Friday, June 20th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt from "Weird Science" - He's a professor of medieval studies now!



Posted by: Michael K


no. you are wrong. he does not work at texas a&m (he got his phd there and i guess taught there for a little while). he currently teaches at the college i work at. here is his faculty page.
http://www.angelo.edu/dept/english/smith_Ilan.html
also, i'd like to add "Gary, Gary, Gary! There are motorcycles in my house! "

sassykitty's picture

Touche' I always wondered what happened to him

Submitted by Dorothy Zbornak on June 20, 2008 - 4:20pm.
An ex-actor who became a college professor instead of spending the rest of his sad life begging for love on reality TV shows? I don't care what he looks like, he's still a hotass!

allmywebsite's picture

every dumb photo look very nice but actually they are not so good as they are and video i quite funny

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letinstar's picture

i love weird science...shave the beard wyatt...
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LunaChick's picture

I was so in love with him, when I was in Jr. High. I've always had a thing for geeks - I think he's even hotter now that he's a professor with a PhD.

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Dorothy Zbornak's picture

An ex-actor who became a college professor instead of spending the rest of his sad life begging for love on reality TV shows? I don't care what he looks like, he's still a hotass!

Lohohater's picture

he teaches at texas a&m university, the college thats in my town. same school jason castro went to.

I think he's still cute.

big balls's picture

"just gimme the whole bottle"

"tell you what, you bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass.."""

"i'll take it on the rocks..""

"he he he, thats what I thought"

M.E.'s picture

"EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better"

M.E.'s picture

"You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue"

Bill Paxton always has the best lines.

"How 'bout a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray"

big balls's picture

he's a fucking professor!! shut the fuck up!!!
holy shit.... i'd take his class to do him.. he's was way hotter than GGGAAAAAAARRRRYYY!!!

"you told me you were combing your haaaiiirrr!!!!"
ha ha hah ah ah hhah hahah haha ha ha!!!!!!!!

Poison Candy Apple's picture

"Well, my nuts is half way up my ass, but other than that I'm poifect!"

One of my fave movies EVER.

L♥VE,
PCA

"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"

M.E.'s picture

"Gimme de keys! Gimme de keys!"

"Didn't throw up? No? Maybe it was a dream then, you know... a very weird... bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Maybe we had malaria"

"Sexpot is what she is."

Man I love that movie.

gucci's picture

I freekin love wierd science!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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parissucksliterally's picture

"Why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

"It's ceremonial".

GREAT MOVIE....

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smacky's picture

Holy Moly He looks like SHIT!

Triscuit's picture

I always loved him.Funny that I went on to have a child w/an asshole named "Wyatt".

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Submitted by bertice_berry on June 20, 2008 - 8:08am.

this guy's haircut in that movie made things on my body clamp shut and tighten in defiance.
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*Snicker* Well, THAT paints a picture!

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 20, 2008 - 9:22am.

Loved that movie! He definitiely could be on VH1's "Where are they now?" segment.

did you not watch the video clip? that IS VH1's where are they now.

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 10:12am.

Yeah bitch! Use the accent when he is cutting too.

Be like, "Look, if you cant learn to not piss on the SIDE of the ToileT I promise Ill show you where the main artery is doll."
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oklahoma's picture

LoLo.. I LIVE w/ a messy man, too.. good idea.. I'll start using that accent also, And see if it works on him. My regular voice just seems to make him squirm and cut himself.. Maybe I'll get results w/ this.. LOL

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 10:06am.

I like to talk with her accent in that movie sometimes.

Pick up your socks you prick!
If you use a glass wash IT!

*ok i live with a messy man and it comes through in my comments sometimes*
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Submitted by LoLo on June 20, 2008 - 9:13am.
Dont be such a prick Wyatt!

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LMAO I can imagine that being said w/ that accent..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Hekki's picture

Awww, he's still cute. A little poofty, but cute.

birdie's picture

I wish I had a teacher that was a cutie pie like that. Weird Science was awesome.

soul's picture

WYATT still a cutie. :)
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VooDooVixen's picture

Weird Science is one of my alltime favs!!!!!!

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Miss Priss's picture

Weird Science! Good movie

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Clarisse's picture

You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue!

Aw! He's cute in a cream-puff, Oliver Platt sort of way.

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ChubbyWubby's picture

Loved that movie! He definitiely could be on VH1's "Where are they now?" segment.

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The C word's picture

He reminds me of Rojo Caliente with a beard.

Nicole Kidman's big hair, Weird Science....I am having an 80s flashback today. I may have to break out my old leg warmers.

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Stock Broker's picture

Weird Science is a great flick!

Bill Paxton was hilarious as the sadistic brother.

Wyatt now looks like he should be auditioning for "Axe Men" on Discovery Channel. Or "Ice Road Truckers".

=====She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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LoLo's picture

Dont be such a prick Wyatt!

Awww he is still cute in a chubby baby face way
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TheBreakdown's picture

Damn!

Sometimes, time is most unkind.

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mike's picture

medieval should have four syllables, folks.

gross.
this guy's haircut in that movie made things on my body clamp shut and tighten in defiance.