Thursday, June 19th 2008

Checking Up With Wino

Now it's time for our daily check in with the Wino to see how she's holding up in the hospital. I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that doctors say she has an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that her heart still beats! Wild, I know. Next, you're going to tell me that Keith Richards still has a pulse.

The Sun reports that Wino's family plans to keep her in the hospital as long as they can in hopes that she'll finally beat drugs. A source said that this might be their one chance to sort her out for good. If Wino tries to flee the hospital, the family plans to go to court to try and keep her in.

Wino's daddy, Mitch, said, "Amy is doing fine. She is staying in as long as possible."

Methinks they should plant an ice pop vendor outside her door 24 hours a day. They should also figure out a way to fill her hospital room with artificial crack smoke. You know, so she feels at home!



mellen's picture

I think I speak for most of the people by saying...I hope she kicks the coke and gets help and stays sober.

That being said...she will NOT quit unless SHE wants to quit. (for good) Sure she isn't doing bumps of coke in the hospital, but she is pr
obably in there counting the days till she can contact her source and get some.

SHE really needs to WANT to quit!

I found a healthy picture of her from back in the day. WOWWWWW.

http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-t...

chefcammi's picture

"Your face looks so dewy and moist. What do you moisturize with then?"

"Bacon!"

I'm "kind of" evil

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

shit or get off the pot already, Wino...

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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."

If anyone reads Crazy Days and Nights, the rumor is that Wino might be HIV positive or have the full-blown AIDS. So her face may be showing the results of disease along with excess drug use.

paris herpes's picture

What's with her face? Looks like it's covered in cocaine, either that or anorexic fuzz. She totally needs help, that irregular heartbeat is from drug use no doubt. Not only that she needs to detox and go to rehab and stop fighting it. She'll look so much better and sell more albums and make more money in the long run. I'm not sure she's seeing that at all though, she just wants to be drunk and high all the time. Oh well...

Your face!

===She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h yL o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Michaela's picture

It's sad how night and day she is these days. I remember how healthy and lovely she looked in her video for "Fuck Me Pumps." This lady we see today is a shell of her former self. Hope she gets better.

Richard Strangdog's picture

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on June 19, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Mom's a rambling bitch, and Dad's in denial. Face it, at this rate the girl doesn't stand a chance.

I wonder what the hell would the beautiful, voluptuous and HEALTHY "Frank" Amy, would say to the bulimic, self-cutting, drugged-out, and codependent "Back to Black" Amy?

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

SubMonkey's picture

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i hope she gets better
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I'm so tired of this BS! She needs some serious help, and she's not going to get it herself. Someone needs to start taking care of business. She is going to die if someone doesn't step in and MAKE her get help. Hello, responsible family members? Where are you?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Wino's daddy needs to call BritBrit's daddy ASAP and compare notes.

BTW: That enlarged photo of Wino's rat's nest scared my cat. He's a 27-pound Maine Coon Cat ... Maine Coons don't scare easily.

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Vabrownid1's picture

I would like to see her get better too. Then we can talk about "remember how bad she used to look? This looks like a different person".

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Maybe I'll rethink my OD date for Crackhouse... and revise it to July 8, 2008.

And her rehab song went, "Daddy thinks I'm fine." Talk about life imitating art!

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

NovaNightly's picture

Submitted by El Bastardo on June 19, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 19, 2008 - 5:00pm.

Her dad always says she's "just fine"...blah blah...um...I've got news for him. SHE'S NOT OK...OK?? She has a SERIOUS problem!

Still...what are we going to gossip about if crackhouse gets herself clean?
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Well, i cant wait for the day when people post "Awwww, Amy looks good" "Amys new song is soooo good" etc. I'm gonna be really gutted if she dies, shit!
DRUGS ARE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

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I totally want to see her get better and I do think she has talent. It's just going to be so hard for her, since she would literally have to separate herself from all of her current friends...etc...they'll just push more drugs on her and she needs to steer clear. Thats super hard!!

Ps...the occasional doobie is wonderful. The rest of the drugs out there are shiiiiiiiiit! Would never touch them...and never have!

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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. -Slater "Dazed and Confused"

I would dangle a crack rock from her ceiling, just out of reach of this trash so that heart of hers goes 'POP' and no more shitty whinehouse music!! It is ok to die amy..follow the light, the crack light!!

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on June 19, 2008 - 5:00pm.

Her dad always says she's "just fine"...blah blah...um...I've got news for him. SHE'S NOT OK...OK?? She has a SERIOUS problem!

Still...what are we going to gossip about if crackhouse gets herself clean?

