Friday, June 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!
Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign. -urmomma
Runners-up:
Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again. - hollatyourgirl
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop. - Hoozer
Thanks ReeRee
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Submitted by hoozer on June 19, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop.
WINNER!!! Hahahahahaha :o) danged dinkle. el oh el.
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Ducksnorting.
The lone star cow whore is ready to ride again I see...
MAN! I feel like a woman....
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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. -Slater "Dazed and Confused"
Hes been wearing those edible panties for 3 months now, why havent they been eaten?
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Ducksnorting.
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop.
I remember meeting Leslie when my daughter was about 5 and she was very confused! She's said, "wait that's a man, but not really!" He's awesome.
You people act as if you've never seen a picture of Sheeps on his way to work.
Everyone politely looks away when he starts a pickin' and a grinnin.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
viggo mortensen has been caught preparing for his next role in "the lord of the street walker"
Mickey Rourke's walk of shame after leaving the Rokbar in Miami.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Marc Jacobs has replaced Posh Spice with a new model as the face of his campaign. He wanted to go in a more feminine direction, and Bob's shapely legs were what sealed the deal.
Submitted by hoozer on June 19, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Damn. You're right ELB. We may be the only ones who haven't given this guy a cig on the streets of Austin. lol.
Sheeeeeeeeet hoozer, ol' Les sucked my dinkle in Austin y'all! :o)
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Ducksnorting.
... From the smash hit movie of "When Harry met Sally" comes the sequel "When Harry becomes Sally" which is set to hit theaters in July
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
The secret Victoria doesnt want people to know about.
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Ducksnorting.
Trying to catch a ride to the rodeHO....
"the Big Lube-owski"
Damn. You're right ELB. We may be the only ones who haven't given this guy a cig on the streets of Austin. lol.
Wango Tango indeed! Rock on Ted
the DUDE! abides...
Have you seen my baseball?
Suddenly, the phrase; Save a horse, ride a cowboy, takes on a whole new meaning.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Billy Ray sought to show that Miley isn't the only member of the Cyrus family that could take controversial pictures.
The Rhinestone cowboy, finds himself in a new strange world.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Looks like a red neck prostitution sting
Transvestite, more like transtitevest.
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Ducksnorting.
Jethro considered himself to be a true Charlotte at heart, but his fashion choices always screamed "Samantha," leading him into the arms of all the wrong kinds of men.
Jesus Christ, all of a sudden every poster knows this tran and is from Austin, strange!
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Ducksnorting.
It's like "the closet" got a colonic.
Funny, the cops never asked Larry to see where, exactly he carried his concealed weapon.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
Oh my god! It's my Arbonne salesperson!!
Les is always ready for a quick deposit.
His T-Shirt Says... " HILLARY 2008: What a Waste of a Good Vagina"
That totally is Leslie. I used to work on 6th Street in ATX and he sat in my store ALL day, drinking whiskey, bumming smokes from me and talking about what he would do if he won the lottery. He has a big thing about the idea of riding in a pink limo, waving out the moon roof and having two twinks suck him off. He also has a story about a German Shepherd that made me practically vom. I think he's kind of full of shit, but he's entertaining just the same and always a good photo op when you're visiting Austin. He also ran for mayor. Seriously.
I'm embarrassed FOR you.
I'm going to have to side with Bill Murray's wife on this one. It does look like shooting Lost in Translation in Japan affected him.
The actual 5th character of Sex and The City.
Star Magazine, June 19, 2030. Maddie Briann celebrates her 22nd birthday by showing off her new postsurgery look.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Why does Bono have tits?
Paging Cowboygirl Bill Hirosaki, Paging Cowboygirl Bill Hirosaki, you left your pants on the bull again.
Brokeback Mountain 2: Taking It To Tha Streets!
And all this time I thought ZZ Top's lead singer wrote the Legs song about women.
Urban Cowboy 2008
What happens in Austin no longer stays in Austin.
I don't get it...it was a hit in Japan.
WTF there can't be that many idiots. It's almost as if they are setting up these photos just for Dlisted.
I see Barry Gibb has been tapped for the Urban Cowboy sequel.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I once grabbed Leslie's "boob" (actually a blown-up balloon) at a bar in Austin. He then slapped me in the face and told me, "I'm not a lesbo!" God love him.
After much debate, Emporio Armani's advertising executives ultimately opted for Beckham's photo shoots instead.
When coming out of the closet, it's usually good to decide exactly what you are coming out as first.
Charlie Sheen must not pay well.
Leslie promoting his mantra that "Less is More."
Leslie!! woohoo! we love him down in Austin.