Beds & Blowjobs

The batshit horny CEO of Ryan Air, a cheap ass airline in the UK and Europe, held a press conference for the media to talk about boring plane shit. When the CEO was asked about the new configuration of their planned fleet, he responded, "So in economy it will be very cheap fares. Say 10 euros. And in business class it will be beds and blowjobs. In economy. In business, it will all be free including the blowjobs."

Damn! Is their HEAD flight attendant Wonky McValtrex? Seriously, this highly-inappropriate bitch is my new favorite person. I mean, he's just being competitive. ATA's seats made you feel like you've just been fucked in the ass.

Video is above and his "blowjob" promise is at the 45 second mark.

Thanks Kathleen