Friday, June 20th 2008
TGIF!!!
What better way to start your weekend than by learning how to queef on command! You'll be the star at all your weekend parties. Seriously, the good hos at Jezebel posted this instructional video from "Stace Hole." This ho's vagina should audition for the NYC Opera.
I'm not going to lie. She has major skills, but I can ass queef Beethoven's entire Symphony No. 5. Can she? Yeah, I thought not.
Thanks Peaches
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Submitted by Mish on June 20, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 20, 2008 - 8:10am.
I all of a sudden just had the revelation........with those constant queefs, WTF does her house smell like?
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Trout?
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 8:25am.
Yeah, I love how MK calls farting, ass queefing.. Good call Migraineuse.. I'd still like to hear that Symphany being played tho. On Tape!! Not in the same room..
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Well, think about it, as a gay man, his ass is like, well, his vagina. Hence ass queefing.
>Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 12:08pm.<
>Seriously, what man would want to fuck her after seeing this "talent"?<
Actually, her ability to do it "on demand" indicates a very high degree of vaginal muscular control. I should think it would make here even more highly sought after. To be able to take in that much air and hold it and expel at will like she's doing in the video - well, damn, I'm impressed!
Everyone's got a different talent!
Submitted by M.E. on June 20, 2008 - 8:10am.
I all of a sudden just had the revelation........with those constant queefs, WTF does her house smell like?
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Trout?
Wow, just the skill I wanted to learn!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
If only my speakers worked, hah. I try my hardest to prevent this from happening, but when it does I ALWAYS laugh like an ass. Totally ruins the mood (for me)
I'm more disturbed over the fact that I actaully watched 30 seconds of it...
Hahahahahahahaha
My inner thirteen year old boy was just woken up by this ridiculous video.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 20, 2008 - 11:20am.
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oh shit, I thought those were kugels?? Im italian catholic :(
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Yeah, I love how MK calls farting, ass queefing.. Good call Migraineuse.. I'd still like to hear that Symphany being played tho. On Tape!! Not in the same room..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by missy on June 20, 2008 - 9:17am.
My friends who have had children say they queef a lot during sex. I tell them kegels, kegels, kegels!!
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Noodle or potato?
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I’ve got shpilkes in my geneckteckessoink!
Like, Isn't it the most embarassing thing, to accidentally queef during sex.. Like when he pulls out.. *blushes*, I've had that happen once. And yikes.. I made sure that never happened again.. Its like "You did that, Not me" *points at guy* LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by missy on June 20, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Keegles and some duct tape yo!
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Dear Experts, What does queef mean?
julliet16, 04.01.03
The Answer:
Dear julliet16,
Sometimes during vaginal sex — or when a woman inserts something in her vagina — air gets pushed into the vagina. When the penis (or another object) is removed, the air is released, and it makes a noise. Sometimes air is also released even if nothing is inserted into the vagina. "Queef" is a slang term that refers to this noise. This is totally normal and it's nothing to worry about.
Hope this information helps!
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I’ve got shpilkes in my geneckteckessoink!
hahahahhahaaa, oh LoLo!! how Ive missed you so!♥
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to all wondering:
a queef = basically a pussy fart. but its air that got in first, then pushed out, not gasses from inside.
My friends who have had children say they queef a lot during sex. I tell them kegels, kegels, kegels!!
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WHAT THE FUCK?
If any woman I know ever showed me her fucking TALENT i would have to smack the face off a bitch!
She needs a god damn bath tub stopper to plug that shit up!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Good luck getting gainful employment now fug face queef bitch!
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Am I to understand these "queefs" are coming from her no no zone? Ok, where does one queef and others enjoy it? Seems like a useless and gross ass skill to have.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
I all of a sudden just had the revelation........with those constant queefs, WTF does her house smell like?
*gagging*
Gross, yet so gross you cannot look away.
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Submitted by missy on June 20, 2008 - 8:53am.
I hung out with a bunch of strippers
hahahahahaha. Missy....
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Seriously, what man would want to fuck her after seeing this "talent"?
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 20, 2008 - 8:07am.
As if each and every one of you cant do that!
Oooooooh, not me i'm soooooo classy and demure, yeah right! :o) Hahahahahahahaha.
I know for a fact Clarisse can queef out the whole of 'Rule Britannia'! :o)
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Uhm, sweetie, just because we CAN doesn't me we DO. Especially on purpose!
Submitted by Euphoria on June 20, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Okay, I try NOT to do that on accident, so who would want to purposely pussy fart? She must have a "hole" the size of the Grand Canyon because I couldn't possibly get that much air in there.
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I say we get dangerous
oh man pussy farts are so embarassing I try not to pussy fart! although I have had my share lol!
ew.just.ew
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Her twat must be a gaping maw.
As if each and every one of you cant do that!
Oooooooh, not me i'm soooooo classy and demure, yeah right! :o) Hahahahahahahaha.
I know for a fact Clarisse can queef out the whole of 'Rule Britannia'! :o)
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 20, 2008 - 9:00am.
Does this mean she doesn't need contraception?
Yes, but only because men run the other way at rampant queefage.
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“Why not have a delicious ice lolly?” (DD)
Yeah Stace, that's something to be proud of....I hope your parents have seen this video.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Okay, I try NOT to do that on accident, so who would want to purposely pussy fart? She must have a "hole" the size of the Grand Canyon because I couldn't possibly get that much air in there.
DeeDee - now THAT would be a reason to queef on command. Lets look into this.
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Gross
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I say we get dangerous
My BFF in High School used to do that all the time to make us laugh.fffftffftfffftffftfffttffftt.
It was funny then....now it is kinda scary to imagine what was going on inside her pants.(she was never naked while queefing,mind you)
Does this mean she doesn't need contraception? She can just queef out them lil swimmers.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
And she wonders why no one buys her birthday cakes anymore....
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
omg I just watched the video... WTF!?!?!
fucking bizzare man
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Mum, meet my new girlfriend Stace. "Hi, pleased to *Squelccccccccccch* meet you!"
"Yep, shes a keeper son!"
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Ducksnorting.
No one has asked the most important question...Why would you ever NEED to queef on command?
What the FUCK did I just watch?
That woman has SERIOUS vagina issues.
Uhm, just because you CAN queef on demand, doesn't mean you should and making an instructional video.
No. Just, NO!
What the hell was THAT?!!. Tee hee. That chick is making me giggle like a special kid on a day trip.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 20, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Charming.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha-that made me laugh, one word!! :o) thanks, needed that!!
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Ducksnorting.
Bitch is all class! Emily Post would be thrilled.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by sirkevinalot on June 20, 2008 - 10:51am
hahahahahahhahahaa!
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I hung out with a bunch of strippers a while back and a few of them definately could queef on command. Strippers (or to be fair, these ones at least) loved to do all kinds of pussy tricks, like:
shoot a ping pong ball out the pussy 2 feet into the air
hold a lollypop stick in their pussies steady enough to dangle it above someones mouth
cum on command
The last one I swear to this day was just a little pee squirt....
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OMFG...nasty poon. She's Australia's "SnatchQueef Hunter." And reason #15169845744 of Why I'm Gay.
~Sir Kevinalot~
Best Friday Post Ever. That is all.
MK, there is no such thing as ass queefing. If an ass is involved, it's a fart.
But thanks for sharing.
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
I'm very skeptical...those "queefs" sound suspiciously like burrito farts...
Ewwwwwwy queefing!!! My friend taught her 13 year old neice how to queef on command. it's so classy.