Naomi Hangs Her Head In Shame
Naomi Campbell (or Nomi Macamball as my mother calls her) covered her face in shame today as she entered court. Okay, she's not covering her face in shame. She's probably covering her crumbling ass hairline! Homegirl needs to put some manure and donkey piss to make her hair grow back. It works every time. Not really, but I really want to see Naomi put donkey piss on her forehead.
And how the hell did Naomi get Porky Pig's pepaw to be her lawyer?!
So... Naomi pleaded guilty to four charges of being a Grade-A cunt! The charges stem from an incident at Heathrow airport where Naomi freaked out on two police officers. She also called them names like "blonde bitch" and "motherfucker." She so sweet.
Naomi will be sentenced later, but Magistrates told her ass they have a community punishment in mind. NOOO!!!!! Hasn't the community been through enough? Lock her up in the chokey! Maybe the hos in there can fix up her hairline.
UPDATE: Naomi's sentence has been handed down! Naomi was ordered to complete 200 hours of community service. She's escaped the chokey! Unfortunately, the community doesn't have a say in any of this. She will also have to pay $400 to each officer she attacked and $300 to the air captain. (The Sun)
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 20, 2008 - 10:16am
Ohhh I gots to get me one of them!
I once looked at a picture of Britney Murphy and Simon Monjack kissing on the red carpet and my computer reached out, stole my wallet, and kicked me i the cooter bone!
Then for the rest of the day, instead of my regular arrow to point and click, it was a tiny "f" and a "u".
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her punishment should be having people curse and spit on HER. Bitch. She acts she was the only passenger to have their bags lost.
Hope she gets the max 6 months jail time and remains banned from British Airways.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 20, 2008 - 7:00am.
She sounds like fun--and misguided. It's pronounced (in Japan) as written, but with a mixed L/R sound (since there's no R or L in Japanese). Why not call her on it and spice up your weekend?
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LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 10:11am
My browser is covered in diamond dust and was fashioned by Timex, takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'....
It has also lived through images of ShitShit, Wino and Phoebe Price.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
That man needs to be ousted by the community as well. DANG! That's disgusting.
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he's not related to the Pigs'
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Porky Pig has no hair
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See Petunia Pig above
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She's got to buy hair, just like Nomi's
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 20, 2008 - 10:10am.
What did your browser ever do to you Bradiful?????
My electric screen for internet talk melts with pink page fat mans stupid speak!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 10:07am.
LCT.. LOL, I thought he was the Price Line Negotiator..
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Hahaha oh Lordy now that you said that I totally see it. Only much more cavernous nose space.
And less 'cool'.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Clarisse: AH HA HA HAHA! Typical. I'm a pronunciation geek, but I will be the first person to say "Maybe we should try that new place - not sure if I'm saying it right - Cittanuova..." or I will look it up in the dictionary. But I guess some people don't even entertain the idea that they could actually be wrong about something.
Bradiful: It's kinda cute when parents do it, though.
I say we launch an assault on JJ and Perez, they have sent us their minions of doom, it's their turn....
You know this will be the weekend the High Holy Twins drop, *winkwink*, while MK is at the BlackJack table, hitting 21, his blackberry will go off.
Double Down MK!!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
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Submitted by reinvention on June 20, 2008 - 10:01am.
is he her coke buddy?
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he'd do it all
Hoovah Style
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the pig with the hairy nostrils
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so gross
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why isn't she Blackberry-smacking HIM upside the head?
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Submitted by The C word on June 20, 2008 - 9:38am.
I saw his profile on "trufflefinders.com".
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Hilarious!!!
LCT.. LOL, I thought he was the Price Line Negotiator..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
_Submitted by Sensimina on June 20, 2008 - 9:50am.
HA HA! Girl! you cant EVEN call that T-rex wiggle and that lame 1/2 kick dancing!
Im pretty sure thats what she was doing to those cops and the paps outside of that club the other night.
High kick * POW*
T-rex short arms slap * BLAM*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her attorney is an Orc.
Call the whaaaambulance. Naomi is having a bad day.
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Just look at the nostrils on that man! I bet he can smell what I had for breakfast from fucking Ireland!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
OH yeah, Bradiful..I'm glad you mentioned that, I forgot that MK was partying and wouldn't be posting as much.. Shucks. But he deseves it.. I guess we'll have to amuse ourselves.. We can play strip poker!!
