Friday, June 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!
Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign. -urmomma
Runners-up:
Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again. - hollatyourgirl
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop. - Hoozer
Thanks ReeRee
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Gallagher went from working comedy clubs and busting watermelons to working the streets and busting balls.
Proof that Willy Nelson's Always on My Mind was written to that girl when she was only 9 years old.
A refugee from the Mustank Ranch.
Gnight ELB! Looks like you'll get to meet every dlisted poster except me at the party. You might want to leave your dinkle at home for that one!
All dressed up and nowhere to HO!!!!
What they'll find when they go looking for the Sex and the City ho's 10 years from now for another blockbuster.
Samantha has really let herself go.
If he turns around, you'll see why they call it "skid row".
i been waitin' for yer all mah life Maddie Briann.
Mickey Rourke partied too hard & got his dates wrong; Madri Gras is in February, sport...
Submitted by meadowgirl on June 19, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Lory: next time i go up to Austin...i'll take pix! i used to have a pic of him in a fucking thong with "Keep Austin Weird" written in Sharpie on his ass cheeks and riding a fucking bicycle...but i lost it when my hard drive fried. nothing is better than seeing that shit with a big group of tourists!!! you can see him all the time out and about on 6th St. & Congress at the bus stop in front of Starbucks! *LOL*
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I don't live in Texas and I already love him! I'd carry a picture of his hot ass in my wallet. I am not kidding!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Hes ugly and his mother dresses him funny.
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
And to think Armani chose David Beckham....
Did anyone get his ATM number?!?!?!
Sic Luceat Lux
Accessorizing is for people with hope.
Brokeback Betty forgot her skirt again...
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
Yesterday, a simple airport baggage handler. Today, Lindsay forgets to retrieve her bag so "what the heck". Tomorrow, cover of MAXIM.
Lory: next time i go up to Austin...i'll take pix! i used to have a pic of him in a fucking thong with "Keep Austin Weird" written in Sharpie on his ass cheeks and riding a fucking bicycle...but i lost it when my hard drive fried. nothing is better than seeing that shit with a big group of tourists!!! you can see him all the time out and about on 6th St. & Congress at the bus stop in front of Starbucks! *LOL*
and he loves him some tacky chonklas. ooh, child they are a hot mess!
A thinner belt would really help that gunt stand out.
Submitted by meadowgirl on June 19, 2008 - 1:28pm.
oh shit! that's the infamous "Leslie" of Austin, TX! i sat next to him on the fucking bus! he had on a fucking taupe pantsuit, cork wedge chonklas and a motherfucking honest-to-God SOMBRERO!!!
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Next time you meet his ass, ask for an autograph. I sense Hot Slut of the day material...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
"It's just a Daddy that really loves his daughter."
And apparently his daughter's clothes.
oh shit! that's the infamous "Leslie" of Austin, TX! i sat next to him on the fucking bus! he had on a fucking taupe pantsuit, cork wedge chonklas and a motherfucking honest-to-God SOMBRERO!!!
he's a homeless activist and former Mayoral candidate. :D
socks with sandals is sooo tacky.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Wait a My Little Pony Parker minute, is she already filming the second Sex and the City movie?
Those shoes do NOT match that purse!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Guy on the phone: “Yeah Mom, I got the tickets, thanks. But I wanted to see Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, not Dr. Hooker and the Prescription.”
Night hoozer, i'm off to party with Leslie in Austin tonight!!
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Ducksnorting.
He really could've completed the look with a pair of tactful kneepads.
His name is LESLIE!!!!! He runs for mayor every year in Austin, Tx. we love him here!!!!!
When Dlisted readers pitched in to buy Michael K a hooker for his BDay, this is all we could afford. It's the thought that counts right!?
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Wow, it's my ex-husband!
Submitted by bertice_berry on June 19, 2008 - 6:14pm.
sorry, ElB, i totally narfed your caption, just to make a shitty Suzanna Somers reference!
:)
Narf away!! :o) Hahaha!
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Ducksnorting.
Ah yes. It is summer time again. So lets all brace ourselves for a whole new crop of Matthew McConahay pics.
Harry Potter fans celebrate all over the world the happy news that Dumbledore is alive and camping it up in Texas.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
sorry, ElB, i totally narfed your caption, just to make a shitty Suzanna Somers reference!
:)
Though her friends can't quite put their fingers on it, they all agree that something seems different about Britney following her experimental weight loss procedure.
She's the Sheriff
The master of reinvention, Jesus has decided his second coming will be WAY more controversial than the first.
Maybe Ted Nugent is as conservative as we all think
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.
All you so called Austinites: STFU, no one in Austin likes Leslie the Tranny Bum. Go back to California you dicks
I see that at least one person has purchased Victoria Beckham's new line of clothing.
Jeff Bridges was pissed. He said he wanted to play WHITNEY, not BRITNEY.
OMG, has anyone told him that those white socks look silly with sandals.
Jamie Lynn's doctor struts his/her stuff down to the local Kentwood ATM to cash the Mommy Makeover paycheck.
I bet he'd like to shoot up the sheriff!
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Ducksnorting.
Amy Winehouse has never looked better.
See, I told you the shoes clash with the purse, now your whole outfit looks ridiculous
I've saw a fruit stand on the street, but never a fruit standing on the street.
I see that the Scientology meeting has dismissed.
Oh my God it's Leslie!! He is an Austin legend :-)