Thursday, June 19th 2008
Attack Of The Bitch Ass Thong
I'm sure you've already heard the story of the woman who was denied the sexy by one of her Victoria's Secret thongs. The woman was on "Today" this morning where she explained her traumatic experience. You see, when she went to put the thong on to get her sexy on, the metal part slapped her in the eye. She had to go to the hospital and everything. Don't laugh. She almost DIED!!!!
Of course, the chick is suing VS and wants C-A-S-H.
I can't wait for this fucking trial. The grouchy thong must be vindicated! It will take the stand and say, "Your honor. I had no choice but to slap that nasty bitch! She kept putting her panty pudding all over me. It was self-defense!"
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 19, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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...hi joe!....nice to see you too!....damn life is cutting down on my Dlist duties....I'm way behind on my ass-ripping and finger-pointing!....
Dumb-dumb should've ditched the thong and gotten a good bra instead. Her boobies are scaring me.
This annoys the f$ck out of me. Mainly cause I had a nasty car accident with an 18 wheel truck....but to sue it fell under federal law, I wasn't considered injured under fed law. *grumble grumble*
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by missy on June 19, 2008 - 3:48pm.
NYC lady - absolutely! I personally think there should be laws set up to prevent frivolous lawsuits... think of the billions of tax-payer dollars that go to processing these types of suits in our courts.
America: the land of EXCESS!
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I used to have a few thongs with claps on the side. They were really cute and gave the hubby easy access cuz all he had to do was undo the claps on each side and voila! instant vagina. Anywho, me being a person with a functioning brain, realized once I gained weight that it was time to retire them. If I had been like this lady, I would've walked around with my thong exploding all the time. Get a clue and buy a bigger thong, lady!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Hey, if fattie ain't afraid to sue for trying to fit a size 58 into a size 12 thong, i ain't afraid to get laughted at!!! MEN MUST PAY BOOB TIME!!!!
Men, your time's a cummin!
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No more BJ's for free! Ok, that's not true. Free BJs are fun. Just more boobtime. Let's write letters to send to the government.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
helloo peeps...i was kidding about the panty parade thing yesterday, but i think mk took note and has run rampant with it...he mustn't be stopped though, panty parades are awesome
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment
Submitted by mahaatma on June 19, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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Mahaatma!!! Haven't seen you in ages! How are you?
On topic: Wow an exploding thong. Who'da thunk it?
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Le petit chat~Emile Debraux
LCT,
"That's fecking GENIUS. Manditory Mammary Attention Act. I LOVE it.
Wow, I almost want to seriously implement this. Actually, I do, I just don't want us to get laughed at on CNN. "
Hey, if fattie ain't afraid to sue for trying to fit a size 58 into a size 12 thong, i ain't afraid to get laughted at!!! MEN MUST PAY BOOB TIME!!!!
Men, your time's a cummin!
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“Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print! “Ctrl+P” print!
I saw this on Today. It was effing funny. I am not sure how much of a claim they have. Her eye injury was muy serious. I felt about her eye but she reminded me of Monroe. I just couldn't take her serious and I laughed.
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
Submitted by YayaGirl7 on June 19, 2008 - 3:09pm.
her atty's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
looks like a real tool, but you'd have to be to take a case like this.
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WTF? I would never hire an attorney that has a MySpace page. How did you find it?
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 19, 2008 - 9:16pm.
You quoted me in your sig! Aw, that gives me warm fuzzies. Thanks.
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Couldn't resist.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
NYC lady - absolutely! I personally think there should be laws set up to prevent frivolous lawsuits... think of the billions of tax-payer dollars that go to processing these types of suits in our courts.
America: the land of EXCESS!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Did she ever think maybe the thong was too small? I think it's ridiculous that she would sue over something so silly. People need to get lives these days and actually work for their money instead of trying to sue for any little thing.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 19, 2008 - 3:37pm.
mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 5:24am.
....my thong tried to lacerate my pussy and climb into my asshole uninvited the other day....I should sue too...
