Today's Crackie of Camden health watch update isn't positive Our little crackie might have TB.

The Sun reports that Wino has been coughing up blood from a chest infection. I thought she normally coughed up blood? You learn something new every day!

The docs also think she might have tuberculosis because of her massive weight loss and loss of appetite. Shit, that means 90% of those Hollywood twats have TB.

A source said, "She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain."

Wino is currently on a drip and the docs are trying to wean her ass of drugs. I'll rub my swollen nipple (don't ask) for good luck because they need it! The only way to get Wino off drugs is to get the drugs off her! That didn't make any sense, but I'm still drunk.

I will say a million prayers for Wino at the roulette wheel today! The roulette wheel is my own personal Jesus! Wait.....the doctors didn't say how her crackhive is holding up? Is it on an IV drip too? SAVE WINO'S CRACKHIVE!!!



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Deb hit the nail on the head. Winehouse has emphysema: http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/showbiz/showbiznews/2008/06/22/exlusive-am...

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Plu-eeeze. That woman does not have TB. She is coughing and spitting up blood because of all the drugs she sucks down by way of the pipe. She has ruptured membranes in her lungs. They will heal with antibiotics. Just spin control and sympathy. Neither of which is working for me.

sorry had to repoeat myself from earlier post. Too lazy to retype and I do not feel more symphathic toward her today.

Hope her real doctors are better than the spin doctors.

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sorry i hate this kind of pics who show her danger style...

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Poor Amy!Wish she can be well soon.Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site

nah! wino doesn't have consumption! she's coughing up blood 'cause she cracks too much; she doesn't look after herself.
i really hope that she's getting some very intense psychotherapy while she's in there. she's a mess; she needs help! NOW! YESTERDAY!

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Erm...how the fuck does someone who is NOT in prison just suddenly come down with consumption?!

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MK,the bartender at the Castro's best leather bar told me "if you ever get a nipple piercing, cut a tennis ball in half-or find something bigger-and tape it over your tit before bed.If you roll over in your sleep, that shit will hurt."

Interesting medical news about Winehouse. My mother is a Public Health nurse, and she worked the TB ward at the county hospital in the early 60's. She received hazardous duty pay & a chest x-ray, etc every 6 months. She got TB between check-ups and somehow walled the infection off in her lungs without any treatment or developing a cough. She had to take TB meds for 2 years, and to this day shadows show up on chest X-rays.

Doesn't everybody who smokes crack develop a hacking, blood-spitting cough? How can they find an un-tattooed spot for a TB skin test? Damn, cardiac arrythmia can occur for plenty of reasons,including lung diseases.

Winehouse may be doomed. As one lady here pointed out, TB meds are hell on one's system, even if one is in otherwise good health. Drug resistant TB is on the rise, especially in places where all public health $ is going on AIDS treatment & prevention.

I worked at a full-service center for homeless or desperately poor people for years without getting TB, Hepatitis, lice,(those little fuckers jump) etc-but the free clinic could barely keep up with the demand. I'm so mean that germs were afraid of me.Odd thing is I had to take med leave for a genetic disorder and I've been weird ever since. Can't stand to see or hear about anyone's pain without twitching-so MK I wince for your swollen nipple.
Get someone to kiss it better, ok?

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I have a hard time believing the TB story, but no doubt that mess is incubating all manner of weapons-grade viruses. Or maybe to paraphrase the Ya Ya Sisterhood, the only disease that can survive in that fucked up body is alcoholism.

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I swear to God, Charles Dickens couldn't have created Amy Winehouse from his deepest nightmares. Now Winehouse's pimps and pushers (management and record company) are denying that she has TB, but just a plain ol' chest infection. Also claimed that Winehouse did not cough up blood.

First crack face, and now crack lung? The crack cocaine screwed up her lungs that's why she coughed up blood. I say, bullshit, to Winehouse's PR. They wanna drag her lovely corpse-like body onto the stage for the Mandela show, Glastonbury and several European venues. Hence, all the denials. Wanna keep that money flowing........

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pomegranate wrote: I think they would have known by now if she had TB. If there was any fear of that, they would have quarantined her ass by now. Active TB is highly contagious. I call Bullsh*t on this story.

I do too. Hell, if it is active, the Crack Hive just infested the whole ER staff, lab, x-ray techs. I call bullsh!t also. If the Hive is so infested with TB, it should show up on a simple chest xray. Is she in a hospital or vet clinic?

Anyway, the hospital I worked at, used to screen all active drug abusers --channeling da Hive-- for TB anyhoo.

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she is disgusting.

First impetigo & now TB?!!! WTF?!

"Great now I have the mental image of Wino as that carrier monkey from Outbreak."

That movie scared the crap out of me! Wino as a disease-carrying monkey? That image works for me, sadly.

If she does have TB (and I say "if" because I still have trouble believing the hospital would miss it), I don't know how her body is going to fight it. My husband was exposed to TB years ago in the military, and his body couldn't even tolerate the med regime designed for people who test positive for it. And he was a healthy guy (except for being a carrier for TB, of course). Wino looks like she's the sickliest person in the Western World. I don't hold out much hope for her if this is true.

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Submitted by Reluctant Whore on June 20, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Everyone needs to chill out. She's doing fine. Winehouse is on top of everything and is ready to move to the next level.

Just everyone calm down.

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Submitted by claude66 on June 20, 2008 - 2:21pm.
She might have TB and she just recently flew to Russia and back on a crowded airplane. Nice.

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She might have TB and she just recently flew to Russia and back on a crowded airplane. Nice.

I think they would have known by now if she had TB. If there was any fear of that, they would have quarantined her ass by now. Active TB is highly contagious. I call Bullsh*t on this story.

