Thursday, June 19th 2008

AC Slater Needs To Stick A Dick In It Already

When did AC Slater become such a fucking dirty ass tampon? His abs would look so much hotter if he would just shut his damn dick lips already! AC said that he's jealous of Tony Parker because he 's married to Eva LongWHORIA. That's like being jealous of someone for having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

AC said, "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off and I have the utmost respect for her. Tony Parker is a lucky guy. I was in (sic) her wedding. I walked her mum down the aisle."

It looks like being a slut paid off for Eva LongWHORIA because she dodged a major bullet. If she married the cheater known as AC Slater, she would be crying into Ken Paves beweaved loins every night.

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 21, 2008 - 10:07am.
Or have him be an escort for one of our dates.. lol.. My vagina is awfully lonely these days, he looks like the perfect fit..
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LOL Angel i. I think we must find this answer out. like, set up an appt for one of those massages. Or have him be an escort for one of our dates.. lol.. My vagina is awfully lonely these days, he looks like the perfect fit..

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What is up with this Mario character anyway? Always escorting people here and there. Does he give REALLY good massages *winkwink*?

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oklahoma's picture

Wha?? Oh yeah, my guy would love to feel hemrhoids all over his dick, and legs.. oh kinky.. *cringes*

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Submitted by Crimson on June 20, 2008 - 10:03pm.
One of my friends was always jealous when someone had a bad case of hemorrhoids. He liked it when his honey had them, he said he loved the bumpy ride and it felt like he was gettin' some strange.
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i m getting jealous when i see this kind of photo bcoz i m alone here

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One of my friends was always jealous when someone had a bad case of hemorrhoids. He liked it when his honey had them, he said he loved the bumpy ride and it felt like he was gettin' some strange.

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The reason Tony Parker isn't opposed to this duo together is because Mario is Eva's glorified gay shopping assistant!

He's allegedly popping all these F-list Hollywood starlets in a sad attempt to throw people off as to his true gay and homosexual-like manner.

But there are too many doubters.

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Kaya's picture

He walked her "mum" down the aisle? Did he then go home and have a "cuppa" while wearing "y-fronts" as he watched "footie" on the "telly"? I think this stupid-ass story was made up by a British gossip columnist. They always give that fact away, like when I read today that Joan Rivers used the word "rubbish" after getting kicked off that show in the UK.

paris herpes's picture

Both these cats are so mediocre, it's not even WORTH paying attention to them. AC Slater should have fucked her eons ago, she totally would have let him do that too. The unoriginal whore that she is!

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Michaela's picture

OMG I am so sick of these two LOL

dustbunny's picture

I bet he's one of the blind items of being HIV positive. All this press he's getting is so undeserved. He isn't talented enough for movies or real TV. His claim to fame is clutching to Eva's arm.
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Has anyone noticed how teeny Mario's hands are? If his hands are any indication he's probably hung like a tit mouse.

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Since when does Longwhoria have front butt?

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TOPANGA's picture

"I was always with somebody" Puleeze Gay-C Slater, you "being" with somebody has never stopped your ass from cheating all those other times. Such a egotistical tool...and on that note, I would still do him =-)

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West Coast Bubba's picture

I hope he's gay! He is way too cute!!

EatYourVeggies's picture

'Mum'?

Is pretending you are English the new hot shit in Hollywood right now?

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Always sunny, I don't see the error either. It came from the source article, though, MK just copied it.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

There's a Tampa Bay Devil Rays player named Evan Longoria. Poor guy. He must get anonymous phone callers asking if he gives blow jobs.

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Always Sunny's picture

This is a silly question, but why the 'sic' here?

"I was in (sic) her wedding."

What is the error?

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"Submitted by oklahoma on June 19, 2008 - 11:26am.

Apparently tony is a big 'ole pussy.. B/c I don't know any other man that would allow this shit to go on.. My guy would have stopped this a LONG time ago. No take backs."

Agreed. My boyfriend is a pretty laid back guy, but he would NOT appreciate some douchebag going around saying shit like "We never dated. Unfortunately." Especially someone with a past for cheating. Stupid manwhore.

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I echo the 'mo sentiments. I don't care how many women he cheats on/with - the dude is as gay a Zefron/La Douche scissorfest.

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If these two ever "officially" became a couple, I can only imagine the media whoring and photo ops that would ensue.
Mario would stick his dick into any open hole. Any little bit of hotness he has doesn't matter-his whole manwhore persona is disgusting.

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KD's picture

Well, Mario, it sounds like her Mom is available. Hop to it!

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with these two tricks it's game recognizing game...
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 19, 2008 - 12:50pm.
The C word on June 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.

What does it say about her that she would be such good friends with a guy like that?

- That Tony is getting sloppy seconds during every "encounter".
Tony needs to smell her vag when she comes home late.
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The C word on June 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.

What does it say about her that she would be such good friends with a guy like that?

- That Tony is getting sloppy seconds during every "encounter".
Tony needs to smell her vag when she comes home late.

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I was EATING! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

The C word's picture

What does it say about her that she would be such good friends with a guy like that?

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Slater was not a big enough star for the Fame Hwore.

They have already had fucky fucky times, FACT!!!

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OneLiner's picture

AAWWWWWW! the one that got away......BARF!!!!

What a dumbass!

They never dated because she knows he's gay DUH

He is such a rambling fool does any one have any
chloroform cause I would love to give him a dose!

oklahoma's picture

JIllyPoo.. Apparently tony is a big 'ole pussy.. B/c I don't know any other man that would allow this shit to go on.. My guy would have stopped this a LONG time ago. No take backs.

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Wankers. All of them. Everyone mentioned in this article.

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JillyPoo's picture

He may "have the utmost respect" for HER, but what about her husband? Maybe it's just me, but i'm getting the "please cheat on Tony with me" vibe from his comments.

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Amanda's picture

Mario annoys me to no end. And, he ain't hot either, imo.

He and WHORIA need to STFD.

Jesus's picture

he walked her "mum" down the aisle? um, i call b.s.

Wasn't he WITH Ali Landry when he had sexy times with a hooker at his bachelor party?

How is this guy making the rounds in Hollywood again? I don't understand it. He's done nothing. How did the rest of Saved By The Bell fall by the wayside?

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Murphy's picture

Why does this guy always look way happier to be with Eva than her own husband does??

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

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why is he "everywhere" right now? Go away again Mario!

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kdracofan's picture

Boring

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Submitted by Keane on June 19, 2008 - 9:49am.

Is this guy seriously straight? Every photo I ever see of him screams raging homo to me, and in this one he just looks like Eva's gay best mate. Seriously, he's straight?
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My thoughts exactly. He's a 'mo.

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devilgirl's picture

Longwhoria was Saved by the Bell by getting hitched to Parker. Frankly, I can't stomach either one of the no-talents. They both annoy me, but then again, who doesn't?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

They are soooooo friends with benefits...AND...Since when did he care about fidelity? What a jackass.

Is this guy seriously straight? Every photo I ever see of him screams raging homo to me, and in this one he just looks like Eva's gay best mate. Seriously, he's straight?

zomay's picture

Oh my goodness, he is Longhoria's Marc Anthony. (Without the talent).

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