Friday, June 20th 2008

TGIF!!!


What better way to start your weekend than by learning how to queef on command! You'll be the star at all your weekend parties. Seriously, the good hos at Jezebel posted this instructional video from "Stace Hole." This ho's vagina should audition for the NYC Opera.

I'm not going to lie. She has major skills, but I can ass queef Beethoven's entire Symphony No. 5. Can she? Yeah, I thought not.

Thanks Peaches


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I'm not going to even watch that video.

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allmywebsite's picture

whats the hale is going on .....?
this video is worthless and i hate this kind of fucking stuff...

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Just so so.I saw some new privacy news about her on site
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Ivana's picture

WTF! LOL! Stace Hole needs to be Hot Slut of the Month! Hilarious.

st_james's picture

she is definitely a keeper.

letinstar's picture

what a major talent...she'll be signed onto a reality show in no time...
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sexy motherfucker...

VooDooVixen's picture

Good Gawd........WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?!?!?!?! WHO WOULD FIND THAT TO BE A TURN ON!?!?!?!

Sorry for screaming, but I am in SHOCK!!!!!!!!

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madam s.'s picture

Umm... she's wearing pink and yellow hippo print pajamas. I guess that disconcerting issue gets lost in the overall content, though.

joe shmoe's picture

Oh the shame. She's Australian. *weeping bitter tears*

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nancypants's picture

Is this her on-one dating ad? How darned impressive! She must have men lining up at the door!

pixiestix's picture

i must be too tight to be able to do this.
her gaping hole must be gulping air like it's being suffocated.
gross.

Euphoria's picture

Somebody once sent me an email with a video of some chick shooting a kid-size football outta her cooch. It was from the same asshole who sent me another one with another chick who shot an entire bunch of carrots (including the stems) outta there. What the fuck is the obsession with stuffing shit in there and shooting it (including noisy air) out? I just don't get it. *scratches head*

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 20, 2008 - 3:06pm.

I had an ex that used to blow up my cooch when he was eating me, and it made me do that, I HATED that shit, and that is precisely why he became an EX. EWWWWW!!!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK?

I have only let a few boyfriends eat me out because most men have no fucking idea. But that is one of the worst stories yet! I would be in jail right now if someone had the audacity to blow air into my cooter like that!

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chrissy poo's picture

why oh why did i watch that?

Jaded_Rose's picture

Regarding ass queefs vs. farts . . . there is a difference. A fart originates in the GI tract. An ass queef is the result of a proper pounding of the no-no hole. It's just trapped air introduced into the naughty bits by a nice, fat cock (or dildo or finger-banging).

BTW - in my experience, vag queefs and ass queefs do not smell. Farts on the other hand . . .

parissucksliterally's picture

Oh yeah, that is my best "party trick"

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modianos's picture

Submitted by Cholita83 on June 20, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I was actually at a party once and some girl made everyone go in the living room so we could see her do something really cool. Then she got down on the floor and queefed. It was really awkward
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LoLo's picture

Submitted by Kizzy on June 20, 2008 - 3:14pm.

Does this guy live on 87th street in NYC?
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oklahoma's picture

Kizzy. that makes me mad. like seriously angry!!!! Here, I'm going to give you a xanax too, I'm sure you're mad just thinking about him!!! *hands over 2*

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Miss Katty's picture

And still single?
Shocking...

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Kizzy's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 3:10pm

He would stop when the air started coming out and watch it, he was a sick fuck, no doubt. It totally pissed me off, too, I told him to stop, and he did it again, I sat up, looked at him, and said if he did that shit one more time, I was going to backhand the stupid outta his ass.

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oklahoma's picture

Kizzy.. WTF. Did he like you queefing all down his throat? Wonder why he didn't just turn you over and have you fart in his mouth or nose.. Creepy huh? What a jerk, he made me mad when I read that. hmph!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Kizzy's picture

I had an ex that used to blow up my cooch when he was eating me, and it made me do that, I HATED that shit, and that is precisely why he became an EX. EWWWWW!!!!!!