Ooops! Good thing I read this before posting the comment!

Bradiful Bitch..."This is the same hospital that had NO IDEA what was wrong with her."

Sh*t...if they missed this, they should be permanently shut down. I shudder at the thought of who she could have exposed, if she does indeed have active TB.

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_Submitted by Reluctant Whore on June 20, 2008 - 2:16pm.

dang relectant whore, you must be like all reluctant to read too!

Bitch is not OK!
ha!
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Everyone needs to chill out. She's doing fine. Winehouse is on top of everything and is ready to move to the next level.

Just everyone calm down.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 20, 2008 - 10:28am.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was the HIV+ singer in a blind item not too long ago.

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saw that one too white pop singer with hiv everyone thought it was britney but amy makes more sense if you really think about it. she been slamming crack and herion she's been in close contact with pete dorothy getting into bloody fights with her junkie husband and it wouldn't shock me if they've shared needles

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Her hair looks like it's been injured. It's in bandages.

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Aphid's picture

I wonder if they'll have to make a custom coffin for her beehive? It'll be Charm Blow Pop-shaped!

Leatherette's picture

Time away from the cameras would do her a world of good. Maybe if she was carted off to a hardcore rehab and none of her enablers, including her druggie-in-despair-loving fans, could help her ass out, she'd have a chance.

But fat chance. Cue the Heath-Ledger-style "ooooh she was soooo GREAT, but TROUBLED, boo hoo" and on to the next Hot Topix-crowd-pleasing product. This shit is tired.

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Maybe she should have said yes, yes, yes to rehab instead of being a stupid partying junkie whore with too much time and money and the wrong friends.

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Plu-eeeze. That woman does not have TB. She is coughing and spitting up blood because of all the drugs she sucks down by way of the pipe. She has ruptured membranes in her lungs. They will heal with antibiotics. Just spin control and sympathy. Neither of which is working for me.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 12:44pm.

Big hugs man, you just made my day with that video
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Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 7:46am.
A real heart breaker
A pregnancy test taker
Pat Beenintar?

Yup. Some classics.

Heartbreaker (live, good sound): http://youtube.com/watch?v=glAPFCKiB6g

Battlefield: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lH3XwU5kXHU

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Scary. I worked with a woman that got TB because she was working with some sort of agency with the homeless. She wasn't contagious though, just something with the chest x-ray (?) It's sad though, I used to not give a crap about wino cbut I saw some vid of her a few days ago from 2004 where she's all healthy and smiling, her hair actually MOVES and it just made me feel sadness.

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UrbanCougar,
Sorry for the delay! I hate it when work interferes with D-List!!!

The Zipper Nipple clip...no, i'm not comfortable with that AT ALL!!!

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Michael K you be sure and go to downtown Vegas where the Elvis impersonators are. It's craptastically delicious.

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oh my god! this is soo greeat!! the drug free tour (if she does not die) is coming sooner than expected.. oh yes!!!!

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I wouldn't be surprised if she was the HIV+ singer in a blind item not too long ago.

HIV and TB go perfect with her chronic cooties condition, anyhow. I don't think the docs have anything to "subscribe" for that.

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ONLY TB???

I thought she would have about 25 different conditions including crabs, cirrhosis, hep-c, yeast infection, ingrown toenails, anal fissure, emphysema, scabies, and heroin addiction.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 20, 2008 - 10:47am.
Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 10:43am.

That homeless dude will have to collect an awful lot of bottles and cans to pay child support.

I wonder if mah bebe will be born with one of those bandanas tied around a stick?

I think i want this bebe to have the best of both worlds so i will let his crusty ass raise it on the weekends in the shed behind my house.

I dont want to be raisin up no spoilt ass bebe!
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Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 10:43am.

That homeless dude will have to collect an awful lot of bottles and cans to pay child support.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 10:44am.
Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 7:43am.

You're a rule-breaker--a rebel.

A real heart breaker
A pregnancy test taker

Pat Beenintar?

Whats that song im thinking of Sheeps?
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You're a rule-breaker--a rebel.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 10:39am.
A rising number of people in the developed world are contracting tuberculosis because their immune systems are compromised by immunosuppressive drugs, substance abuse, or HIV/AIDS. (Wiki)

I got TB by having sex with an under age homeless man when i made a pact with sixteen other girls to get knocked up while still in high school in Massachewshits!
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Can't wait for Amy's next single "TB, or not TB, that is the Question."

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joanne's picture

HIV is right up there with TB. Be safe and get checked.

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Refuses to be examined but admits herself to a hospital for help and care....HUH!? lol!

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I know this isn’t funny but I was irresistibly reminded of that great line in ‘The Addams Family’ when Gomez goes off the rails:
Morticia:’He’s coughing up blood’
One who marries cousin it: ‘What???’
Morticia: ‘Well, not like he used to’

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As awful as it sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she is also HIV positive, courtesy of "Blaaake".

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Yep, Clarissa (I love AR too) I think MK's partnerS didn't know what they were doing.

Ya think it was the Zipper Nipple clamp?
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-zipper_677.html

Sweet MK walked into a bar in Vegas, three bears thought he was cute...

Someone wanna write the next line?

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"That's why I'm gre-zaaaay
I'm greasy and
my ass is boooring"

I'm "kind of" evil

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Submitted by The C word: "Off topic (kind of): outside of the hospital and funeral homes, I have never seen so many adults crying as I did in Vegas."

That's what the marketers want you to forget. Most of the time when people gamble, they lose.

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Clarisse.. No lie, I think MK had those clamps plugged into his car battery.. a BIG No No.. They must have played Truth or Dare..

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She's lucky if TB is all she's got! Lets hope her father gets her ass to stay at the Hospital if ever there was a person who needed to be pink slipped its her.

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