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Why that sounds like an open and shut case of "sexual harrassment" to me!!! = $20 million
Add to that,
pain and suffering = $5 million
the humilliation from being in a public place when the ATTACK occured = $25 million
and of course you will need to be compensated for your legal fees!!! = $3 billion
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...LMAO!....and the shit-eating grin on my face....priceless!....
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Aw. You'll just have to settle for being damn near perfect, then.
Amen sister. Mike is a cutie! He needs to come up to New York City, haha
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Was she licking the skidmarks off and *SCHTAAAAANNNGGGGGG* greedy cow, shoulda waited for dinner.
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Ducksnorting.
That attourney sure is a windbag. Reminds me of a politician, dancing around the questions.
mahaatma on June 20, 2008 - 5:24am.
....my thong tried to lacerate my pussy and climb into my asshole uninvited the other day....I should sue too...
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Why that sounds like an open and shut case of "sexual harrassment" to me!!! = $20 million
Add to that,
pain and suffering = $5 million
the humilliation from being in a public place when the ATTACK occured = $25 million
and of course you will need to be compensated for your legal fees!!! = $3 billion
Submitted by xxyxz on June 19, 2008 - 2:31pm.
HI MAMA!!!! my trip was FAN-FUCKIN-TASTIC! thanks for asking :)
how was the move?!?!
so happy to be back at the D with all the sluts :)
♪♫reunited and it feels so goooood♪♪♫
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Stutter on me baby!
ST ST ST STUUUUTTTERRRRRRRRRR!
ha ha ha !!!!!!!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by mike on June 19, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 19, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by mike on June 19, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Mike, are you Canadian? Because if you are, that would make you perfect.
Nope, native North Carolinian (but you'd never guess it).
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Aw. You'll just have to settle for being damn near perfect, then.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 3:24pm.
LCT,
We start a petition...
Manditory Mammary Attention Act
Target: Men
Sponsored by: D-List
For many years, the lack of attention that men spend on their significant others boobs has been a dirty little secret. It's time to open the blinds and shed a little light on this disturbing trend.
The M.M.A.A. would:
•reduce BJ beg time. a happy partner is a willing partner.
•increase the enjoyment of both men and women. a happy partner is a willing partner.
•provide required boob glory for women who have to lug them around all day (especially PMS boobs!). a happy partner is a willing partner.
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That's fecking GENIUS. Manditory Mammary Attention Act. I LOVE it.
Wow, I almost want to seriously implement this. Actually, I do, I just don't want us to get laughed at on CNN.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 19, 2008 - 9:16pm.
You quoted me in your sig! Aw, that gives me warm fuzzies. Thanks.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
good afternoon whores.
Hi Missy. How was your vacation?
Submitted by KD on June 19, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by mike on June 19, 2008 - 2:11pm.
An attorney with a MySpace page? I'm speechless.
Looks like the account was deleted. Nice move.
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I read a few of the comments before it got pulled...looks like he JUST passed the bar.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I have every hope the judge will throw this parasite and her douchebag lawyer straight outta the courtroom!
....my thong tried to lacerate my pussy and climb into my asshole uninvited the other day....I should sue too...
LCT,
We start a petition...
Manditory Mammary Attention Act
Target: Men
Sponsored by: D-List
For many years, the lack of attention that men spend on their significant others boobs has been a dirty little secret. It's time to open the blinds and shed a little light on this disturbing trend.
The M.M.A.A. would:
•reduce BJ beg time. a happy partner is a willing partner.
•increase the enjoyment of both men and women. a happy partner is a willing partner.
•provide required boob glory for women who have to lug them around all day (especially PMS boobs!). a happy partner is a willing partner.
lol they are almost laughing!!! is this a joke?
Next time she is going to sue the milk man for her sassy boobs.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 19, 2008 - 3:17pm.
