Friday, June 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!
Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign. -urmomma
Runners-up:
Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again. - hollatyourgirl
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop. - Hoozer
Thanks ReeRee
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His inner child, inner cowboy and inner transexual Japanese chikan, apparently never grew up.
Man, what I wouldn't give for some of Lindsay Lohan's leggings right about now!
Goddammit Billy Ray, I told you to stop wearing Miley's clothes!!
What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!
I LOVE Leslie! (I live in austin) He's more of a man than alot of so called "men". I was riding the bus one day a couple of years ago & Leslie got on in his black, patent leather, thigh high boots and short zebra striped mini. He grabbed a seat on the full bus, until a couple of stops later this woman gets on. She had alot of bags and was weighed down pretty heavily. Well....out of ALL of the men on that bus, guess who actually GOT UP and offered her his seat while all of the other "men" just sat there???? Yeah...Leslie! I think he did it so he could stand up in the aisle and show off his stuff! lol! Really...I love this man!
Pillowparade....Your caption made me laugh outloud, I love it.
LESLIE!!!! Ahhh...the local transvestite!!!! How Austin loves him.
His match.com profile only showed a headshot so when he told me he was going to ride me off into the sunset I assumed there was a horse involved and not this.
...and then god created anal warts...and it was good...
Thanks to a dedicated team of airbrushing techs., the final product for David's new Armanii underwear ad's looked nothing like the original shots.
When Clay Aiken tried to "Butch Up" for his Texas fans he took some unfortunate advice from Sally Kirkland.
It was a difficult decision for her, but after relaxing her signature beehive hairdo, Amy Winehouse was able to escape the hospital and pass through the streets of London completely undetected.
Mickey Rourke's sloppy seconds.
This is what happened to Marilyn Manson 30 seconds after tasting his own Mansinthe.
"They have named her Maddie Briann".
Oh Jerry Hall and her antics...
I LOVE LESLIE!! Who hasn't partied with this tranie! Forget Chicken cutlets, we should be promoting Leslie!!
OMG, I saw this guy when I was in Austin, TX two summers ago. He was wearing a MUCH nicer outfit the night I saw him though. Hot stuff.
I can take the penis squished in the bikinis, the belly shirt exposing a hairy treasure trail, the purse not matching the hat, but socks with sandals...Bitch Please!!
The Marlboro Man was broke until he pawned most of his cowboy gear to get his smokes.
Texas. Where men are men and the cows are nervous.
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Ducksnorting.
oh look its bono
The ubiquitous Leslie!
That guy is great, he's always taking pics with tourists and then hitting them up for cash.
oh yes they call him the freak, look-at-that look-at-that! ray stevens makes his comeback with "The Freak"
Its well known in Texas that Heath Ledger is not really deceased, but instead researching his role in Brokeback Mountain 2: Tranny Boogaloo.
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What? Too soon?
Poor Bret Michaels. Next season on Rock of Tranny...
Glad to see he took his granny's suggestion and wore a sweater.
Cynthia Nixon is so pleased that Rojo has decided to dress more feminine.
p-save?
how does this guy menace others?
is he violent?
Presenting:
The entertainment for the Republican National Convention
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
It's Leslie...big fucking deal...this asshole ran for mayor of Austin a few years ago...he's a menace...
Nick Nolte's researching a new movie "Austin Trannie CityLimits"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
i love leslie! even in the winter she wears bikinis. correction... thong bikinis!
Please, if you had legs like that you'd do it too.
Ted Nugent showing Barack there is more to him than God and Guns.
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
LOL@ saturn.
i always heard good things about austin texas.
I'm not liking this new look/life style Mickey Rourke is going for.
The Naked Cowboy's Pepaw.
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
Some people call me the space cowboy.
Some call me a fucking tranny freak.
Hicks with dicks.
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Ducksnorting.
Lezlie should be hot slut!!! LOLOLOL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I think Leslie needs to be the Hot Slut of The Day, and give Phoebe Price a run for her title!!!
It wasnt until her fifth session with a new doc that Shauna Sand realized it wasn't Botox he was giving her.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
OMG! That's Leslie. He's the unofficial town mascot of Austin, TX. Swear to god, he's this transvestite who wears the craziest outfits around town and he runs for mayor every election. Supposedly he's secretly super rich and he's got a super-high IQ. In my opinion, you're not considered an official Austinite until you've partied with Leslie at some point. Leslie for Prez 2008!
Hey, you were supposed to RETURN Matthew McConagay's other flip flop, not WEAR it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Damn, Mickey Rourke just goes from bad to worse.
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I am HOT, dammit, I still got it, you ho's just haven't seen a pro in action in awhile.
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My Milkshake runs the boys from the yard,
Damn right, they're nastier 'n yours,
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*laughs*
this guy should BE our next president.
If you don't give to Trannies Care...
*this* is what can happen!
www.myspace.com/triston
When Jimmy Bob, Cletus and Stinky see this pic of their bud Mincey Jethro, damn, hes gonna be embarrassed....socks with sandals?
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Ducksnorting.
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Trannies.
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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Oh shit! I just noticed he hashim some little boobies too!
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