The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!

"I'm a little bit cuntry. It's the other feller that's a little bit rock n' roll."

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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.

"Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys..."

My Home Ec teacher used to say that the way to a man's wallet was through his mouth an if you wanted ta git him ta come eat you should set a perty table.

Hey Michael K!! That lovely specimen up there is Leslie from Austin. Get this peeps, Leslie ran for Mayor and came in SECOND PLACE!! No joke. I didn't believe it when I moved here, but I've since met Leslie (who asked for our left over Mexican food at a local outdoor cafe) and he/she is OSSUM. Thats right ladies and ladies, OSSUM> Awesome. Check it out, I don't make this shit up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran

Enjoy!!!

Billy Ray Cyrus finally realizing his career is now shit, results to trying Miley's career as a prostitute.

"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

I think he's got beautiful legs!

(Monty Python reference)

Submitted by SteveOBoston on June 19, 2008 - 3:03pm.

For those that would like to learn more about our local legend, check out his Wiki. Yes, he has a Wiki. If you're nice, he may even add you to his MySpace.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran
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Leslie qualifies for a Hot Slut nomination!

Paris Hilton's new line of clothes...for um, er...men?

For those that would like to learn more about our local legend, check out his Wiki. Yes, he has a Wiki. If you're nice, he may even add you to his MySpace.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran

a scene from Hollywood's latest remake. Midnight Cowboy 2...Queer Bait.

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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne

Just be greatful he is not running for President.

After a weekend of shameless debauchery, Cletus was just glad to leave New Orleans with both kidneys... and his dignity.

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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08

If Guy Ritchie had listened to Dennis Rodman years ago this whole mess could have been avoided.

Is there anything Bono won't do to win a Nobel Peace Prize?

Well I'm standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona and such a fine site to see! WHAT?!? They finally put an ATM in here!

Even when he models it himself, Perez Hilton can't sell his Hot Topic clothing line.

Mamas don't let yer babies grow up to be...
whatever the hell that is.
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After a wild night out at the RamRod, Butch thinks to himself, "If Becks can stuff a sock down there, why can't I?"

Wow. so many of the SpiderTranny quips from yesterday would work with this one :D

ZZ Top's Ugly Li'l Brother:

ZZ-Bottom(less)

..........Dad?

Does this jacket make me look fat?

The Marlboro Man....out of work and finally able to show off his feminine side...

My other manties are in the wash

Dog the Tranny Hunter

All his friends in Scientology said it couldn’t be done but.... Tom Cruise has finally transformed Katie into the kind of wife he can truly relate to.

No wonder we can't find him, Osama's been hiding in plain sight.

"I was just researching a role!" said Rob Zombie.

Eric Roberts in Pretty Whoa Man II

After his career stall, Bono started a new business venture, "Bono's Boners". Unfortunetly, his bandmates opted out for early retirement.

Um excuse me sir....do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

The Brawny paper towel advertising campaign directs its attention to the state of California.

Bobby Ray couldn't help but think it was his big feet that always gave him away.

I took this the day dad decided to become mom....but with legs like that, who could blame him?

**Submitted by bertice_berry on June 19, 2008 - 1:46pm.
If he turns around, you'll see why they call it "skid row".**

lmfao!

hugs y'all
xoxoxo

His boots were made for walkin but they took his pants, his identity, and his mind along with them.

Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign.

hugs y'all
xoxoxo

Kile Petty without Nascar!

Tommy Lee goes country in 10 years due to many nights of getting drunk and swimming in really cold water.

that is Leslie. He actually has lots of money. He hangs around the streets of downtown Austin, TX. Lots of people get their picture taken with him. He is actually a very cool guy. And he loves pink thongs

Aaron Eckhart is not an eccentric dresser,
he is simply researching the role.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK

Taking a break from his busy job of saving the world, Bono makes time to promote the release of the new U2 album.

Wait a second...there was a fire hydrant here just a second ago!

Never let your straight friends pick the stripper for your gay bachelor party.

Fleetwood Mac needs to do a reunion tour before it's too late.

Caught on Tape! A top Nickelodeon executive tries to make a discreet 'deposit' into Jamie Lynn's bank account.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA

Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

Owen Wilson has taken his rehab advice to heart and makes sure he ALWAYS has on clean underwear, even if they are actually underoos.

matthew mcconaughey has gone from topless to bottomless.

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Sara M.

Charles Manson makes a daring daylight prison break.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.