Troll TV
We already have 10 million reality shows featuring boring ass celebrities, why not add another one to the pile?! TV Guide reports that Janet Jackson will develop a new show for MTV. Janet will search churches, YMCAs and places like that to find the next big music star. She better search strip clubs too. There's some mighty fine talent in those joints.
The show will be shot in the next few months, before Janet goes off on her world tour.
Okay, I'm all for this as long as Troll Dupri co-stars in this mess! He's one of my favorite trolls, because he looks friendly and cheery. Not like those evil Olsen trolls! Troll Dupri looks like he'll dance a jig for you on command and rub your belly with his bald head when you're feeling down.
And LaToya Jackson better serve as the dance captain and stylist. If Janet doesn't involve Troll Dupri or LaToya in this shit, it's going to blow-o. Shit, it's going to blow anyway!
Here's Janet and Troll Dupri at some Cartier event last night.
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How about going to those places and actually doing something USEFUL like donating money so more people can get help?????
hmm this is not a good couple but ok if she like her then no problem
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How can Janet allow her fine, surgically enhanced assets be touched and groped by this treasure troll?!
I'm disgusted by my own mental images of this foulness!
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does this show sound like something good to watch? I don't think so. :(
he looks like the singer from OK GO in the Here We Go Again video!
I'm "kind of" evil
she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----
-"WealthyDater.com"----- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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They should do a show where the cameras follow him back to his hollow tree and watch him bake cookies.
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LOL...I always call JD a gremlin! But he's rich...I might be convinced to hit it...
I'm glad Janet went back to her good wigs. There was no excuse for that tacky shit she was wearing a few months ago!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Janet is channeling Jill Scott in that 3rd picture....and I'm not implying that Janet is as talented as Jill Scott.
Wonderful...if I, Rumplestiltskin would ever desire to leave the icy hellhole that is the Hinterland, a troll such as I could find true love with a hot woman like Janet? (Mz. Jackson if your'e nasty)
Life in America is good indeed...my wife here looks more like a combination of Christine Maroni and Rosie O'Donell..except she weighs 300 pounds and is 4 ft tall...this is the general apppeaarance of the womenfolk in the Hinterland..but she makes a mean "abominable snowman" stew, and a kick ass elderberry martini as soon as I walk in the door....
still, a troll like me can dream to live the life of Dupris.
She looks really bloated and hiding some weight gain in those huge pants. Why is she always wearing such huge pants? Did she really get some ribs removed or what?!
Your face!
Janet's a fucking retard just like the rest of the Jacksons.
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I have no idea why, but I love Miss Jackson. Crazy, huh?
Anyway, I've decided that this weekend I will get my lips and eyes done.
I little nip, a little tuck.
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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.
Hekki, Kelly Clarkson is the other one, but most have mediocre, or no career.....
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“I thought I knew you, I got a new view; I thought I knew you well...."
-No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
Why do the winners of these talent contests never make it really big? I mean, of all the American Idol and other crap, the only people I can think of who made it "big" are Clay Aiken and Carrie Underwood.
Janet looks like she wants to stuff her face into a giant bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy. That dame is hungry! Hungry makes a bitch cranky.
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 19, 2008 - 11:57am.
I liked VH1 better back when it was a Mammy and Pappy version of MTV and had Pop Up Video.
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I loved "Pop Up Video." In fact, I still watch the closing credits of "Music and Lyrics" because its done in "Pop Up Video" style.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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...we all know the next "big" star will be Janet herself.....250 pounds "big"....
Why is he always sticking his tongue out?!?!?! Every picture he's in, he has that stupid face.
Janet will drop dead early....she has put her body through so much strain with all her weight gain and losses......so sad. She should remember Luther Vandross...
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
The next "big" star? Please, how can someone who hasn't had a real hit album in about 10 years gonna find the next "big" star?? That's like Paris Hilton trying to find someone skankier than herself. Not gonna happen! MTV should do a reality star about Janet trying to find her career, now that would be good television.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Janet looks cute but you can tell she's depression eating and soon she will be big Janet again, wearing big black shoulder pad blazers with like chains on the arms and stuff. She's sad about her album and girl can put on like 100 pounds in three months.
I liked JD way back before he had to yell "yeah" and "so, so def" in EVERY DAMN SONG! We know you produced that shit, hush puppy!
And I miss pop up video too, the facts were so random. also, Daria is the best show (and character) that ever was.
...bitch better hurry her ass up while she's slim for the next 10 minutes....isn't she due for her regular ballooning up soon?...
That Dupri fellow is all sorts of nasty ugh....Some men can rock the bald head but not him he looks like a shit I took a week ago.
Yikes. They sell better wigs than that at Sally's.
ENOUGH OF THESE CRAP SHOWS!
Can't someone think of something ORIGINAL?
Sheesh!
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“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit is such garbage man.”
- Ice T on the sad state of rap music
Submitted by Sensimina on June 19, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I liked VH1 better back when it was a Mammy and Pappy version of MTV and had Pop Up Video.
The first time I saw VH1, I remember thinking, "is this a channel for Van Halen?"
You know Janet only stays with him because she's addicted to Lucky Charms.
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"Troll Dupri looks like he'll dance a jig for you on command and rub your belly with his bald head when you're feeling down."
ROTFL!!!!! hahaha! my coworkers probably think im nuts, trying to silently laugh my ass off. i can picture him doing a leprechaun dance! Cuz aren't leprechauns nice trolls? i duno. And Sensimina, I agree. whatever happened to pop-up video? i miss that show from back in the day. that and daria. seriously, it all went downhill when they started "The Real World."
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Since when was Janet Jackson a white person?
how short is this dude? I thought janet shopped in the petite section?* I know she wears high heels, but damn.
*well I think she would if she shopped the places I shop.
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Why doesn't Leslie from Austin have his own show?
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
She's going outside her family to look for a new star, LaToya and Jermaine are going to CUT HER!
WTF does she KNOW about talent?
She's nothin' but Jimmy Jams and the other one's incarnation.
Manufactured and Fake!!!
Call her Miss Hackson if you're Nasty!
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I liked VH1 better back when it was a Mammy and Pappy version of MTV and had Pop Up Video.
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Don't they know of American Idol and America's got talent????? THERE IS NO TALENT LEFT!!!!!
I AM OUTRAGED
I AM TIRED OF THE TV!
FROW YER TVIES OUT THE FUCKING WINDOWS!
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She should look around for her family's dignity while she's at it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I thought that the writer's strike was over.
Also, MTV and Vh1 should change their names to ass-kissing shows about has-beens.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I like his outfit. Nice jacket color. Even looks good on the Weeble
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No no, this could be ok. If Janet and LaToya slap at each other a lot and pull hair because Janet won't share her millions with LaToya it will be great.
LaToya just wants a few party invites she doesn't have to lie for.
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Awww, look at Webster, all grown up and dating Janet Jackson.