Thursday, June 19th 2008
Attack Of The Bitch Ass Thong
I'm sure you've already heard the story of the woman who was denied the sexy by one of her Victoria's Secret thongs. The woman was on "Today" this morning where she explained her traumatic experience. You see, when she went to put the thong on to get her sexy on, the metal part slapped her in the eye. She had to go to the hospital and everything. Don't laugh. She almost DIED!!!!
Of course, the chick is suing VS and wants C-A-S-H.
I can't wait for this fucking trial. The grouchy thong must be vindicated! It will take the stand and say, "Your honor. I had no choice but to slap that nasty bitch! She kept putting her panty pudding all over me. It was self-defense!"
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We only see her upper half, but I'm betting it only gets worse as you go down.
First of all, kudos to Meredith Vierra and her extreme journalistic professionalism. My ass would have been laughing from the getgo.
Second, why in the hell is Mercreda trying to shove her fat ass in that thong? THAT'S why the damn thing popped. It couldn't take anymore resistance.
Jeebus lady, get a clue.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Word!
Now Victoria's Secret will have to put the tensile strength of the fabric on the labels. I bet that bitch stretched it way past the point of no return.
She should have just bought a used pair like the ones that come from vending machines in Japan.
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What the hell was this stupid idiot doing besides trying to wear a thong?. Was she trying using the thong as a sling?. Please someone explain this dilemma. Anyway, common sense tells me that this was most likely an accident caused by this woman, instead of being the thong's fault. But well, she's stupid and greedy. I assume she doesn't feel ashamed of trying to milk Victoria's Secret and looking like a complete moron in the process.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on June 19, 2008 - 10:30am.
Isn't there an age cutoff to buy VS products?
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There fucking should be. Bitch should have known that her fat ass couldn't fit into the thong, therefore snapping the shit in half and it just so happens it hit her in the eye. THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS!!!!
Why the fuck were her underwear in her face?
And stupid ho, that fucking thong didn't want to be your ass floss for the day! Fuck, that shit would get LOST in there.
She probably had to stretch the damn panites so far to fit over her fat ass ... the damn things SNAPPED! Thongs should come with a weight limit!
That's her fault for shopping at VS. Frankly, I'm always disappointed as hell when I walk in there trying to find somethin' sexay-like. I have big boobs and none of the bras fit me right because even the D cups have SHITLOADS of padding in them...WTF? Is their bra line exclusively for chicks with small tits who wish they had D's?
And their thongs...I've seen those fucking stainless steel backed thongs, and that shit sells for like $40. I can go to Rue 21 and rifle through the 5 for $5 bin and find the same shit that you'd find at VS.
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1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2) above $25K? for what? a sore eye? Whatever.
3) Ladies when you pick underwear make sure it's in your size!! (not the size in your head, but your actual size!!)
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Too bad it didn't actually k!ll her. Damn.
Man. Celebrity gossip is super boring today. Regular news is more interesting. Didja all look at CNN today?
Jamie Lynn Spears pops out a girl and Scott Baio's baby has something. And Roto Rooter sucks kitten from drain - TO SAFETY!!!! Check it out!!
http://www.cnn.com/
Oh, Sweety...Just because clothes do come in 4XL, doesn't mean you should wear them.
Does Victoria Secret make a 95FFF bra?
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Because of course it's VS's fault this ho is stupid.
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She is trying to be so composed but you just know she wants to go seriously ghetto.
Another example of the media focusing on bizarre-sounding lawsuits so that they can make all lawsuits against corporations seem frivolous, so that an increasingly cynical public will agree to legislation limiting the individual's right to sue - "tort reform" that only helps corporate interests.
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Congrats to all involved (sans 'victim') for keeping straight faces.
I know I couldn't do it.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I guess that's what happens when one has a FUPA. Or so I heard.
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Isn't there an age cutoff to buy VS products?
You'll poke yer eye out!
You'll poke yer eye out!
You'll poke yer eye out!
NEENER NEENER You didnt get no weiner times!
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If I were the attorney for VS, my defense would be, how far did that fat bitch stretch that thong to make it snap? Please. Sounds like the cow was trying to pour her gigantic ass into a thong a few sizes too small.