has on undies...
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sexy motherfucker...
I think her toes are the only reason she can wear these shoes all over the place,all the time.
I have a feeling that if we saw her at home she wouldn't be wearing anything like this. maybe she explains to the girls that the outfits are, well what they are, a way to get her picture taken. that still isn't great but she may be encouraging them to do something that won't require them to wear a costume.
she dresses them in normal kids clothes. nice, cute, but nothing overly attention grabbing. I don't mean mini whore outfits. there are clothes that are ok for kids that would attract more attention than what they usually wear.
She looks like she's wearing venetian blinds.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
You know, that triangle of thong showing through her dress reminds me of a diaper or a maxi-pad. Not sexy, Shauna.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Submitted by Little miss on June 20, 2008 - 5:52pm.
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After finding out that Shauna Sand has a degree and not that dumb at all she reminds me on the SITC episode when Miranda thinks that a whorey looking woman in a sex shop in LA is a hooker, but when they asked her about her profession, the woman is actually appeared to be a lawyer.
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That's not that surprising. A lot of lawyers frequent sex shops. They're a horny bunch.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Only one of the most classy, A-List celebrities of our time!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on June 20, 2008 - 6:41pm.
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Oh Jeffrey. Haven't you been following the Queen of Lucite Heels and her empire in the making? She's a Z list actress (not even sure if that's correct) who was married to Lorenzo Lamas and had a few kids with him and now roams the streets of LA in her lucite heels. She's kind of like Phoebe Price, minus the freckles. You know, her job is getting her picture taken.
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"Good, happy and squirmy", Clay Aiken describing how he felt to be part of a Broadway musical.
Who is she?
I don't like her outfit at all.
==She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.========================================
she really needs to wipe the crusty jizz off her teeth before going out in public...
After finding out that Shauna Sand has a degree and not that dumb at all she reminds me on the SITC episode when Miranda thinks that a whorey looking woman in a sex shop in LA is a hooker, but when they asked her about her profession, the woman is actually appeared to be a lawyer.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
when people like her get cremated, do you think they leave behind ashes, or just a little solid blob, like when you melt plastic?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
At least she has her dignity :o
the DUDE! abides...
What is wrong with dressing like a lady and not a common street walker? Is it because she is one? Am I missing something?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
...bet monkey digits there can fetch a banana or a coconut out of a tree quicker than shit...
wow. she's a vision in orange (spray tan) and lucite. poor guy. he's so drunk he'll actually willing to go home with her.
That is one tacky-assed, monkey-toed ho. I hope that dude's not into sucking toes 'cause you know her feet be rank and taste like plastic funk.
Ok, lets mark our calendars...June 19, 2008: the day Koi became the place that used to be cool.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
She is the definition of classy.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
I would guess that in Hollywood, a night out always consists of posing, in addition to going out to eat or clubbing.
Do they practice poses, facial expressions in their mirrors before they leave the house. Odds are Paris doesn't have to anymore. She's got the pose, etc down pat.
I am obsessed with her toe nails.
They are opaque, gigantic, long, white....lol.
That is all I see when I look at her.
"I see London, I See France
I see Shauna's Underpants
thru her skany dress"
okay, so the last line doesn't rhyme...I know.
Is it just me or does she always look like it's really hard to force a smile? Is she ill, in pain or something? Or is she just afraid she will fall in those heels?
Submitted by missy on June 20, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Is LA like on a different fucking planet or something?
yeah, pretty much!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Her makeup looks halfway decent..FOR HER!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by devilgirl on June 20, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I had the same experience.
Maybe there's a special handshake ;)
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I can't look at her now without seeing that WONK nipple of hers.....she is truly disgusting.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
devilgirl on June 20, 2008 - 1:36pm
When I first signed on here, I tried to get into the forum as well, the Mod/MK told me they were updating and what not, it was a couple months until I was let in.
IDK if that's happening again.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
This is off topic, but I am confused (nothing new really!)- I cannot register to get into the forum. Is it only for cool, special people, or can anyone play? I have tried many times but to no avail. I can't be that stupid not to figure it out, but appearently I am. Any advice?
BB,
Holy shit! Here too (on the plasma in the conference room)! AND they left early cuz Monday is GOLF LEAGUE!!! Then there is the Golf Outing coming up in July!!!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
Tan much, Shauna?
_Submitted by Clarisse on June 20, 2008 - 1:23pm.
damn i forgot about your story !
he should have done captions for the photo like lolcatz!
Ize in yer wife
stretchin her azz out
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!