Friday, June 20th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 19th!

Obviously, the people at virgina slims knew what they were doing when they hired the marlboro cowboy to add a 'lil "butch" to their ad campaign. -urmomma

Runners-up:

Someone get Shirley McClaine off the streets again. - hollatyourgirl

Well I got darn'd one up better n you on that and yer dangd dinkle. I let ole Les have a whiz on my caramello machiottii fandangled new drank theyz servin up at that yonder fancy shmancy new Starbucks coffee shop. - Hoozer

Source

Thanks ReeRee

Posted by: Michael K


allmywebsite's picture

wow thats the new way of marketing or making add of under garments....look very funny

Celebrities and Animals Don't Mix

My night is not complete when I go to 6th St. until I see Leslie!!

hoozer's picture

WOOT! You must have one darnd impressive dinkle! LOL! Well, I didn't intend that as a caption at all! But I'll take it! Crumbs anything MK throws out there...I'll take it! lolololol.

El Bastardo's picture

Hooooooooooooooooooozer, my danged dinkle got a shout out! Hahahahahaha i'm famous!! Well done you funny clown, pure classic!! :o)
Congrats to all the winners!!!

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Ducksnorting.

LESLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the greatest moment of my life. I am so proud of my bff/mentor leslie cochran for making dlisted.com's caption this contest!!!

you know i see a lot less of leslie now that he/she is down in south austin. i miss the good ole days at 6th and congress.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy leave Leslie alone. He might one day be the mayor of Austin.

The C word's picture

Congrats to the winners!! :D

@ hollatyourgirl: good one!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

There is no caption that can explain what it is like for this to be your neighbor. And, I swear to all that is holy that this is my neighbor. I have had his genitalia rubbed upon my bodice. He has run me over with weird anti-APD tricycle. And he has placed his heinie upon the hood of my car and given it a lap dance. There is no caption. There is only Leslie as your neighbor.

Oh yes! Leslie for Mayor! I love the fact that Leslie has a myspace page and in all the photos he's wearing a bluetooth.

Who knew TX was so freaky? Nitty? DD? Deb?

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I don't find (Beckham) sexy, but I think he's a grower, like most guys. (Dlister, 6/18/08)

Hey I was looking for those panties....

Why.So.Serious.'s picture

Dammmit!

I missed the tryouts for America's Next Top Homeless Model again!

3 cycles in a row and I missed them!

All Britney needs is to borrow a pair of Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels to finish off her "Naked Cow Girl in LA" look. Robertson BLVD- watch out now!

peace&love
LEXY

Damn, Owen Wilson is bummed about Kate dating Lance. poor guy.

burnieblue's picture

While you're in Vegas, avoid this guy at all costs! He even gave Clay an STD!

meet nicole richie's new stylist!

aw, chrissie crocker got to see dad on father's day...

where's lindsay?

Sunrisegold71's picture

Sunrisegold71

FINALLY Ritchie Sambora shows he's still got his self esteem!

Onti311's picture

as the great rupaul once twanged,

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante !

Princess Talula's picture

There is no caption that can explain what it is like for this to be your neighbor. And, I swear to all that is holy that this is my neighbor. I have had his genitalia rubbed upon my bodice. He has run me over with weird anti-APD tricycle. And he has placed his heinie upon the hood of my car and given it a lap dance. There is no caption. There is only Leslie as your neighbor.

Ikcor's picture

Something came between Andre and his Calvins.

Leslie!!!!!! One of Austin's finest products.

You guys -- tThis is NOTHING compared to what I've seen him wear over the years. This is from the Mary Tyler Moore collection, trust that. I've seen that ho in a brazilian bikini, feather boa, tiara and Shauna Sand lucites. It gets hot in Texas in the Summertime and a bitch has to modify.

Diana Crabtree's picture

When no one took Vincent Gallo's offer of sex for $50,000, he got a makeover
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http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com

After spending a month in Kentwood and sucking down her share of possum fritters and Budweisertinis, Brit Brit heads back to LA.

"Ladies and gentleman Bobcat Goldthwait!!"

Cory11's picture

Chris Crocker, eat your heart out.

Embarrassed by a bad hair day, Harold was forced to wear the ridiculous hat his aunt gave him last Christmas.

Fozziebare13's picture

Celebrity Rehab 2 can't come soon enough for Gary Busey.

Manimal5's picture

One of the rejects from the open casting call for Brokeback Mountain on Broadway.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Aaaaah, will the beauty of fruit enhancements never end...?

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Tattoo free since 1952!

Meth bad...meth very bad...

I see our Leslie from A-Town has made the big time - good for him, er her, no him - he just has better legs than some women in this town!!!
WE LOVE LESLIE!!!!

Doesn't he/she know that socks with sandals are out?

jussayin's picture

dude looks like a lady?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Frances Farmer's picture

Nair for short-shorts.

cherry13's picture

This is one secret Victoria should have kept to herself.

cherry13's picture

OHHHH..Momma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!!!

Lucy Goosey's picture

You don't wear socks with sandals or open toe shoes.

That is a fashion faux pas.

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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.

As Harvey caught a glimpse of his reflection in the liquor store window, he instantly became embarrassed realizing that his hand bag DID NOT match his shoes.

Euromutt's picture

Larry Craig swaps his Wide Stance for a Brave Stance

Tranny get you Gun.

OMG!!!! Joan Rivers left the house without her makeup!! DAMN IT, Now im going to have bad dreams!

Nick Nolte cashing all of his movie cheques.....

YES! Wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran

Apparently, in 2003, Leslie captured a stunning 1.9% of the vote (for mayor of Austin). Hey, a girl can always dream!!

Sex and the City 2; back with even more hideously ridiculous outfits.

Calcbunny's picture

That's one MAC I ain't Tappin'

Untogether's picture

Man seeing Leslie sure makes me miss Austin.

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"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubble gum"

and I still haven't found what I'm looking for

TheVinylVillager's picture

you know, I think thats Leslie from Austin!
gasp!

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

Yay! Its Leslie! He is super cool, he once ran for mayor on a platform of platform shoes. Keepin Austin wierd one tranny at a time.