Well, i cant wait for the day when people post "Awwww, Amy looks good" "Amys new song is soooo good" etc. I'm gonna be really gutted if she dies, shit!
DRUGS ARE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

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missy's picture

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DiamondDawg's picture

irregular heartbeat for Amy is prolly drug related. For most other non-drug abusing peeps its called arrhythmia. My brother has it. sometimes I think i have it. i even told the doctor about it, he said naaaaaaawwwww. he needs to lay in bed with me at night and THEN use that stethascope thingy.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

MK, please! No more close-ups of Any Crackhouse! She gives me the heebie jeebies. For real.

sexy's picture

She thinks she is so bad ass but she's not and she needs to rethink her choices now... she doesn't care what others think but we don't care that is the thing.. so it's her choice if she wants to OD. I don't care.

Devore's picture

irregular heartbeat= coke usage

DiamondDawg's picture

Good lord! I was trying to figure out why A&W's face looked all slimy. I figured it out! The make-up artist went to extreme lengths to camouflage the crack sores! Looks like vaseline (for the dried out face) and flour (patted over sores). Ewwwww.

NovaNightly's picture

Her dad always says she's "just fine"...blah blah...um...I've got news for him. SHE'S NOT OK...OK?? She has a SERIOUS problem!

Still...what are we going to gossip about if crackhouse gets herself clean?

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Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. -Slater "Dazed and Confused"

Mel-Tang's picture

I can't believe she has lived this long.
Especially because she has an irregular heartbeat and does so many drugs.
A lot of times the hearbeat irregularity is hereditary; it may not even have been caused by the drugs. But I'm sure they are not helping.
She better watch it.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

jackie's picture

she looks "special" in that picture.

aneurysm's picture

if they get her off opiates, she's gonna freeze, she isn't gonna want any popcycles! BUT it isn't likely, (they'll prob put her on an opiate derivative). the irregular heartbeat is pretty common in naturally thin people.

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chowgirl69's picture

Submitted by M.E. on June 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
What these people don't understand is, yes, their intentions are good, but Wino won't kick drugs until SHE is ready to.

Amen M.E.! I commented in a Wino thread the other day about my crackhead sister and what you say is SOOOO true. My family has pretty much done everything we can do at this point, including sending her to rehab twice but until the day comes when SHE wants to be straight, it will never, ever happen. Now it's a point of waiting for the inevitable phone call informing us she's either A)missing (which has happened many times or B)dead. I wouldn't wish this on any family and yeah Wino's Dad sounds like a real dick to me, just keep yer trap shut and see to your daughter while you can.

Nicole's picture

Everytme I see a picture of her, I feel like I need to take a hot bath.

-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

letinstar's picture

filthy mess...
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sexy motherfucker...

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Mom's a rambling bitch, and Dad's in denial. Face it, at this rate the girl doesn't stand a chance.

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M.E.'s picture

"Wino's daddy, Mitch, said, "Amy is doing fine..."
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Uhm, yeah, because going through withdrawls, having convoltions, barfing up your intestines, freezing to death, then sweating to death and hallucinating means you are absolutely fucking fine.

*rolls eyes*

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"Wino's daddy, Mitch, said, "Amy is doing fine..."

Really Mitchy, really? Oh yes, she's just hunky fucking dorrey.
Why is this "(insert random fucktarded celeb name) is doing fine" the response always?
"No comment", "Please, let us have our privacy", why not those Mitchy or would miss out on Media time?

I'm sick of it.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Amy, dear
I wrote a song for you and it goes a little something like this...

Whenever you call me, I'll be there
Whenever you want me, I'll be there
Even if I have to crawl
I'll be there
I'll be around
Just call me on the phone
I'll be there
I'll never leave you alone
I'll be there
Just call out my name
I know you know you know
I'll be around

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Hold it. Hooolllddd it. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Nothing Ralph, Carlos is just teaching us the mambo.

M.E.'s picture

Marge - Yup, they'd better make sure NO ONE is allowed to visit her.

Petey, STEER CLEAR!

M.E.'s picture

What these people don't understand is, yes, their intentions are good, but Wino won't kick drugs until SHE is ready to.

The C word's picture

(grumbling)...'bout f*ckin time....

Mitch Wino can't let his precious moneytrain derail permanently.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

MargeAggedon's picture

I agree with M.E.
They're going to have to put her in isolation, keep her sedated and not allow visitors because the first chance she gets she's going to have one of her crackhead friends smuggle the shit in for her. And they will.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

devilgirl's picture

I wonder if they were able to pry those toe jam ladden ballet shoes from her feet? They might have to surgically remove those suckers.

Secret Original's picture

I'll say this, her teeth are kind of white.

iHeartHaters's picture

Uh, they better make her check her bouffant at the door. That wig is her best supplier.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

M.E.'s picture

If they are trying to detox her, they'd better have her ass sedated otherwise she is going to go APESHIT!

oklahoma's picture

Who can say no to those big batting eyes of hers. I'm sure she's 'kind of' sober..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

chefcammi's picture

it looks as though she took a french fry and rubbed it all over her face.

I'm "kind of" evil

PurpleNeon's picture

DUDE. i'm trying to eat lunch here.

chefcammi's picture

What about her wig? Who's going to detox that thing?

I'm "kind of" evil

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