Thursday, June 19th 2008
Beds & Blowjobs
The batshit horny CEO of Ryan Air, a cheap ass airline in the UK and Europe, held a press conference for the media to talk about boring plane shit. When the CEO was asked about the new configuration of their planned fleet, he responded, "So in economy it will be very cheap fares. Say 10 euros. And in business class it will be beds and blowjobs. In economy. In business, it will all be free including the blowjobs."
Damn! Is their HEAD flight attendant Wonky McValtrex? Seriously, this highly-inappropriate bitch is my new favorite person. I mean, he's just being competitive. ATA's seats made you feel like you've just been fucked in the ass.
Video is above and his "blowjob" promise is at the 45 second mark.
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hehe it's true...the german word for blowjob is 'Blowjob.'
Blow Job in German is Schlobbinzinobbin.
"How long have you been working for them?"
I don't work for them - my husband does however - and trust me on this, he'd leave the second he thought something was unsafe.
As far as passenger comfort goes - who cares if the service is crap as long as it's safe and cheap? If you want comfort pay through the nose for a flag carrier.
Course there are people who hate the service - for some reason they expect flag carrier service for a £5!!
RyanAir Sucks
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Submitted by HellsBells on June 20, 2008 - 9:19am.
How long have you been working for them?
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"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
"And Ryanair is the worst European airline, hands down."
Rubbish - they have a very low record of delays, very well kept new planes, well paid pilots and cheap fares!
You get herded on and off the planes like cattle but for a few pounds a ticket - who cares!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 19, 2008 - 9:49pm.
I remember TWA. Tranny World Airlines.LOL
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Submitted by Frances Farmer on June 19, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Does anybody remember Braniff? Eastern Airlines? Pan Am?
I'm getting old.
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Remember all three.No time like the present...but the true golden age of air travel was 1960 to '82.It was so glamorous that to describe it to the modern day flying consumer...one would risk being labeled a liar.Love it when I run across coffee table books that document the era.
Submitted by Frances Farmer on June 20, 2008 - 2:45am.
Does anybody remember Braniff? Eastern Airlines? Pan Am?
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Pan Am? Isn't that the Airline company in Catch Me If You Can???
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I will keep on
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Does anybody remember Braniff? Eastern Airlines? Pan Am?
I'm getting old.
I actually think he's just being funny. Geez you people are so uptight, calling him names and stuff. You guys have like zero sense of humor...
Your face!
Submitted by Bossy on June 19, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Can't fire him, he's the boss. And yeah, I'd look on him a little more favorably if he at least pretended to care about women too.
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Classic case of a spoiled little narcissistic mama's boy who is so out of touch he doesn't even remember what's appropriate anymore. Probably convinced every woman on the planet wants to get his penis into her mouth. Loser.
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I love Michael O'Leary, he's hilarious, he doesn't give a shit.
He bought himself a registered taxi so he could use the bus / taxi lanes in Dublin and beat the traffic jams.
When he flies, he flies Ryanair, and quesues up with everyone else.
And believe me, the Ryanair flight attendants are 1) at least half male and 2) won't be dishing out any blowjobs. They think it's too much trouble to sell you a sandwich.
damn stripper shoes, how many times you need to edit a post? can't get it straight the first 10 times, it wasn't worth it.
Chubby -
Every political group wants censorship. It's what they want censored that sometimes differs.
Conservatives don't want the racist or sexist things censored, but they want stuff said against America and conservatives censored.
For the record, I don't find what this guy said about the airlines offensive. He just sounds like a real douche and it's his choice to come off how he wants to.
Sorry, but conservatives are controlling so much of the media these days, I'm so tired of conservatives whining about "asshole Liberals". Where the fuck are the Liberals? Show me. I wanna move there so I can be free to think and say what I want.
Submitted by ladyd on June 19, 2008 - 10:58am.
Ryanair rules! Why can't the US do these cheapo flights?
Um, the U.S. DID have this. In April 2007 Airbus Airlines opened and was modeled after Ryanair. Flights were advertised at $10. BUT in April 2008, the airline closed due to "lagging economy" and "rising fuel costs".
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El Bastardo,
Northern Ireland is England, but Ireland is Ireland yeah?
How is a raven like a writting desk?
