Naomi Hangs Her Head In Shame
Naomi Campbell (or Nomi Macamball as my mother calls her) covered her face in shame today as she entered court. Okay, she's not covering her face in shame. She's probably covering her crumbling ass hairline! Homegirl needs to put some manure and donkey piss to make her hair grow back. It works every time. Not really, but I really want to see Naomi put donkey piss on her forehead.
And how the hell did Naomi get Porky Pig's pepaw to be her lawyer?!
So... Naomi pleaded guilty to four charges of being a Grade-A cunt! The charges stem from an incident at Heathrow airport where Naomi freaked out on two police officers. She also called them names like "blonde bitch" and "motherfucker." She so sweet.
Naomi will be sentenced later, but Magistrates told her ass they have a community punishment in mind. NOOO!!!!! Hasn't the community been through enough? Lock her up in the chokey! Maybe the hos in there can fix up her hairline.
UPDATE: Naomi's sentence has been handed down! Naomi was ordered to complete 200 hours of community service. She's escaped the chokey! Unfortunately, the community doesn't have a say in any of this. She will also have to pay $400 to each officer she attacked and $300 to the air captain. (The Sun)
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Holy shit! She doesn't need to cover her face with her hair to hide from the paps- climb in that dudes left nostril, and you'll never be seen again!
Submitted by MizRo on June 22, 2008 - 8:22am
Supposedly, it's due to the fact she only has a record here in the US, but I thought at least one of her cellphone/blackberry fits were done in the UK. I'm with you, jail time would do her good.
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Why doesn't this bitch get jail time? Assault is not amusing and this is isn't her first time.
Campbell needs to get some class, some therapy and some real punishment.
Lord, I loathe her and her noxious sense of entitlement.
why do we committe that kind of mistake who make us same.....?
Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix
they need to make sure this community service is something she can't use to get attention. cleaning bathrooms? I don't know... but something that won't give her a "modeling" opportunity.
someone on tv said she needs to be locked up and "beat down". I thought that was funny. true but funny.
William Shatner? Separated at birth?
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there's a cellphone hiding under nay nay's hair, just waiting to be flung at the nearest underling...
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sexy motherfucker...
Her hairline must recede a couple more inches every time she freaks out on someone.
She's looking down so she doesn't have to see his nose.
Great story on the incident here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1027971/Naomi-Campbell-plea...
It seems her weapon of choice is still a mobile phone.
And I don't believe for a second that she was called "a golliwog supermodel" by someone at BA, that's just Naomi trying to justify herself as usual.
this shitbag gets away with anything.
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The war isn't working.
What's $400! I guess I could use that to buy gas for the week.
how creepy is that guys nose hair. Thats why she hired him. I couldn't focus on the story my attention always went to that nasty nose hair. LOL
That nasty nutter should be in a mental home, not a jail.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Hey!! MK's mother stole that name from 'Unzipped' The Issac Mizrahi documentary. Linda Evangelista says "Issac, How come Nomi McCampbell gets to wear the spiked heels and I always get stuck with the flats!?!?" Seriously, I watch that movie like twice a week so I should know!
Submitted by RJII on June 20, 2008 - 3:25pm
For reals, when you can see homeboy's tonsils from the top view, he's got some big damned nose holes!!!
Judging from the looks of her hairline lately, I'd say it's a good thing she's got the wig covering it up, LMAO!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 20, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I guess we know who NOT to invite to the coke party, that guy can do an 8ball up each nostril with one sniff
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too much wig and nostrils in that pic.
I guess we know who NOT to invite to the coke party, that guy can do an 8ball up each nostril with one sniff!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Her knuckles are ashy.
Of COURSE she didn't get jail time...she'll wear Versace to sweep floors again, then go beat the shit out of someone else.
RIDICULOUS.
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Forget her, is that guys dad a pig?
hahahahhahahaha Aphid!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
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I guess snorting coke isn't an option for that guy. How the hell would he hide that? He probably gets weird looks when he eats a powdered donut and accidentally inhales white powdered sugar!
DListed you're funny caling the lawyer porky pig..hahahhaha.
Wow he does look like a pig, must be his nose....
ewwwwwwww he has years of stuffed shit in his nose
gross.
i bet that shit is bigger than my crap && trust me that shit is big and hurts like a motherrr.
zomg - did not want to look up that dude's nose - reminds me of my gram's warning to my younger cousin, "Don't pick your nose or you'll get big ol' nostrils." eww
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 20, 2008 - 10:33am.
