Thursday, June 19th 2008

AC Slater Needs To Stick A Dick In It Already

When did AC Slater become such a fucking dirty ass tampon? His abs would look so much hotter if he would just shut his damn dick lips already! AC said that he's jealous of Tony Parker because he 's married to Eva LongWHORIA. That's like being jealous of someone for having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

AC said, "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off and I have the utmost respect for her. Tony Parker is a lucky guy. I was in (sic) her wedding. I walked her mum down the aisle."

It looks like being a slut paid off for Eva LongWHORIA because she dodged a major bullet. If she married the cheater known as AC Slater, she would be crying into Ken Paves beweaved loins every night.

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Posted by: Michael K


Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

Is this the guy from that 70's show?

TheBreakdown's picture

AC is hitting La Pequenita right NOW!

This is all a scheme those two skankeros concocted to hitch her to Parker, stay married for a few years, get knocked up with Keebler elf twins, and then leave him.

Watch your cash, Tony!

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Mel-Tang's picture

"We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody."

Uh, that doesn't seem to have slowed you down in the past, you disgusting man whore.
UGH I hate him.

He probably fucked that drink he has in his hand, too.

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oklahoma's picture

Oh, I thought they tried this trick already when Ashton did his Punk'd remake show. I call 'fuck off' !!!

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

In Mario speak that translates into, "I'd hit it, probably already have hit it, and will probably hit it again. Oh, and the bauble in the Cartier back is for ME, bitches!"

zomay's picture

His forehead bugs me.

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