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hahaha is he fired yet? And how come girls don't get a little something something in business and first class too?
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Submitted by aneurysm on June 19, 2008 - 5:57pm.
el, if you were going to suggest i go back, i would, gladly & swiftly, ONLY visas don't come so easy since poland joined the eu. not to mention, the anti-american sentiment has slowly migrated to the officials in the irish immigration offices. ,,i,
NON, mon cheri!!! You said "He's Irish not British" well, you know SOME of Ireland is Britain, thats all :o)
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I fly Ryanair all the time, and have never had a problem. The people who do are obviously looking for frills which they should not even expect for the prices they pay.
Easyjet is almost as cheap and a lot better than Ryanair.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
The head of Ryanair is actually a huge douchebag with a major anger management problem. I'm all for freedom of speech, but this was misogynistic. I doubt flight attendants need any more inappropriate sexualization in the media.
And Ryanair is the worst European airline, hands down.
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"They're just different types of shit, Charlie is the smooth easy type, Denise is the kind that breaks off halfway through and no matter how much you wipe, you just can't get her off your ass." - Team Valtrex
Good old drunk, Irish, sexually inappropriate CEOs.
How calming.
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amen chubby :)
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Hurrah for him and FUCK political correctness! We need more funny shit like this in the World today. Too many uptight, son-of-a-bitch politically correct, liberal douchebags are fucking everything up!!!
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Everyone always bitches about him and his taxes but when it costs 5 Euro for a flight and taxes are 20 Euro, you still get a 25 Euro flight, so people need to shut their traps! Ryanair rules! Why can't the US do these cheapo flights?
I'm confused. How can the flights be so cheap? How do they pay the pilot, attendants, AND pay for the fuel?
el, if you were going to suggest i go back, i would, gladly & swiftly, ONLY visas don't come so easy since poland joined the eu. not to mention, the anti-american sentiment has slowly migrated to the officials in the irish immigration offices. ,,i,
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I got it at 1:04. He's clearly frustrated. I think this CEO knows he's going down so he thought he'd take 'em all down with him. ha ha. he's a hot sl*t!
Drinks are still $3
Submitted by aneurysm on June 19, 2008 - 5:08pm.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! my irish people! he's not british, he's irish!! i miss ireland. :(
Erm, well.......cant be bothered.
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Ducksnorting.
I flew Ryan Air and received no such service. I want a refund
He's kind of cute.
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hahahahahaa AWESOME!!!
I just flew Ryanair for $20 from Glasgow to London. It was cheap.
They also have a "Girls of Ryanair" calendar!!!!
http://www.gadling.com/photos/the-girls-of-ryanair-calendar-2008/
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Michael O'Leary, Ryanair CEO, has a somewhat fiery reputation among both his competitors in the airline industry and regulators. He has been described in many press articles as arrogant and has on numerous occasions stooped to gratuitous rudeness and foul language in his public statements. His no-nonsense management style, extreme cost-cutting and meanness towards staff , provocative advertising, and his deliberate targeting and scathing criticisms of competitors, airport authorities, governments, and unions have become a hallmark. He has been reported to have been aggressive and hostile in dealings with a woman who was awarded free flights for life in 1988 and abusive and prone to outbursts when dealing with staff and former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern .
P.S. Bitch is worth est. 363 million Euros.
Hahahaha, he makes me proud to be half-Irish!
A) I think i'm in love
B) There are no blow jobs in Germany?
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Love how the German lady gets her wine right away and THIS IS THE TOP OF LIST ON WAYS TO GET FIRED! hahaaha he's soooooo fired!
tee hee. Someone thar has been hittin' the Guinness too much!
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
There is no such thing as a "free blow job" somebody somewhere will end up paying. It's never just about money.
RyanAir is so cheap that I am afraid to fly them. I did it once, and I half-expected the wings to come undone upon landing.
Give me Lufthanasa, shit!
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! my irish people! he's not british, he's irish!! i miss ireland. :(
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OMG, IRISH!! *MELTS* I adore irish accents!! Yummy!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Free blowjobs? Liar. He'll tax the shit out of them.
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Love Carrottopelina.
damnit. I can't see video on my phone!!!!!! argh!!!!
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Bwwaaaahaaaa....I love the Irish!
Wouldn't bj be "gobblezeegoo" in German?
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