MK did that shit like two days ago.
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Ok, A) What the hellhole is going on in that picture. I think you could fit a nickle sideways into that dude's nostril. I haven't seen a hole that big since Patrick Ewing!
and 2) are there like 12 people in prison in the UK? It's Blaaaaake, and 11 other guys that had to have killed 50 people each and then tried to assault Prince Hot Ginge. Even those guys are only doing a 2-5 stretch.
Sic Luceat Lux
Mrs. K, wasn't the Twilight Zone Girl, Ellie Mae?
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That's downright ridiculous. You can read these words each day on the blogs, for example on this one.
If EVERYBODY who calls someone a bitch had to do community service there would be a lot of community service... and our world would be much better. They only filed a report because Naomi is a celeb.
How could you possibly take anyone with a snout like that seriously? I'd have to talk to him with my back turned so I wouldn't laugh in his face. I'm laughing right now!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 20, 2008 - 12:33pm.
I forgot about Seinfeld and "The Pigman" (read it in high school and it has many references to where I lived in it)!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 20, 2008 - 9:27am.
I swear that guy is a pigman!
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Seinfeld episode No. 69 "The Bris."
Kramer thinks that he has stumbled upon the secret product of government genetic engineering - a "pig man."
Also a fabulous book--The Pigman by Paul Zindel
For sophomores John and Lorraine, the world feels meaningless; nothing is important. They certainly can never please their parents, and school is a chore. To pass the time, they play pranks on unsuspecting people. It's during one of these pranks that they meet the "Pigman"--a fat, balding old man with a zany smile plastered on his face. In spite of themselves, John and Lorraine soon find that they're caught up in Mr. Pignati's zest for life. In fact, they become so involved that they begin to destroy the only corner of the world that's ever mattered to them. Originally published in 1968, this novel by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Paul Zindel still sings with sharp emotion as John and Lorraine come to realize that "Our life would be what we made of it--nothing more, nothing less."
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 20, 2008 - 12:04pm.
OMG! LOL!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 20, 2008 - 11:46am.
I have never in my life seen a stronger resemblance between a man and a pig.
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I am still laughing over this. It reminds me of an episode of the "Twilight Zone" (I'm old). In the episode, a woman was in the hospital and she was very upset because of her face (she was actually, beautiful). She thought she was ugly. Long story short: All the people were pig faces and she was the only normal one!
I swear that guy is a pigman!
It's manbearpig from South Park:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/Desleader/manbearpig.jpg
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 20, 2008 - 11:34am.
Thank you!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 20, 2008 - 8:33am.
"And how the hell did Naomi get Porky Pig's pepaw to be her lawyer?!"
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Aunt Bea: MK did address it, here:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26664
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"And how the hell did Naomi get Porky Pig's pepaw to be her lawyer?!"
I fucking love you, MK!
P.S. Why no mention of Mimi LaRue's passing?
I'm sick of this twat and her sense of entitlement. Throw her in the clink and let her battle it out with the hardcore jail hos. She'd end up looking like Crackhouse.
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Somehow, he makes us want some Red Pickeled Hard Boiled Eggs and some Slim Jims.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
i hate the fucking scab of a bitch! they need to make her ass apologize publicly like they do when a white person makes racial comments.
Enough of this shit!
OMG he does look like a relative of porky pig.
lol
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Submitted by Lor on June 20, 2008 - 10:27am.
"I am more offended by that man's nose hair"
You got that right! Those nose hairs have a life of their own.
I am more offended by that man's nose hair
joanne on June 20, 2008 - 10:22am
I know, I know...
I'm in the "returning the favor" kind of mood.
LoLo: LOL! Your 'puter be gangsta and shit.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 20, 2008 - 10:10am.
It would be fun, but....they won't let you post. I think her assistant already had the chosen ones.
Naomi could choose to make a difference with her life, but instead she's holding on to the superficial things and others bear the brunt of her unhappiness.
B.B.,
I'd be right there with you, but i'm "permanently moderated" (they kill my posts) over at Just Jolie and it's against my religion to go to Perez-land.
Hekki,
Yeh, some people are NEVER wrong. *rolls eyes*
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