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Brionity's picture

I can't even. Wasn't there anything on tv for fourteen years?

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

i'm so grossed out my that video.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hey Lolo...I had to respond...that comment was just asinine.

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Larray's picture

Oh Ma Gawd - what is that smell? I just puked in my mouth...

DR.FUNK's picture

I think I'm in love.

Aphid's picture

Curtain Flappers! Hey is that how "flappers" from the 20s got their name? All the bootlegged booze made them queef?!

Haha just kidding, I know they really got that name from flapping their buttcheeks together. Duh.

P.S. *smooches Bradi*

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Aphid on June 20, 2008 - 1:30pm

Beef Curtain Poppers!

Hi Slurt!!!
XXO

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islandgirl's picture

Is that anything like Bubble and Squeak?

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Aphid's picture

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 20, 2008 - 9:29am.
I don't even know how to make myself fake burp.
Vaggie Queefing?
On Demand?
Spooge Pudding.
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HAHAHA Spooge pudding! That would make it a bubbly queef. CUM BUBBLE QUEEF! Hahahaha

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I don't even know how to make myself fake burp.
Vaggie Queefing?
On Demand?
Spooge Pudding.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

LoLo's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 1:23pm.

YES THANK YOU!

Like i said, id slap the fug off her mug if she queef near me teef!
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Aphid's picture

Submitted by eggrollin on June 20, 2008 - 9:02am.
WTF. So this chick is FARTING through her vagina?

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Not a fart exactly. No fecal matter involved. She just draws in air and poots it out through her panocha.

parissucksliterally's picture

Submitted by t-bird on June 20, 2008 - 9:40am.

sorry t-bird...it is possible to have excellent control of your vaginal muscles and NOT queef. That is just fucking nasty.

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LoLo's picture

Submitted by Aphid on June 20, 2008 - 1:21pm.

HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!

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Aphid's picture

My best friend in high school was good at this, I was always SO jealous.

doodlewhore's picture

I tried queefing, but I just shit in my pants. What am I doing wrong???

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Submitted by t-bird on June 20, 2008 - 9:40am.

Actually, her ability to do it "on demand" indicates a very high degree of vaginal muscular control. I should think it would make here even more highly sought after. To be able to take in that much air and hold it and expel at will like she's doing in the video - well, damn, I'm impressed!
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Oh no no no....Highly sought after?? If I were a dude, I would NOT want to bang a chick who does pussy tricks for the world to see. Disgusting.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Now, Sheeps, My Sweet! Don't be telling everyone my secrets!!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by NitWitty on June 20, 2008 - 9:59am.
Here's another instructional queefing experience with Sue Johanson, the sex doctor!

Please tell me that wasn't already on your YouTube Favorites.

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eggrollin's picture

WTF. So this chick is FARTING through her vagina?

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 20, 2008 - 12:57pm.

I've screwed a coffee mug, and it didn't fart when I was done. I'm suing McDonald's for making the coffee so hot though.

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Cholita83's picture

I was actually at a party once and some girl made everyone go in the living room so we could see her do something really cool. Then she got down on the floor and queefed. It was really awkward.

NitWitty's picture

Here's another instructional queefing experience with Sue Johanson, the sex doctor!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wuErnYWF0&feature=related

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Bunny Rabbit's picture

Submitted by t-bird on June 20, 2008 - 9:40am.

Actually, her ability to do it "on demand" indicates a very high degree of vaginal muscular control. I should think it would make here even more highly sought after. To be able to take in that much air and hold it and expel at will like she's doing in the video - well, damn, I'm impressed!

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I totally DISAGREE. Refer to Euphoria's post below. She has a vag the size of the Grand Canyon in order to be able to take in so much air without any pumping action. Screwing her would be like screwing a coffee mug.

Hekki's picture

Oh, no! I knew a girl who could do that. She was way fucked up on drugs, and apparenetly she has been molested by her uncle. She was a really nice person.

oklahoma's picture

M.E.. Well i didn't think of it as that. But know I understand..Ass Queefing it is! lol

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!