When giving oral to a woman imagine printing all the letters of the alphabet with your tongue. :)
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I think someone already taught mine that cause DAMN. Never ever had to scold him for the flabby tongue head wag.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by mike on June 19, 2008 - 2:11pm.
An attorney with a MySpace page? I'm speechless.
Looks like the account was deleted. Nice move.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 19, 2008 - 3:17pm.
When giving oral to a woman imagine printing all the letters of the alphabet with your tongue. :)
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And stuttering is acceptable.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
For the ladies who have big boobies and want to keep them in place AND want a comfortable bra, I suggest a Curvation one. The ones I have bought are made of stretchy durable material. I stay away from the over-stuffed, over-decorated, made-with-hard-textiles bras because I want a minimizing effect on my boobs. Besides, the Curvation intimates are not expensive and are quite durable.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
For her age, thongs go on the feet not her ass.
Mel-Tang on June 20, 2008 - 5:06am.
Woot Woot! Make sure you give a shout out to all the d-listed hoarz when you make your appearance on Nancy Grace!!!
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Nahhhhh Matey!
Fuck Nancy Grace...I think I need? who is that yankee lawyer chick now? Gloria Allred? < Yeah her! (colour of my face)
I will take my story "world wide"!!! Appear on "The View" and everything....!!!
grrrrrrr
LoLo, LCT,
Teach them this:
When giving oral to a woman imagine printing all the letters of the alphabet with your tongue. :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Was alcohol involved? That's the only way I can fathom this scenario.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
I don't know if anyone pointed this out, but it looked like the metal part was supposed to be on the back of the underwear. How did it pop out to hit her in the eye?
Anything for a buck I guess
Victoria's Secret Angels Secret Embrace (strapless/convertible)...
Best. Bra. Ever! It keeps the girls under control and looks fab under everything. I wore it under a gorgeous Sangria halter dress while dancing at an outdoor wedding in balmy Hilton Head, SC. It made the girls behave without tugging and yanking them under control until I unleashed them later. *wink*
sensi - remind me tomorrow to tell you which one it is that I have at home. It is the BEST most comfortable bra EVER!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 3:06pm.
I love it so much!!!!! *CRIES*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by YayaGirl7 on June 19, 2008 - 3:09pm.
her atty's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
looks like a real tool, but you'd have to be to take a case like this.
An attorney with a MySpace page? I'm speechless.
Thanks ME, I'll look into that shit!
Speaking of frivolous lawsuits, I'm thinking about filing one against my cunt bitch landlady. The wooden steps leading up to our apartment are falling apart! Me and my fiance saw a dude running down the steps and one of the bottom floorboards cracked in and he fell!
We've been planning revenge against this whorific bitch for months now. She's a grade A scammer and she deserves it.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
her atty's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
looks like a real tool, but you'd have to be to take a case like this.
Submitted by LoLo on June 19, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Forget about the knockers
Lips on clit times NOW dumb slut man friend!
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Oh I TOTALLY agree on that one. I'm talking about the prerequisites of clit times.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by jim on June 19, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Are you fucking kidding me, this fat bitch just doesn't want to work anymore..fucking lazy cunt wasting our tax dollars in court!! I would counter sue this fuck for being a fucking idiot who bought underwear to small for her fat ASS!!!
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a-fuckin-men jim. you rock♥
hi the rest of the sluts♥♥:)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by cycloneb on June 19, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Mel-Tang
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Sue all of them. :)
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Yeah! Fuckin' A!
I am gonna sue the pants off of all of them bastards!!!
Woot Woot! Make sure you give a shout out to all the d-listed hoarz when you make your appearance on Nancy Grace!!!
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 19, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Men don't fondle their women's boobies enough.
Forget about the knockers
Lips on clit times NOW dumb slut man friend!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 19, 2008 - 3:04pm.
LCT,
HERE HERE!!! Let's start a movement.
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How do we do this? Pass a government bill that requires a man to boobie-fondle for at least 5 minutes every Saturday morning which must be following by 5 minutes of oral mammary fixation?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.