Friday, June 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!
Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign. -urmomma
Runners-up:
Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again. - hollatyourgirl
Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop. - Hoozer
Thanks ReeRee
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My mothers date for tonight.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Back in the day Macho Man Randy Savage used to be the one who liked to "Snap into a Slim Jim". These days, he prefers having one snapped into him. OH YEAAAAH!!!
FAIL
Bono readies himself for a remake of the Desire video.
Jules
House of Jules
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you know you want to read it... House of Jules
Glamour DO NOT WANT
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A video movie could improve your life.
His one night stand with Mary Kate truly hit its lowest point when he woke up with all his own clothes gone and was forced to wear hers.
Meet Kid Rock's first cousin, Kid Fuck.
I traded my pants to Lindsey Lohan for this handbag...but you know it was totally worth it!
Sheyrl Crow doesn't know the half of it
To borrow a controversial line:
"Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas.." Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks.
And yet so many can't wait to claim this guy?
Go figure.
Yes, this is a joke, don't send me hate mail or bulldozer my CD's, man.
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MK! I'm here to make all your birthday wishes come true! ~Love, Andy.
yep! Good ole Leslie from Austin keeping it weird.!!
Super nice guy!
Hey...y'all lay off Leslie. He's cool.
http://www.austinexperience.com/scenes/scenes_leslie.html
Worried that the dream he had about the 6-point buck and beastiality was a foreshadowing, Ted Nugent tried to blend in as best he could.
Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again.
You know, when I bought it, I felt this hat was a little over the top, but here we are and it sets off my shoes perfectly.
Hat..check.
Jacket...check.
Purse..check.
Dammit, I know I am forgetting something....
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
"Some people call me the space cowboy...Some people call me the gangster of love...some people call me Maurice..but for twenty dollars you can call me anything you want!"
"The difference between me and all the other cowboys is my unique ability to accessorize."
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
"Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be trannie cowboys."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Gawd, I almost wore the same thing today. How embarrassing would that have been?
Ewwwww......that is all that comes to mind.
" I don't think anyone in Philadelphia jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentileman." - R. Bennington
Major fashion no-no! Since when is it okay to wear socks with sandals?
MOM?!?
DAD?!?
Now that's what Tommygirl is up to when he leaves and tells Katie "Don't ask".
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I know that guy!! That's "Leslie" from Austin, Texas!
Lohan lets herself go since she has no reason to get up and go to work.
Who knew that the Marlboro Man was Cross Dresser?
Yeah Leslie! We love Leslie here in Austin, TX. He keeps things weird for us. He even has a myspace page. He's the bomb. Oh, and don't think he wont charge your ass for taking a picture with him. Cause he don't play that shit. This guy must have caught him off guard!
Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm
When I grow up
I wanna have boobies
If he wants to be a "Rhinestone Cowboy" he needs to invest in a Bedazzler.
matel's prototype for cowboy crackhead tranny leslie barbie.
bombie
"Don't let mah fuck me pumps fool ya'll I'm packin some serious heat".
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Mel Gibson found hanging out with Britney more fun than he had expected.
With Liberace's wax statue unavailable, MK works the Vegas strip trying to do sexy times with anybody.
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Feliz Cumpleaño querido!!
Ted Nugent to star in new reality series,"Orientation Swap."
PalPoey
YAY!!! LESLIE! Still the Queen of Austin, always, and forever in my heart. :D
Talk about a man that needs a close shave, and NOT on his face.
denise richards finally leaks pictures of charlie sheen's tranny infested sperm.
Michael K. of DListed went batshit crazy during his Vegas vacation to celebate his birthday.
Is the crackle of mah Huggies distractin from mah beauty?
Trickin's like fishin. If you dangle enough out there long enough, you're bound to catch somethin.
Submitted by mrsdaniels on June 19, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Hey Michael K!! That lovely specimen up there is Leslie from Austin. Get this peeps, Leslie ran for Mayor and came in SECOND PLACE!! No joke. I didn't believe it when I moved here, but I've since met Leslie (who asked for our left over Mexican food at a local outdoor cafe) and he/she is OSSUM. Thats right ladies and ladies, OSSUM> Awesome. Check it out, I don't make this shit up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran
Enjoy!!!
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I think I'm in love... Leslie FTW!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Well ain't he just all that an a pack of Rough Riders?
So THIS is what happens when Toby Keith loses a bet with Andy Dick
I <3 Leslie, this mofo lives in austin and runs for mayor and almost wins....... EVERYTHING is bigger in texas :)!
This outfit is seriously lacking in spiderman tattoos!
Alas, another lawsuit was brought against Google maps for filming some dude on the wrong street corner
WHITE socks after Labor day?? WHAT?
Mr Jenkins wears big boy pants now!