Look there,, All Aces.. I won!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
is he her coke buddy?
My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Hekki on June 20, 2008 - 9:52am
Cliff Eastfield, hahahahahahaha
My dad, Matt Clooney and Brad Damon.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hekki,
Oh my god! I'm glad i'm not alone! My SIL prides herself on pronouncing things "the way they are suppose to be pronouced" cuz the rest of us dumb fuckers never get it right!
Her favorite...Ramen (yep the noodles)...she pronounces it Rah-may-een. Priceless.
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
Haha! Porky pig's Peepaw! Love it! And it is her in the sobe commercial? I wasn't 100% on that one. I do know she's actually a trained dancer.
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Submitted by Hekki on June 20, 2008 - 9:52am.
And my snotty SIL is always pronouncing expensive brands incorrectly. I'm like "Bitch, if you're gonna brag about it, at least get the name right."
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Does she have a Jag-U-Ar?
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
It seems they are cloning pigs into lawyers.
EGADS!...with nostrils like that , she must pay him with booger sugar!...
Submitted by The C word on June 20, 2008 - 8:38am.
Submitted by qurrtyboy on June 20, 2008 - 9:36am.
======He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
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I saw his profile on "trufflefinders.com".
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I should be cleaning, but this made me LOL!
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
MK wrote: "...or Nomi Macamball as my mother calls her..."
Oh my God, my mother does the same THING. It's very confusing sometimes. I had no idea who Cliff Eastfield was until she finally said, exasperatedly "Dirty HARRY!"
And my snotty SIL is always pronouncing expensive brands incorrectly. I'm like "Bitch, if you're gonna brag about it, at least get the name right." And the other one fucking corrected me on how to pronounce "orrechiette" very loudly and then the Italian waiter corrected HER. Ha ha.
I wish her attorney would hang his head in shame. His hairy nostrils are the stuff nightmares are made of.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Better yet, have them yell "bald and ugly."
Leave Naomi aloooone! Her career has been reduced to dancing with animated lizards in a Sobe commercial and sexing old rich dudes overseas for cash. She's also balding. You'd be bitchy, too!
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I wanted to see if MK posted anything new, I expected to see Nicole Richie and low and behold.
MK hasn't been to bed yet.
VIVA LAS VEGAS!
On T: Naomi needs prison braiding. And a prison tattoo.
Fuck her.
All the little bullshittery adds up to hard time in the court of public opinion.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by The C word on June 20, 2008 - 6:34am.
Morning! When he gets worked up in court, his face turns red and his jowls quiver.
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I picture him saying:
"Th-th-th-that's all folks!"
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
The lawyer needs a nose hair trimmer PRONTO.
Throw her overpriviledge ass in jail.
Or in a shark tank. Whatever is handy.
What they should do is line people up and have them throw cell phones at her while yelling "motherfucker" or better yet "fat and ugly"
She's really covering up her receding hair line.
Submitted by The C word on June 20, 2008 - 6:34am.
Morning! When he gets worked up in court, his face turns red and his jowls quiver.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)
Whoa nelly, someone cover me, i'm going in with the weed-wacker...
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
Good GAWD those are THE HAIRIEST nostrils I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Oh yah, lock Nomi Mccambles ass UP already. The bitches in the clink would giver her the attitude adjustment she so desprately needs!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Submitted by qurrtyboy on June 20, 2008 - 9:36am.
======He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
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I saw his profile on "trufflefinders.com".
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
William Shatner and Porky Pig have a love child out there.
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======He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.====================================
That guy needs a snout job, BAD! That shit is terrifying.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
She'll just find some way to turn this latest crime into a splashy magazine pictorial spread.
Put her ass in a real jail, where her weave won't even be a question. It will be removed!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 20, 2008 - 9:32am.
That is one rotund barrister.
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Hahaha - was thinking 'porcine'!
Also thinking that he should take some of that retainer and get himself one of those nosehair trimming wands.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Lock the crazy bitch up shit!
She already did her "community service" in NYC and bitch treated it like a session on the fackin' run way.
Stupid ho!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
That is one rotund barrister.
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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)